Random Funny Stuff

[wertsie]

I'm bored (and procrastinating!) so I thought, "hey, we could all use a good laugh, right?!" One of my friends sent me these George W. Bush quotes recently...



>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush
>
>"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
>child." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W.
>Bush
>
>"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance
>from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there
>are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is
>oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." ...Governor George W. Bush,
>8/11/94
>
>"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
>this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
>this century." ...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95
>
>"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
>democracy -- but that could change." ...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98
>
>"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
>word is 'to be prepared'." ...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93
>
>"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." ...Governor George W.
>Bush, 11/30/96
>
>"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
>future." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"The future will be better tomorrow." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
>...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97
>
>"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and
>have a tremendous impact on history." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...Governor George W.
>Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
>"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
>commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"Public speaking is very easy." ...Governor George W. Bush to reporters
>
>"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." ...Governor George W.
>Bush
>
>"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
>...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my
>answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters
>are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
>...George W. Bush
>
>"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
>...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96
>
>"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
>...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97
>
>"For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...Governor George W. Bush,
>9/5/93
>
>"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
>...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95
>
>"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
>Bush may or may not make." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
>mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
>our air and water that are doing it." ...Governor George W. Bush
>
>"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." ...Governor
>George W. Bush

 

[erised]

Those were good!

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[flaming june]

Wertsie!

I posted this pic in another thread, but I think it suits this one perfectly.

 

[wertsie]

Wertsie!

I posted this pic in another thread, but I think it suits this one perfectly.

Poor Dubya!

 

[wertsie]

*Random Silly Fact*

I just spent like an hour assembling a new wallpaper of hot guys for my computer.



I'm hopeless!!!

 

[DML]

Oh brother. It's nice to see who is running our country. And I have to have his brother as a governer. What a bunch of hopeless people. haha.

 

[wertsie]

Oh brother. It's nice to see who is running our country. And I have to have his brother as a governer. What a bunch of hopeless people. haha.

I take comfort in knowing that I didn't vote for the guy...

 

[Jam Jar]

from www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/bush-wisdom.htm

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
We ought to make the pie higher."
"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about
They misunderestimated me
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family

my goodness..did he ever get grammar lessons? by the way, dana..you're in florida..and just now you' have started complaining?

 

[Gina Marie]

from David Letterman a few weeks ago..

Top Ten Signs President Bush Is Getting Cocky

10. Didn't even try to hide fact he voted 5 times yesterday

9. Claims he has a plan to "tax poor people back to the Stone Age"

8. Instead of the United States Marine Band, now travels with the Foo Fighters

7. Encouraging his daughters to drink more in public

6. On CNN, referred to Tom Daschle as his "bitch"

5. Three words: Presidential Rally Monkey

4. He's been mispronouncing bigger words lately

3. Told Secret Service agent, "Go ahead -- punch me in the stomach"

2. Screams "Boo!" at Dick Cheney

1. He just gave Monica a call

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
>this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
>this century." ...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

...

HUH?

Originally posted by wertsie
>"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...Governor George W.
>Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

Well, that's refreshing...

Originally posted by wertsie
>"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." ...Governor George W.
>Bush

*Coughs*

No comment...

Those are so funny, all of the ones you've shared, guys (I've heard that "food on the family" one...does this guy ever think before he says something? Sheesh.)

DML, I feel sorry for ya, pal. I really do.

Two more Bush-related things, a quote and then something he did at an event, that I wanna share:

"If you teach a child to read, he or her will be able to pass a literacy test" (*Gasp* No, really, Bush?!)

And...did any of you hear about the time when Bush was at some event (can't remember what the event was), Stevie Wonder was there, too...and Bush actually waved to Stevie Wonder.

Yep.

Makes you feel good knowing he's in charge, doesn't it? .

Angela

 

[Gina Marie]

Bush in the bushes...

 

[elizabeth]

UGH. it makes me sick that he is our nation's "leader."

 

[wertsie]

Re: Bush in the bushes...

Whoa...I have never seen this picture before. Slightly creepy...

 

[madamc]

Re: Bush in the bushes...

he looks like a freaking baboon looking for a mate to pick off the fleas.

 

[DML]

Re: Bush in the bushes...

This picture NEEDS a caption, holy moly.

 

[Stories for Boys]

*never captions again* sorry it's dumb, guys...someone else try!!

Bush: i'd better run and hide! the grammar police are coming!!!

*dedicated to moonie, our very own grammar officer*

 

[wertsie]

Re: *never captions again* sorry it's dumb, guys...someone else try!!

Bush: i'd better run and hide! the grammar police are coming!!!

*dedicated to moonie, our very own grammar officer*

I like that one. I'm pretty anal about grammar myself.

 

[senrab]

Teehee, cracked me up.

Kitty Rap

 

[senrab]

One more thing...

I almost forgot...I was in a restaurant the other day and they had a vintage sign that said "HOT TAMALES". Teehee