ok here goes....its only a Pilot episode....i've written 2 epsiodes so far
PILOT
-----------(sitting at breakfast table)
Bono : You know what i'd like to do once where finished with U2
Ali : i thought we went through this last night, your too old to become an anstronaught
Bono : No no, i want to become a news reader!
Ail : (laughs) you would take up the whole new hour to read one news piece (Larry Walks In)
Larry : Morning Guys, what's so funny?
Ali : get this your singer here wants to become a news reader
Larry :
it would take him the whole news program to read one story
Bono : hey i'm not that bad!, i dont go on about things, its just the way i see it is, its just the way i express myslef, you see its...
Alil : you're going on again!
Bono : (turns to larry) i am not am i larry
Larry : (trying not to laugh) of course not
Bono : Anyway Larry what are you here for?
Ail : yeah want some breakfast?
Larry : no no, thanks, but i'm here because edge wants to go back into the studio
Bono : even after what happend last time
Larry : well appearently
Ali : what happend last time
Bono : well edge was trying to be Mr.Supergenious when he wiped all our previous recordings of the system
Ali : oh i see
larry : we'll i've gota go, we're meeting in the studios at 12 ok , seya there bono?
Bono : uh yeah sure larry
Ali : well i've things to do (walks out)
Bono : bye honney (awww)
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IN THE STUDIO
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Edge : well well well about time you showed up
Bono : yeah where have you been?
Larry : we said we meet here at noon remember!
Adam : sorry guys, i was out buying spoons
Edge : oh not your stuipd spoons again
Adam : lets just get going shall we
Larry : Sounds good to me
Bono : now we have edge proofed the mixer system have we?
Edge : that wasnt my fault, adam bumped me!
Bonio : oh yeah sure, just do play mr.scientist today!
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3 Hours Later
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Bono : guy's i have to leave, and pick eve up from school
Larry : dont forget to put a Resume in at CNN
Edge : (laughs) what now?
Larry : (Explains)
Edge & Adam : (Laughs)
Edge : it would take you a whole news broadcast to read out one headline
Bono : gimme a break!, i dont go on abou things, you see the way i see it (intrupted)
Edge : Just go pick up eve, your already 10 mins late
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Bono Picks up eve
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Eve: dad you're late
Bono : sorry sorry, i got stuck in traffic
eve : oh yeah
Bono : honest!, why doesnt anyone belive me, you see the way i see it
Eve : dad!!
Bono : sorry...i just cant help it, i've had one of those days , you know one of those days where (intrupted)
Eve : DAD!!
Bono : sorry!
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Back Home
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Ali : hi dear, how was your day
Bono : do you want the short or long answer to that
Ali : (smiles) Adam called before
Bono : oh yeah?
Ali : yeah, apprently edge erased all of the reocrdings from todays session
Bono : man, you just cant belive that guy sometimes , great guy and all, but you know the way i see it is
Ali (Laughs)
THE END!
what ya think?
the second episode has some "better" humor in it
I'd love to see that
