Ashley
War Child
Bono: "If I sit like this, will they still be able to see me?"
Mila: "I hope I remembered to wash the back of my neck!
person on phone: "You are our lucky caller!! You just won our special collection of Diva Make-up and a free trip to the Naturally Beautiful Salon for a mudbath, manicure, and an exfoliating seaweed face wrap!!"
Bono: "EEEEE!!!"
man: "Pull my finger!"
Bono: "What does he think I am, stupid?"
Edge: "Why's there a photographer in the middle of the street?"
Adam: "I say we run him over...."
Larry: "C'mon Bono, let's go somewhere alone."
Bono: "Whoa. He must really miss his drums...."
Bono: "Ahh, feel that breeze!"
Larry: *wrinkles nose* "I forgot that he doesn't wear deodorant..."
Bono: "One more step...."
Adam: "Little does he know that it's unloaded..."
Edge: "Maybe Chinese wasn't such a hot idea for dinner..."
Bono: "Would you look at that, there's a midget right there photographing us!! How odd!"
Larry: "Oh yah, I'm buff."
Adam: *plans escape* "Hmmm....is that a cab?"
Edge: "You want me to write what?!?!?!"