The ScottPhisto Society!!!

[Echo]

ECHO: I'm not sure what we should do for the ScottPhisto Society. i mean, most of these "meetings" for the lads are pic-fests, but i only have 2 of you and one's a drawing. so we have to find other amusing things to do. I hope Mona gets online soon. Shes always full of ideas.
SCOTTPHISTO: Indeed. We could write more story stuff...Like, the party at either the PLEBA mansion or Scottphisto's place (that could be fun....) I dunno. You could post pics of vimmens for me!!
ECHO: *sigh* No this is for OUR pleasure not yours. Sheesh, just cause the society's named after you doesnt mean you get what YOU want!
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, THAT'S F*CKED. Okay, so...What would give PLEBA pleasure in relation to me? Oh man I just scandalized myself.
ECHO: Okay THIS conversation is going in the first meeting...
SCOTTPHISTO: EEK *Fear* and *intruige*

As Dictator for Life and Pimpstress of the ScottPhisto Society, I hereby call this meeting to order!

As I said, there are only two pictures of ScottPhisto in existence:

So, that out of the way, what shall we do in honor of everyone's favorite Man-Slut?

Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.

And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.

As for the rest of you...well...The ScottPhisto Vending Machine is right there for y'all. All it takes is sixty-five cents.

Anyone else who wants an official position *snerk* in the ScottPhisto Society, just let me know. I hand out titles like candy. What can I say, I'm a benevolent Dictator. And I look good in black!

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:

Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.

O man. I don't think I can handle that. I mean it might be really hard. Like...having a position such as this might--

O WAIT. lol

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Echo:

And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.

Gee Echo...Martinis? Flirting? Hmmm...I'm just not sure it's ...me.
Heh, heh, heh.
This from the woman who on Halloween walked up to the bar, dumped a bunch of change on the counter and slurred..."What will thiishh get me?". Lol. My drink was actually free! It totally works!

I love that picture, that is SO coool. I am jealous. So very jealous. Yes.
Echo is the Fly
Scotty is Mackie-Poo
That leaves me...Mirror Ball Man?
Hey...little momma's! I look goood in pants up to my armpits!
-Bluey

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by Echo:

As I said, there are only two pictures of ScottPhisto in existence

I'm difficult to find and photograph. Like bigfoot.

Mona, as Secretary of Scandalization, your duty is to, er, scandalize.

Heh heh....life is gooooooood....

And Bluey, as the Drunk and Slutty Bridesmaid your duty is to have too many martinis and hit on all the other men.

Hey, just like my ex-girlfriend!!
No, not Echo...

As for the rest of you...well...The ScottPhisto Vending Machine is right there for y'all. All it takes is sixty-five cents.

*Scottphisto hands out a big bag o' nickels*
Have fun ladies!! *giggle*


I LOVE JOO ALL!!!


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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Devourer of Ewoks

70% water, 30% Chocolatey Goodness!!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

 

[WildHonee]

****SCANDALOUS THINGS********

1. EM.....my ScottPhisto vending machine needs SERVICING.

2. I saw Bono taking the quarters and just pumping them into......*mind wanders*

3. EAST COAST GRUNT! WEST COAST BUMP N GRIND!!!!!!

4. Fulfilling all my ScottPhisto NEEDS.

O

MY

DAD.

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
****SCANDALOUS THINGS********

1. EM.....my ScottPhisto vending machine needs SERVICING.

WHAT??? WHAT????

MONA NEEDS SERVICING??

*Squeal!!!*

Oh, wait...The MACHINE needs servicing.
DAMN.

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ScottPhisto
The Man-Slut of PLEBA
Only $0.65 each!!!

Card carrying member of Echo's Boy Cleaning Service.

Scottphisto vending machines. Now everywhere inside the famous PLEBA Mansion, fullfilling all your Scottphisto needs!

"I'm not wearing any underwear! Now gimmie a cookie!!" -Unknown
Is this love? Or is it just rough sex with Michael Douglas?
EAT ME!! I'M A SPEACIALTY BREAD!!

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Hey you crazy raunchy kids! Don't make me turn the hose on you!

The JELL-O AND POP-TART FILLING hose!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Defiles Edge...I mean SCOTTPHISTO! Yeah that's it*

 

[Bonavoix]

The ScottPhisto Society, eh? Well if Bluey's in, I guess I should be too.

What's my call?

