If a picture could talk, what would it say?

[Jamila]

Thnak you ALL for helping to make Monday a fun day!

Your captions are very good and very funny.

Great thread idea.

YOUR LOVE IS TEACHING ME HOW TO KNEEL....

 

[BonoFox1]

So you're coming? It's only a 3 hour tour....I promise!.................

*we know that one right folks??

 

[BonoFox1]

Ok, Simon says, do the monkey..hee hee!
I'll do just to humor him...
The hell I'm doing this!

 

[BonoFox1]

--Now you did it Larry!....Bono passed out!
hee hee! imagine what would have happened if I took my shoes off!

 

[BonoFox1]

"HEY ADAM, IF YOU WANT YOUR SARONG BACK YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO COME AND GET IT!!!

 

[BonoFox1]

*thinking*the PLEBA'ns sure look different from far away ...
but up close...

p.s sorry about the thumb nail size pics..I just realized I have a lot to resize....

 

[BonoFox1]

Do you think this shade of red is ok Edge?
...um...er....yeah..ok...whatever!

 

[BonoFox1]

"you guys should have seen the fan riot I caused when I went out like this...Girls fainting all over the place!! *giggle*

 

[BonoFox1]

heh, heh, I'mmmm all aloooone!!!..posting, posting, posting....
I'm having toooo much fuuuuunnn!!..mua-ha ha ha!!

 

[BonoFox1]

Lar!..is that my green boa?? you didn't ask if you could borrow it!!!
I think it looks lovely on him B!
Well since you never returned my fishnet stockings, you can kiss your boa goodbye!

 

[BonoFox1]

Fashion Police: "put em up! you are under arrest, you are commiting a major fashion felony Mr.Bono!"

 

[BonoFox1]

I can also eat with my feet, brush my teeth, play the piano with my feet , watch me pick up this cigarette with my feet and i'll smoke it and.....
Ok, Ok, I get the picture!

 

[BonoFox1]

So yeah,. Peter, no one understands me..Larry says I talk too much, Adam says I'm too hyper, Edge would'nt let me drive today*sigh*.....by the way, nice shades....

 

[BonoFox1]

Photographer: Ready Bono?
"Ready"....*thinking*I hope no one remembers I did this with cookies 2 years ago...

 

[BonoFox1]

"AHHHH! PAPRAZZI!! HIDE ME EDGE! I"M SO SHY!!
"huh"...oh, yeah, sure you are!

 

[BonoFox1]

*Bono addressing his bandmates*
"So what do you guys think If I use something like this as part of the wardrobe for the next tour...you know kind of like "THE
FLY 2005!?!...Huh??...hello???

...............................*crickets*.............................................

 

[BonoFox1]

Edge's reaction to a sign that read....

~*~*16 HOUR BEANIE SALE*~*~1/2 OFF ALL BEANIES*~*~

ha ha..this is so much fun..but I'm going to hit the sack now...
more to come....

 

[youtwohearts]

See, even half of my face is better than your whole face

Still cracking up.

 

[starsgoblue]

Edge: "Well hello there, beautiful lady! Come here often?"
Adam: "It's me, jackass."

 

[starsgoblue]

Canonization photo of St. Edge:

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "You wanna go where everyone knows your name, punk?! I got Larry and a shovel....believe me, it can be done."

 

[Sue DeNym]

B - Edge I had no idea you felt that way
E. Well, I do - maybe you should think about my feelings too
B. Okay next time you can ride shotgun - I promise I won't call it.

 

[Tania]

Dp you reeeeally think I care if these shades dont match this outfit?
If you dont stop talking to me about it Im gonna find Larry and he can deal with you

 

[Tania]

Sorry, meant to add my caption in to the one above:

Bono: I'm trying to take orders here.... First he wants the fries and then he wants salad...... Shheeessshhhh

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Vox. Bono Vox. And Charlie--your angels 'aint a thing compared to my bitches!"

 

[youtwohearts]

I know how to hand jive, like in Grease. Hand jive baby Oh Yeah.

 

[youtwohearts]

How lucky am I?

 

[Golightly Grrl]

okay you ass holes, which one did it this time?
I know Im short but you dont have to rub it in.

*Here begins the platfrom shoe fetish*

Bwah!

All of you are seriously cracking up my shit with these captions. Keep up the good work.

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Oh look, Edge! A cameraman....come adore me!"
Edge: "Not now, little man."

 

[starsgoblue]

Bono: "Geez! She talks more than me! Does she ever shut up?"
Man: "Welcome to my world."