Best pwned moments in cinema history

[lazarus]

Captain Kirk makes a triumphant return to the future, only to be crushed by a bridge.

Needless pwnage!

We've moved onto Star Trek already? I didn't know we were done with LOTR.

The Balrog, pwned at the Bridge of Khazad-dum, almost pwnes Gandalf, and then gets totally pwned by him on the mountaintop.

 

[Canadiens1131]

Balrog is all hype, man. I saw him before he hit the big time, it was nothing special.

 

[DaveC]

All kinds of pwnage in this flick.

 

[LJT]

If anyone has ever watcged Oldboy, you will know how well pwned the guy ended up being

 

[monkeyskin]

At least he had a good dentist.

 

[dazzlingamy]

Kill Bill: Room full of ninjas totally pwned!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

If we're talking Kill Bill here then Uma ripping out Darryl Hannah's good eye has to be mentioned...

 

[No spoken words]

Dustin Hoffman, pwned by Hamlet.

 

[DaveC]

Ed Norton pwns a carjacker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a08PnAc76CI

 

[lazarus]

Speaking of Edward Norton:

Tyler Durden pwned by Tyler Durden.

 

[U2girl]

Speaking of LOTR, the silly Gandalf pwnage by the Witch King.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

cuba gooding jr.

pwned by a bad agent

 

[lazarus]

Tom Bombadil: pwned by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Phillipa Boyens.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

cuba gooding jr.

pwned by a bad agent

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Tom Cruise was pwned by a couch

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Katie Holms pwned by Tom Cruise

 

[JessicaAnn]

The Sound of Music ... the ending ... the Nazis get pwned by Nuns.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Tom Bombadil: pwned by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Phillipa Boyens.

Yeah, but Tom Bombadil pwns FOTR, and not in a good way. Best removal decision in the entirety of the series on film.

 

[lazarus]

Yeah, but Tom Bombadil pwns FOTR, and not in a good way. Best removal decision in the entirety of the series on film.

Agreed.


Also: Andy Serkis pwned by the Academy of Motion Picutre Arts & Sciences.

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Dobby pwnd by Gollum at MTV Movie Awards.

 

[lazarus]

Brandon Lee in The Crow: pwned by accidentally loaded stunt gun.

 

[Muldfeld]

Another great pwnd moment from Titanic is when 30 minutes into the movie I realized it was actually worse than I expected it to be and James Cameron sat down next to me, grabbed my head and yelled, "I got your $8. You were sold by the hype. LOL OWNED!" That was pretty awesome in an awful kind of way.

I also despise that film. I rented it and the drama was so dull. It's great romance for teens who've never seen great romance. It's no "Out of Africa."

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Thelma and Louise

 

[Dalton]

Ultimate movie pwnage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I71-MNZUMQI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMkzqA7LrM

 

[Dalton]

spoon = pwnd by a kid.

 

[Dalton]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=varaAADgC84

pwnd

 

[monkeyskin]

Ah but Dalton, there is no spoon.

Michael Cimino pwnd United Artists with Heaven's Gate.

Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman pwnd Coca-Cola / Columbia Pictures with Ishtar.

Orson Welles pwnd William Randolph Hurst with Citizen Kane, only to be pwnd himself when Hurst destroyed the film in the media.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

a man in my position can not be made to look ridiculous!

khartpwned

 

[Dalton]

Well then, headache you can't forget,

 

[Irvine511]

The Sound of Music ... the ending ... the Nazis get pwned by Nuns.