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Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
Alright I don't know where this is from- my friend VelvetDress copied an article from AB era and sent it to me. A few words I couldn't make out so I put (cut) there. Enjoy mi amigas.
(SCENE: A U2 gig, backstage. Word has got around that top supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL has attended the concert and BONO is eager to make a good impression on her)
BONO: Guys! Guys? Have you heard? N- Naomi C-Campbell! The Goddess! She's here! R-right here in this building!
ADAM (idly practising bass licks): Who's she?
Where have you BEEN, Adam?? You've never heard of Naomi Campbell?
EDGE: She's a supermodel.
She's THE supermodel! She's the epitome of grace, a shimmering ebony vision, so proud, so haughty, so enigmatic! When she sashays down the catwalk her hips write poetry on my loins! When-
She's the one that fell on her arse the other week.
Oh, yeah. Heh heh.
(angrily) That wasn't funny, that was jut unfortunate! Yes, and how typical of the base media to pander to the scoffers! (opens backstage door and looks up corridor) OH, my God! She's coming backstage! Do us a favour, fellas. Any chance you get, give me a boost. Impress upon Naomi what a great bloke I am, stress my masculine
qualities. She's my idol. You never know where this could lead.
Sure.
Whatever you say, Bono.
(peeping through peephole) Oh God! She's coming, she's coming, I'm coming.. ugh! (clunk, as door opens into Bono's face. Enter NAOMI)
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(SCENE: A U2 gig, backstage. Word has got around that top supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL has attended the concert and BONO is eager to make a good impression on her)
BONO: Guys! Guys? Have you heard? N- Naomi C-Campbell! The Goddess! She's here! R-right here in this building!
ADAM (idly practising bass licks): Who's she?
Where have you BEEN, Adam?? You've never heard of Naomi Campbell?
EDGE: She's a supermodel.
She's THE supermodel! She's the epitome of grace, a shimmering ebony vision, so proud, so haughty, so enigmatic! When she sashays down the catwalk her hips write poetry on my loins! When-
She's the one that fell on her arse the other week.
Oh, yeah. Heh heh.
(angrily) That wasn't funny, that was jut unfortunate! Yes, and how typical of the base media to pander to the scoffers! (opens backstage door and looks up corridor) OH, my God! She's coming backstage! Do us a favour, fellas. Any chance you get, give me a boost. Impress upon Naomi what a great bloke I am, stress my masculine
qualities. She's my idol. You never know where this could lead.
Sure.
Whatever you say, Bono.
(peeping through peephole) Oh God! She's coming, she's coming, I'm coming.. ugh! (clunk, as door opens into Bono's face. Enter NAOMI)
....