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Larry Mullen Jr.'s Harley Club: The motors are loud for a reason.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Bonavoix:
The ScottPhisto Society, eh? Well if Bluey's in, I guess I should be too.

What's my call?

Hmm....well, since you're a DrumBum...you can be The ScottPhisto Society's Official Blonde Inspector.

I feel it is only appropriate.

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by Echo:
Hmm....well, since you're a DrumBum...you can be The ScottPhisto Society's Official Blonde Inspector.

So can I be the brunette/dark haired Inspector??

 

[blueeyes]

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
I'm difficult to find and photograph. Like bigfoot.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet...don't you???

Bona!!!! Hooray!!!! *hugs Bona* Yes, you MUST be the blonde inspector. I almost typed the blind inspector...lol. Hey, if you were the blind blonde inspector you would have to feel your way through an inspection.
Oh. My.
Too many martinis for Bluey....hic!
-Bluey



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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. -Jack Handy

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Ana:
So can I be the brunette/dark haired Inspector??

A RE-ENACTMENT:

ECHO: Hmm...I gotta give Ana a title. But "Brunette Inspector" is boring. Quick! Think of something! Pretend you were a brunette...who would you want to inspect you?
SCOTTPHISTO: Well, EVERYONE.
ECHO: Okay, THAT came out wrong...

Stay tuned...

 

[Scottphisto]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet...don't you???

Bona!!!! Hooray!!!! *hugs Bona* Yes, you MUST be the blonde inspector. I almost typed the blind inspector...lol. Hey, if you were the blind blonde inspector you would have to feel your way through an inspection.
Oh. My.
Too many martinis for Bluey....hic!
-Bluey

Heh heh....

[This message has been edited by Scottphisto (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Okay, ScottPhisto wanted a title, so here it is:

ScottPhisto, I dub thee Official Brian Eno Wrangler!

Your job is to keep that sneaky Brian Eno in line, and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble....crashing people's computers and ruining Devo albums and such.

 

[Discoteque]

well as the resident hanger-onner 'round these here parts, I have to say that ScottyP looks a whole helluva LOT like my old boyfriend, Freddie! (hey, *I* didn't name him!)

It's creepy, I tell ya.

 

[FishNeedsABicycle]

Hey I think I deserve a title in the ScottPhisto society...it should count for something that I was the first person to spell "Scotty" correctly...

I did have a purpose for popping in here, other than Scotty worship...now what was it...hmmmmm...

OH YEAH!!!

Scotty I need you to email me ASAP I have a proposition for you...bwa-ha-ha!!!

My addy is U2thegoalissoul@aol.com

Fishy <><

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It's fascinating to think that all around us there's an invisible world we can't even see. I'm speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.

[This message has been edited by FishNeedsABicycle (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
Hey I think I deserve a title in the ScottPhisto society...it should count for something that I was the first person to spell "Scotty" correctly...

Congratulations, Fishy, you're now the ScottPhisto Society's Official Spelling Nazi.

I said I handed out the titles like candy....I didn't say it was GOOD candy.

At least you get to wear a cool uniform now.


[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-18-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by Echo:
Okay, ScottPhisto wanted a title, so here it is:

ScottPhisto, I dub thee Official Brian Eno Wrangler!

Your job is to keep that sneaky Brian Eno in line, and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble....crashing people's computers and ruining Devo albums and such.

YOU BETTER do a good job with this....otherwise NO MORE JELLO.

Mona "Yes, I have the motor skills of a ham sammich, SO flippin' WHAT?" Hewson (that's me) is *plotting things* BWAAAHAHAHAAA

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~*Mona*~ 97% compatible with Bono
Love me, give me soul.

A little less circuitry,
a little more poetry.

"For the good of the nation, you must defile Bono!" ~Echo~

The Latin Americans have the sexy end[of Catholicism]~BonoBaby~

7:00pm Bono plays Tetris on Powerbook instead of writing lyrics.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Count me in this one lol

It should be intresting

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[Veranda]

Hey give this to Mona, she likes Bono in a tie and here are two of them, or one and a fake or what is it??

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U2- The Unforgettable Fire still burns!

 

[FallDownJulie]

oh, dear.

lol! i saw the title of this thread and knew there'd be trouble!

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~Julie*

(aka: hoo~lee~ah, aka: Fishy's Clumsey Julie, aka: MoonPhisto)

Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

(~Monty Python)

 

[hippy]

Oh oh oh...here to get some action...

