Mullen-Girl
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
*Cue Charlie Brown's Christmas music*
It was a cold December morning. The girls decided that they were going to go out and pick their Christmas tree.
Moonlit Angel: Ahh Christmas! My favourite time of year!
Bonochick: Yes it is! I can't wait to get our Christmas Tree.
MG: It's always a fun way the way we get ours.
FS: Why's that?
Bluey: *grins evily* We always just go into someone's farm and cut one down.
Nini: Are you serious?
MG: Yeah! It makes it a lot more fun!
Flaming June: But it's stealing!
MG: Nahhhhhhh they don't mind. We just leave a note saying that Santa needed an extra tree for some lonely girls.
SoulNation: Oh geez.
Schmeg: So where is this farm at?
Bluey: Well tis about 5 miles from here. We usually go there and spy on the family to make sure they're gone then we jump the fence and chop down the tree.
MG: Yeah so today's our day! And we've got our lumberjack with us!
Moonlit Angel: Lumberjack?
Edge: *pops out of the closet wearing a lumberjack's shirt and pants* Ta Da!
Bonochick: *rushes Edge and knocks him over*
Edge: *eyes widen*
Schmeg: Wow Edge I didn't know you were a lumberjack!
Edge: *blushes* Well if I weren't a U2er I wanted to be a lumberjack but I get to live out my wish once a year. *smiles*
Bluey: Alright gals! Let's go!
*The girls get on the Discoboooooooos and head to the farm.*
MikeSt: *giddy* I love doing this!
Bonochick: Tell me about it! I loooooooove steal...eh I mean no it's bad!
FS: *looks out the window of the discobooooos with binoculars* Hmm...I see some movement in the house but it looks like they're leaving.
Nini: So when do we make our move?
MG: As soon as they head down the road. We'll all go over there *points* to that section of trees. Then we'll all pick which one we want and Edgie Poo will cut it down and we'll bring it back.
Flaming June: Sounds like a plan.
SoulNation: Hey I think they left!
Bluey: Alright girls...let's go...and stick together! These cows sometimes like to follow us.
*The girls get off of the Discoboooooooos and follow behind MG and Bluey*
Schmeg: Hey that cow is giving me the evil eye!
Bonochick: *peers at the cow*
Cow: *peers at Bonochick and snorts*
Bonochick: Ack! *runs up behind Moonlit Angel*
Moonlit Angel: What?
Bonochick: That cow was about to charge!
Moonlit Angel: See that's what you get for peering!
FS: *gags* Man it stinks out here!
Flaming June: *pulls perfume out of her purse and sprays it all around* Ahhhhhhh much better!
FS: Yes Manure with perfume always is your best bet
Bluey: *stops* Oh my God
MG: What?
Bluey: They're back!
MG: WHAT? *looks at the driveway* Girls and Edge! Hurry and hide!
Nini: Hide where?
MG: I dunno behind a cow or something!
*The girls and Edge run and hide behind cows and trees*
Woman: *looks at the field* I thought I saw someone in our field
Man: *looks* Hmm...Nope just our cows...which seem to have developed some extra pairs of legs *rubs eyes* Man I think I need to rest
Schmeg: *looks out from behind a cow* Well they've gone inside but how do we get our tree now?
Bluey: *grins* I have a plan.....
*Flaming June and Moonlit Angel go up to the people's door and ring the doorbell*
Woman: *opens door* Yes can I help you?
Moonlit Angel: Hi! My name is Betty and this is my friend Sally.
Flaming June: *waves*
Moonlit Angel: And we've come to give you our holiday jig!
Woman: *confused* Holiday jig?
Flaming June: Yes! Instead of caroling we jig! *smiles big*
Woman: *calls husband* You have to come and see this!
*The two girls start jigging. Meanwhile...
It was a cold December morning. The girls decided that they were going to go out and pick their Christmas tree.
Moonlit Angel: Ahh Christmas! My favourite time of year!
Bonochick: Yes it is! I can't wait to get our Christmas Tree.
MG: It's always a fun way the way we get ours.
FS: Why's that?
Bluey: *grins evily* We always just go into someone's farm and cut one down.
Nini: Are you serious?
MG: Yeah! It makes it a lot more fun!
Flaming June: But it's stealing!
MG: Nahhhhhhh they don't mind. We just leave a note saying that Santa needed an extra tree for some lonely girls.
SoulNation: Oh geez.
Schmeg: So where is this farm at?
Bluey: Well tis about 5 miles from here. We usually go there and spy on the family to make sure they're gone then we jump the fence and chop down the tree.
MG: Yeah so today's our day! And we've got our lumberjack with us!
Moonlit Angel: Lumberjack?
Edge: *pops out of the closet wearing a lumberjack's shirt and pants* Ta Da!
Bonochick: *rushes Edge and knocks him over*
Edge: *eyes widen*
Schmeg: Wow Edge I didn't know you were a lumberjack!
Edge: *blushes* Well if I weren't a U2er I wanted to be a lumberjack but I get to live out my wish once a year. *smiles*
Bluey: Alright gals! Let's go!
*The girls get on the Discoboooooooos and head to the farm.*
MikeSt: *giddy* I love doing this!
Bonochick: Tell me about it! I loooooooove steal...eh I mean no it's bad!
FS: *looks out the window of the discobooooos with binoculars* Hmm...I see some movement in the house but it looks like they're leaving.
Nini: So when do we make our move?
MG: As soon as they head down the road. We'll all go over there *points* to that section of trees. Then we'll all pick which one we want and Edgie Poo will cut it down and we'll bring it back.
Flaming June: Sounds like a plan.
SoulNation: Hey I think they left!
Bluey: Alright girls...let's go...and stick together! These cows sometimes like to follow us.
*The girls get off of the Discoboooooooos and follow behind MG and Bluey*
Schmeg: Hey that cow is giving me the evil eye!
Bonochick: *peers at the cow*
Cow: *peers at Bonochick and snorts*
Bonochick: Ack! *runs up behind Moonlit Angel*
Moonlit Angel: What?
Bonochick: That cow was about to charge!
Moonlit Angel: See that's what you get for peering!
FS: *gags* Man it stinks out here!
Flaming June: *pulls perfume out of her purse and sprays it all around* Ahhhhhhh much better!
FS: Yes Manure with perfume always is your best bet
Bluey: *stops* Oh my God
MG: What?
Bluey: They're back!
MG: WHAT? *looks at the driveway* Girls and Edge! Hurry and hide!
Nini: Hide where?
MG: I dunno behind a cow or something!
*The girls and Edge run and hide behind cows and trees*
Woman: *looks at the field* I thought I saw someone in our field
Man: *looks* Hmm...Nope just our cows...which seem to have developed some extra pairs of legs *rubs eyes* Man I think I need to rest
Schmeg: *looks out from behind a cow* Well they've gone inside but how do we get our tree now?
Bluey: *grins* I have a plan.....
*Flaming June and Moonlit Angel go up to the people's door and ring the doorbell*
Woman: *opens door* Yes can I help you?
Moonlit Angel: Hi! My name is Betty and this is my friend Sally.
Flaming June: *waves*
Moonlit Angel: And we've come to give you our holiday jig!
Woman: *confused* Holiday jig?
Flaming June: Yes! Instead of caroling we jig! *smiles big*
Woman: *calls husband* You have to come and see this!
*The two girls start jigging. Meanwhile...
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...I'm trying to imagine myself jigging...oh, lordy...
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