Are you shy?

[Carek1230]

To all of my shy friends...


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you
tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss
of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and
a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister .

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Nope and if I consume tequila, I am not a nice person and at that point people around me would prefer that if I were shy.

 

[trevster2k]

Nah, I used to be but then I said F*** it, but I'm Mr. Happy when I get drunk.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

Yes, I suffer from shyness but with the help of Tequila® I am able to break out of my box and forget who I am... or what I'm doing... or where I'm going next... or what day it is... Thanks Tequila®

 

[IWasBored]

imagine the most asshole-ish thing you've seen me say on here. multiple by 25. that's me when i'm drunk. i tried to pick a fight with some unprovoking, stoned, and completly mellow hippies once.

 

[Doozer61]

i tequila

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I think I'll make margaritas during the Grammy's tomorrow.

 

[IWasBored]

my idiot roommate last semester left a bottle of margarita mix on the window ledge. and she left the window open. new england winters are cold. the bottle froze and the glass broke open. sticky crap all over the floor and it smelled really bad, and of course, i stepped in it

i had all but forgotten this incident when i noticed that the window sill is still somewhat sticky. she never cleaned it.

 

[love_u2_adam]

im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh darling you'd be surprise at how some people on here are when they are off of this site.

 

[IWasBored]

im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here

actually, some people might be here because they're shy. forging relationships with people online because they can't do it in real life. the internet is full of the world's biggest losers, this site isn't exempt.

feel free to make a joke about speaking as the voice of experience

 

[Carek1230]

This is excellent, we have discussion mixing shyness and tequila! Gotta love it!

 

[For Honor]

I used to be shy.

Now I'm unsociable. By choice

 

[DeadMansParty]

The first time I tried Tequilla in 1994, I ended up beating the hell out of my cousin.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here

Trust me....I'm one of those shy people when I'm offline....and I'm not much of a drinker....in fact I still hate the taste of those kind of drinks....and really I don't need it.

It's bad enough to have two parents who take prescriptions...but I don't want them to worry about me being an Alcoholic or something of that nature.

 

[fly so high!]

Lick,Sip,Suck......the best shot!!!!! Luv it!!!!!!
I'm not shy generally speaking, but you would want to put a muzzle on me after a few of those!!!!!!
YEEEE....HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[angelordevil]

Shyness can be a living hell! I speak from experience. Alcohol isn't the answer for me...it just makes me silly and act like an overgrown child. I like red wine, occasionally, but anything harder than that lingers around in my system like an uninvited cousin at Christmas.

I'm now a recovering shy person, and embrace my inner introvert (Sometimes I have to kick its ass and prop it up with lots of coffee, but, hey, it's cheaper than tequila.)

As well, I think it’s a known fact that many amazing artists are rather shy.

I say this as an amazing artist

 

[Total U2 Nut]

I say this as an amazing artist

I wouldn't say I was really shy, but I'm definitely not outgoing. But sometimes being quieter is a good thing, I find people with big mouths tend to piss me off more.....

 

[Mr. BAW]

Me, bottle of JD and I start telling police stories.........

 

[Lila64]

 

[verte76]

Yes, I'm shy. I also don't drink.

 

[angel_of_L.A.]

Funny thread Kren!

I'm not shy here or in person and I'll take Jack Daniels over Tequila any day.

Ahhhh Jack and Coke baby!

 

[Carek1230]

Angel!

 

[Bono's shades]

I was very shy when I was younger. People used to comment on it all the time and say stuff like "Don't you ever talk?" which didn't do a whole hell of a lot to help me overcome my shyness.

I'm a lot less shy now, but I still suffer recurring bouts of it.

 

[MacHat]

I'm not very shy, just depends who I'm around I spose.
However when I'm drunk I'll talk to anyone .

 

[anitram]

Tequila to kill you.

 

[fly so high!]

To kill her.....

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

mmm JD

 

[tiny dancer]

At one time I was shy, but since I work with the public now for many many years, I have overcomed it.

 

[JCOSTER]

Shy, until I get to know ya!