ScottPhisto ACTION!!!!

And I brought my change so let me start pumping it in...

Can I have a title? I like CANDY!!!!!

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Give peace a chance!
Don't let the bastards grind you down!

Create Light
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Create Joy
CREATE PEACE!

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by blueeyes:

Originally posted by Scottphisto:
I'm difficult to find and photograph. Like bigfoot.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet...don't you???

But you know Bluey that foot thing it alllllllll wrong babe.
If you ask me I'd say all resides on : (drumroll Larry

)

THE HANDS!!!!!

You know a BIG/PUNY/MEDIUM/LARGE and SOFT/ROUGH/STICKY/ hand says a lot about... well you know.

Hey , Echo! Maybe I could be the "Crotch Inspector" That I like!!!!

Wadda ya say????

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Hey can I have a title too?? HUH HUH Purty please???

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The U2 revolution has been reinstated.

THE Larry Mullen Jr. Page
http://www.geocities.com/kiti_regia/index.html

Meeting Larry:
*MG shows Larry poster*
*Larry reads poster*
*Larry smiles and says "Thank you that's very nice of you"*
*Larry signs paper, shakes MG's hand*
*MG almost dies then sees tearaway pants and gets bad ideas*

 

[izzybeth]

Originally posted by Echo:
Anyone else who wants an official position *snerk* in the ScottPhisto Society, just let me know. I hand out titles like candy. What can I say, I'm a benevolent Dictator. And I look good in black!

:: puts hand up ::

Can I nominate myself Perpetual Newbie?

Or am I too new?

izzy (who wants to make a CD with nothing but different versions of 'Stay' on it)

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you are allowed to shoot me if my sig gets over five lines.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
Hey can I have a title too?? HUH HUH Purty please???

Alright alright, lets see what I got here...

*Rummages through Title Box*

Okay, I got Vending Machine Maintenance Woman, Dog-Walker, ScottPhisto's Personal Chef, and....MacPhisto's Loo Cleaner?!?! Mona, you come and take this title back RIGHT NOW!

 

[Echo]

Okay, Izzybeth is now the Perpetual Newbie, and Hippy Actress is now Executive Officer of Candy Distribution. Dicoteque is Resident Hanger-Onner (Hanger-Onner? I hardly KNOW 'er!), and Ana....I'm gonna let you be Crotch Inspector on two conditions:

1) Stay away from Animatronic Edge, and
2) Stay away from Animatronic Edge!

Congratulations, all.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-19-2001).]

 

[Ana]

Wadda'bout me, Echo??? *pout*

I wanna be the crotch-inspecting manager!!!

Or what else can I be??? *ponders* No idea! feck!

 

[Bonavoix]

YAY!!! The ScottPhisto Society's Official Blonde Inspector reporting for duty here. *snicker*

Ehm... Bluey? Feeling my way through the inspections (depending on who it is of course

) wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.

Me: Ok, Larry. Step up here.
Larry: Why?
Me: You're a blonde. You have to be inspected.
Larry: Bloody Hell. Fine. *steps in front of Bona*
*Ten minutes later Bona is still "inspecting" the blonde..."
Larry: Ehm... you've been working on that spot for ten minutes now, is that really necessary?
Me: Now, Larry, I'm just having a spot of trouble deciding if this is your drumstick or if it's your... ehm... oh my. Well they both seem to be just as hard... eep. Sorry.
Larry: Well now that you've got it started...
Me: Excuse me?
Larry: You know, the MPS doesn't all have to be fantasy, you know...

I think I just scandalized myself... *sigh*

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Larry Mullen Jr.'s Harley Club: The motors are loud for a reason.

All my pictures are located here:
LadyHeartland's pics.

 

[izzybeth]

Originally posted by Echo:
Okay, Izzybeth is now the Perpetual Newbie, and Hippy Actress is now Executive Officer of Candy Distribution. Dicoteque is Resident Hanger-Onner (Hanger-Onner? I hardly KNOW 'er!), and Ana....I'm gonna let you be Crotch Inspector on two conditions:

1) Stay away from Animatronic Edge, and
2) Stay away from Animatronic Edge!

Congratulations, all.

[This message has been edited by Echo (edited 12-19-2001).]

Hot diggety! Thanks, Echo! :: hugs ::

izzy (doesn't know what she's doing; she's new here)

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you are allowed to shoot me if my sig gets over five lines.
Perpetual Newbie in the ScottPhisto Society