Bummerville, CA, United States Superthread

[LemonMelon]

CC hasn't been to a college career center in, what, 20 years?

 

[bono_212]

Wow, CC, you suck at selecting safety fellowships.

Oh that's strange, one position opened up after the deadline... Are we in a movie?

 

[LemonMelon]

There's ONE fellowship slot left????

Well that's great. A movie of CC eating ice cream on the couch and crying would have been boring.

 

[bono_212]

CC hasn't been to a college career center in, what, 20 years?

No one told her life would be this hard!

 

[bono_212]

There's no way that any hospital is going to come BEGGING for fellows like this. This is clearly a murder hospital.

 

[LemonMelon]

Fuck it, I'll go to Alaska. Probably gonna meet the man of my dreams anyway, since this is a movie.

 

[LemonMelon]

She's gonna fuck a polar bear by the end of this

 

[bono_212]

Seriously her dad is a character from an animated film, yes?

 

[LemonMelon]

Never mind, hold the polar bear fucking, she found the man of her dreams at the airport.

 

[bono_212]

She just got off the plane and already met the man of her dreams. Of course he's a bum, because this is a movie. And in movies, bums get doctors.

 

[bono_212]

Oh, sorry, not a bum... A pilot.

 

[LemonMelon]

It's a fucking apocalyoptic wasteland

Holy shit, there's a Bob Ross painting in the window!111

 

[bono_212]

You can get food and pharmaceuticals at the general store.

 

[LemonMelon]

Her last Hallmark movie was set in Christmastown or whatever. This one is set in Garland. Has she ever lived any distance away from the spirit of Christmas?

 

[LemonMelon]

"What is that? It's not small."

HEH HEH

 

[bono_212]

Ohhh no, here we go again... CC is too old to appreciate Christmas and the guy of her dreams is going to show her the error of her ways.

 

[bono_212]

"What is that? It's not small."

HEH HEH

Heyoh!

 

[LemonMelon]

A fucking log cabin. Of course. They haven't invented brick yet.

 

[bono_212]

#alaskaproblems

No coffee maker
Christmas
Sun up at night

 

[LemonMelon]

Reaction to a beautiful Christmas cabin

"UGHHHH NEEDS WOARKKK"

"Great, no coffee maker"

Why are all of her characters inherently bitchy and useless?

 

[bono_212]

#alaskaproblems
She can't get a fancy coffee

 

[bono_212]

Oh my God.... The guy that runs the groundhog day festivities in Punxsutawney has moved to Alaska to oversee Christmas.

 

[bono_212]

Cookies? For breakfast? I think he's actually Santa.

 

[LemonMelon]

#alaskaproblems
She can't get a fancy coffee

There's no espresso for thousands of miles!

 

[bono_212]

Reaction to a beautiful Christmas cabin

"UGHHHH NEEDS WOARKKK"

"Great, no coffee maker"

Why are all of her characters inherently bitchy and useless?

She gave no indication of disliking Christmas at all, until the last few minutes, but now she's all UGH anytime the holidays are mentioned.

 

[LemonMelon]

This hospital is star struck by doctors.

 

[bono_212]

Apparently she is famous... Even though she hasn't even done a fellowship.

I just realized, this is a rip off of Northern Exposure.

 

[bono_212]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Exposure

 

[LemonMelon]

Tomorrow: One Christmas Eve

There was a dog and bad weather and a plate of cookies and a token black man tacked at the very end of the commercial. Sounds like a keeper.

 

[LemonMelon]

CC has prescribed IVprofen, which is apparently some kind of intravenous Advil.