Random Conversations About U2, part deux

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Today's Topic: U2 Church

CMM: They should do a Diary with Ali.
Me: well she doesn't like being in the public eye really
Me: and i don't think that would really interest the average mtv audience
Me: only us
CMM: True.
Me: i'm sure they were rather worried about the diary ep. -- it could have been really excruciating for some viewers, lol
Me: there are still plenty of people who complain about how we get lectured at U2 concerts lol
Me: for me, though, it's just an endearing part of a U2 show. It's what makes it a U2 show, lol
Me: Ya GOTTA have the lecture
Me: and the 10 minute Bonologue
Me: <g>
CMM: Of course.
CMM: Well...
CMM: Ten minutes is a bit much.
Me: Lol i was jokin'
CMM: But still, a Bonologue is required.
CMM: After all it is U2 Church.
Me: of course. <g>
Me: LOL yes it is
CMM: With the Reverend Bono
Me: and bono is the leader of the congregation
CMM: And his Holy U2 Choir
Me: lol!
Me: ROTFLMAO
CMM: "And the angels descended from heaven and said, 'A mole, diggin' in a hole'"
CMM: "And it was confusing."
Me: ::sniggers::
CMM: "And the Lord did say, thou shalt worship thy Bono"
CMM: "And the people did."
CMM: And the lord did say, thou shalt worship thy The Edge, but not as much as thy Bono, but worship nonetheless."
Me: And he blessed his...other only son: "May you be long-winded and never be able to sit still!"
CMM: *Rolls into the Monty Python book of Holy Hand grenade*
Me: and it was so.
CMM: Other only son!
CMM: lol!
Me: And God looked upon his creation and said, "Let there be a rhythm section!" And lo, a mighty Jazzman grew up from the dirt, complete with a six pack and permanent grin on his face.
Me: And then God said "Let there be drooms!" And it was so.
CMM: And a big instrument, and a big bass.
Me: And he said, "May he fook off and die -- but not until after a lifetime of wincing and back pain, slaving behind a droom kit!"
Me: And God blessed the droomer with Eternal Youth for his hard work.
Me: And it was good. ::nods::
CMM: You ever thought of what Larry's gonna look like when he's 50?
Me: same as he looks now, I imagine.
Me: ::shrugs::



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and when Bono flips his hair and sweat flies off and onto the crowd, he is saying, "Blessed be you my children, for you are touched with the holy water"
 
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