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I went to a family reunion today, and I'm having a pretty decent time until one of my aunts comes up to me, hugs me, asks me how things are going since I've moved to a new town, and then asks, "So, have you found a boyfriend yet?" OK, that wouldn't be so bad, except one of my aunts or uncles ALWAYS asks that whenever there's a family get-together. I know they mean well, but what am I supposed to say? "No, I'm still a pathetic loser who can't find a man?" And the thing is I'm normally pretty content with my life as it is, until something like this happens. Oh, well, I guess it could be worse. My mom and dad are pretty cool about my still being single and don't constantly question me about my love life.
I just had a crazy thought. Maybe next time there's a family reunion I'll pay some guy to pose as my new boyfriend - as long as he gets a mohawk haircut and a nose earring. Then I can watch everyone's reaction.
I just had a crazy thought. Maybe next time there's a family reunion I'll pay some guy to pose as my new boyfriend - as long as he gets a mohawk haircut and a nose earring. Then I can watch everyone's reaction.