AI Recaps-March 28th
The Results
On results night Ryan comes out wearing something my cat horked up the other day. Oh wait, that’s a “My Little Phony” faux hawk wig from the House of Sanjaya. But let’s get to business.
After a country and western-inspired pimpmercial, we get to the reason why we tune in on Wednesday nights-elimination. Blake and LaKisha, not surprisingly, are safe. As are Melinda, Chris R., and Jordin. Millions of crying tween girls continue to torture America, and Sanjaya is safe. Both Phil and Haley hit the AI seal of doom. Who will join them? Will it be Chris S. who rushed and mumbled his way through “Everything Little Thing She Does is Magic?” Or will it be Gina, who was pretty awesome with her rendition of “I’ll Stand by You?” Well, we can’t let them know right away. American Idol wouldn’t be American Idol if it put Chris and Gina out of their misery pronto.
Nope, AI has some business to attend to. First, we face the Idol Challenge (no, not bearing Sanjaya week after week), and then Ryan informs us that Exxon makes a PR move, I mean, donates money to Idol Gives Back.
What else? Oh, yes. Gwen Stefani sings “Sweet Escape” and brings Akon along with her. She also brings along her Hakaruju Girls. Sadly, her hottie husband doesn’t make an appearance. Darn. Gwen is not my cup of pop music tea, but she sure has a lot of energy and a sense of fun. But I do have a question? Is it now okay to wear white shoes before Memorial Day?
Well, before that question can be answered, we need to answer another question. Is Chris S. or Gina joining Phil and Haley in the bottom three. Gina is safe, and Chris S. meanders over to Phil and Haley.
Okay, another question. Which two contestants will be joining the seats of safety, and which one will be serenaded by the DAUGHTRY!? Ryan messes with Haley’s head, and tells her to stay on the AI seal of doom with Chris S. Phil is safe.
Finally, we find out Chris S. will no longer bring chubby back. As Simon put it, “Bye, bye Curly.” I won’t miss the smug and the fug. Chris could have been as good-looking as Bo Bice or Ace Young, but his tiring personality and slip-shod performances made him a total ugmo. He came across like he was above the AI machine, yet still seemed desperate to get attention, but not by actually performing well. Good-bye Chris. Maybe one day you’ll finally learn to sing with the tempo.
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No Doubt is apparently going back in the studio sometime late this year, and will hopefully have an album out next year. That's the rumor, it hasn't been confirmed, but please God....
