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Old 02-07-2006, 10:02 PM   #1
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Are you shy?

To all of my shy friends...


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you
tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately,
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
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Tequila® may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

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Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister .
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:06 PM   #2
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Nope and if I consume tequila, I am not a nice person and at that point people around me would prefer that if I were shy.
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:09 PM   #3
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Nah, I used to be but then I said F*** it, but I'm Mr. Happy when I get drunk.
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:28 PM   #4
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Yes, I suffer from shyness but with the help of Tequila® I am able to break out of my box and forget who I am... or what I'm doing... or where I'm going next... or what day it is... Thanks Tequila®
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:30 PM   #5
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imagine the most asshole-ish thing you've seen me say on here. multiple by 25. that's me when i'm drunk. i tried to pick a fight with some unprovoking, stoned, and completly mellow hippies once.
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i tequila
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I think I'll make margaritas during the Grammy's tomorrow.
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Old 02-07-2006, 10:50 PM   #8
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my idiot roommate last semester left a bottle of margarita mix on the window ledge. and she left the window open. new england winters are cold. the bottle froze and the glass broke open. sticky crap all over the floor and it smelled really bad, and of course, i stepped in it

i had all but forgotten this incident when i noticed that the window sill is still somewhat sticky. she never cleaned it.
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im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:11 PM   #10
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oh darling you'd be surprise at how some people on here are when they are off of this site.
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:12 PM   #11
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im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here

actually, some people might be here because they're shy. forging relationships with people online because they can't do it in real life. the internet is full of the world's biggest losers, this site isn't exempt.

feel free to make a joke about speaking as the voice of experience
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:20 PM   #12
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This is excellent, we have discussion mixing shyness and tequila! Gotta love it!
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Old 02-08-2006, 12:22 AM   #13
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I used to be shy.

Now I'm unsociable. By choice
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The first time I tried Tequilla in 1994, I ended up beating the hell out of my cousin.
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im not shy...if i was..... i wouldnt be here
Trust me....I'm one of those shy people when I'm offline....and I'm not much of a drinker....in fact I still hate the taste of those kind of drinks....and really I don't need it.

It's bad enough to have two parents who take prescriptions...but I don't want them to worry about me being an Alcoholic or something of that nature.
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