How to be Pathetic in 6 Easy Steps
By Andrea
Step 1. Recognize the pattern on Edge's beanie is morse code.
Step 2. Write down the lines and dashes. Bonus of you call them "da" and "dit".
Step 3. Google "morse code". Super bonus if you know morse code beyond "S.O.S."
Step 4. Translate.
Step 5. Be proud that you're the first PLEBAn to get it posted.
._ .._ _ _ =U2
_... _ _ _ _. _ _ _ =BONO
. _.. _ _. . =EDGE
._ _.. ._ _ _=ADAM
._.. ._ ._. ._. _._ _=LARRY
I think this line was done wrong, unless it's supposed to say "TRUCE"
._.. _ _ _ ..._ . =LOVE
Step 6, at least for me, tell the guy in a band you're consulting for and show him this beanie and wait for him to ask how much for you to make it.