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Old 11-17-2006, 01:53 PM   #121
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"Kevin you promised to use KY!"
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Lovely, just lovely..see he doesn't shower but he writes poetry on shower doors

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Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
--Kevin Federline

*In case there are any doubts about its authenticity, we have an actual signed Kevin Federline poster hanging up in Us Online HQ (as part of our K-Fed altar where we burn Marlboro incense and leave offerings of 'beaters and illegitimate children), and the signatures match up.

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He is the plankton of the earth....


and kids should not be around him.
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Old 11-19-2006, 02:17 PM   #129
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Lovely, just lovely..see he doesn't shower but he writes poetry on shower doors

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Rapper and noted prose stylist Kevin Federline, 28, took up his Sharpie and left behind a love note* on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago, where he performed November 8. The message, written the day after wife Britney Spears, 24, filed for divorce, reads:

Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!
--Kevin Federline

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That should be embroidered on a pillow.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:22 PM   #130
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Just when you think nobody could possibly make Kevin Federline look worse...he does it himself.
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Huh? What? Ladles look out?
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i wanna know what the hell "fuck a wife" means.
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It's probably best not to waste time trying to figure out what passes for grammar in Kevin's World.
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i wanna know what the hell "fuck a wife" means.
What? You don't know that Kevin is the king of romance and respect for women?

I think he means that he doesn't need a wife 1. because he's a great Dad who can raise his kids on his own 2. because he is well on his way to music superstardom and no longer needs to ride the Britney gravy train 3. because he's so hot that women all over the world just want to have sex with him without the benefit of marriage
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