Sad_Girl
Blue Crack Supplier
You tell us your stories, and we'll tell you ours
ThoraSEB said:Okay, so here we go.
I was living in Dublin, and we were staying in the Temple Bar area. My friends and I were in the pubs pretty much every single night.
One night I met this guy at a pub, and we were both pretty pissed drunk. He asked me to marry him, and gave me an onion ring as an engagement ring. He even got down on his knee to propose! The bartender "married" us, and we made out for a while, since we were newlyweds, of course. Then I decided I was hungry, so I ate the ring, and we were divorced. He was pretty devastated, but I still fooled around with him anyways.
That's probably the funniest story. I had some crazy times in Ireland.
ThoraSEB said:It's the truth Reg. Sorry to disappoint you. I come across as innocent and sweet, but I'm really not.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
You slut!!! I love it...I need to come here more often.
Hi swami, yes Biz Markie is a personal favorite of mine!!
Reggie Thee Dog said:Hi swami, yes Biz Markie is a personal favorite of mine!!
ThoraSEB said:
Hey! I was only a slut that one time!
And thus ends the stories from Thora for tonight.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
Oh I meant that in a sweet, cute kinda way...
Do tell some more stories...please!!!
redhotswami said:
Haha yeah! Good taste. I serenaded a friend of mine with that song. He wasn't impressed.
Reggie Thee Dog said:
That's because you probably have a better voice than Biz...you gotta sing it like you've got sand in your throat and someone is stepping on your big toe.
redhotswami said:
AH! That's where I went wrong. I was using the "tickling a moose" voice technique.
redhotswami said:Reg! Just noticed "Laid" you're playin the hotness tonight!
Reggie Thee Dog said:
If you notice my song list from the bottom it tells a story....
Here we go ladies:
I took a drive through the darkness looking for an angel to lay with me. And when I say lay with me I mean LAY with me...not both of us on our backs, but one of us on our back and the other one above the one on her back...(or his back whichever way you roll). And of course Laid is what I got...but turns out she just wants to be friends. C'mon now...!!!
And Thora that is MY slutty story of the night and it could be true for all you know...and my playlist is my reliving of that fateful night.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Sad_Girl said:I'm off to bed, guys
Thora, have a safe flight and a wonderful vacation!
goodnight all!