*Mr Macphisto walks by Bluey in the airport*
MrMac: Well hello there you lovely girl *grin* What are you doing in a place like this?
Bluey:*drool*OMG Mr Macphisto!!! It's you!
MrMac:Who did you think I was? The Devil? Oh wait *pause chin in air* I am *grin*
Bluey:Can I touch your horns pleeeeeeeeease!
MrMac:How many times do I have to tell you. No touch! *fixes his horns*
Bluey:Where are you going to MrMac?
Mrmac:Why i'm going to your place. Who wouldn't want to go with a beautiful young, fresh girl like you? *evil grin*
Bluey:*gasp* Really?
MrMac:*grin* Why of course. Now I will entertain you on your way home and keep you safe.
Bluey:*passes out*
MrMac:*looks down at bluey* Oh my. Hmm what to do with a young girl who is passed out at my feet? I haven't had that happen to me in awhile now. *picks up bluey and carries her away home*
Bluey:*wakes up* Where am I? How did I get home so quickly? and where's...? *gasp* OMG it wasn't a dream you really are here with me.
MrMac:*grin* Why of course. I wanted to make sure you got home safe. Now I can go on my way. I am a busy man you know.
Bluey:*clings on to MrMac's leg* Nooooooo don't leave me here *cries*
Mrmac:*shakes his leg poshly enough to get Bluey off his leg* Adieu my sweet.
*MrMac disappears*
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Question from Caller:we want to know how he's maintained his youthful looks. we think he looks so much younger than the rest of the band
Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.
D&C: That's a funny story. How come you've managed to slow down the aging process?
LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.