Basterdized Songs-U2 Boys are Best

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spinninghead77

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Okay this is my first attempt at Basterdizing a Song, so please, be gentle!!

Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh Ohhh
Bono!!

As long as he is wearing
Sexy pants in black
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as he's on his kness
Or even on his back
Oh yeah yeah yeah

My crush on him
is not-so-new
I don't care
That, he's almost 42

He used to wear a sexy leather vest
You know U2 boys are best

We sing it, we go, we go
Da da da da da da da da da dad da da
We gonna drool in
Da da da da da da

I wanna rip of the leather
He's hot not cold
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I wish we could be together
He never utters FOAD
Oh yeah yeah yeah

I wanna feel every sensation
Bono's smile
Is my salvation
He used to wear a very sexy vest
You know U2 boys are best

Oh Oh da da da da da
Da da da sexy da da dad sexy da da
Da sexy da da dad
Sexy da da da sexy da da da da da da da da da

He's elliptical
Also political
All so spiritual
Not superficial
Yeah, he's tropical
Yes, he's illogical
Regular boys are pests
U2 boys are best

Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh
Bono

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***Spinny***
"OH, SINNY- er,um- SPINNY!" (freudian slip?)-JulyFly

"Here I go and I don't know why
I spin so ceaselessly
Could it be he's taken over me????"
 
Good job Spinny! That was really funny and cute.
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~Jen
 
BRAVO!!!!BRAVO!!!! spinny, that was excellent.

Very funny and creative. I especially love:

As long as he is wearing
Sexy pants in black
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as he's on his kness
Or even on his back
Oh yeah yeah yeah


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What are we going to do now It's all been said,
No new ideas in the house and Every book has been read....
 
bwahahaha. That's great, spinny.
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*hums along*

Now I feel the urge to go bastardize a song.
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:

As long as he is wearing
Sexy pants in black
Oh yeah yeah yeah
As long as he's on his knees
Or even on his back
Oh yeah yeah yeah
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I'm with u2Loopy!!! I love this part! LMAO!! You made my day Spinny!



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You're taking steps that make you feel dizzy
Then you learn to like the way it feels
You hurt yourself you hurt your lover
Then you discover
What you thought was freedom is just greed
 
You girls are the best!!! *Big Hugs to all of PLEBA*. You really make me feel special!! Now I will have to work on more songs for you all!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!! It's been many moons since a PLEBAn has taken to butchering songs! I LOVETH the focus on the leather vest!
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See Spinny doesn't tense up like ME when bastardizing songs. I would have been like "Regular members of the U2 gender are pests!"

LMAO I loveth thee Spinny. A premium special gift at Mona's Flamin' Threads = free sampler CD
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~*Mona*~
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LOVE me, give me SOUL
Kick start my rock 'n rollin? heart. ~J.E.W.

"I think I just said I was smart there - I'm sorry about that." ~Bono

?Naughty pop star? ~Bono Get on the Boos
 
...I wrote an adampoem last night
I'm not sure if A. It counts enough to be posted, and B. It might be too dirty. Maybe.

beautiful bastardization, though, spinny!
I have half a bastardization of Please, maybe I'll finish it

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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam
 
Originally posted by Kristie:
...I wrote an adampoem last night
I'm not sure if A. It counts enough to be posted, and B. It might be too dirty. Maybe.

beautiful bastardization, though, spinny!
I have half a bastardization of Please, maybe I'll finish it
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Why don't you email it to those of us that like Porn
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!!

You should totally finish your song. I can't wait to hear it!
 
Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Why don't you email it to those of us that like Porn
wink.gif
!!

You should totally finish your song. I can't wait to hear it!
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Um.. what's yer email? I'll mail it to you and you tell me if you think I could get away with posting it.
Oh yeah, do you know the story of Dana's dream about Adam and the Spongebob Sheets? Cos that's sort of required to understand the poem
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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam

[This message has been edited by Kristie (edited 03-06-2002).]
 
Originally posted by Kristie:
Um.. what's yer email? I'll mail it to you and you tell me if you think I could get away with posting it.

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spinninghead77@hotmail.com

I may not check my email till tomorrow though, because it is time to go home from work, and usually a younger sibling is on the computer!! I will try though!
 
lmao, Spinny! That's hilarious!

I wish we could be together
He never utters FOAD
Oh yeah yeah yeah


I love it!

Also, Kristie! Bring on the PornPoem, girl!

bmkarabetsos@students.wisc.edu

or IM it! AIM knows no boundaries of decency ...
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"Adam's in his world, lost to the music. You've probably never seen a happier person in your life."
~BP Fallon

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
~Andrew Jackson

~~S&C~~
 
IT'S NOT THAT PORNY!!!!!!
Aw fuck it.. *posts*
See, I figure, whenever someone says something about my "pornpoem" I think IT'S NOT THAT PORNY and I guess if I'm thinking that, it's probably ok. And now it's all hyped up so when you read it you'll think "Dude, that poem sucked."
PLEBA Girls: GET ON WITH IT
(based on the Spongebob Dream)
There ONCE was an Adam Clayton
He really looked nothing like Satan
he got in the sheets
while beating his meat
and wishing a girl he was matin'
Now Dana, she wasn't too happy
In fact, she felt rather crappy
She said "stop that man!"
"He did it again!"
he said, "I'm sorry.." Quite sappy
Now here, this is my point of view
Here is what kristie would do
I'd say, "Need some help?"
then jump on his.. self
Dana, this is a lesson for you


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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam
 
LOL! Yes, I remember this from chat! All of the limericks rolled into one. It's not that scandalous ... although I still like the sound of "pornpoem."
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"Adam's in his world, lost to the music. You've probably never seen a happier person in your life."
~BP Fallon

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
~Andrew Jackson

~~S&C~~
 
Originally posted by Kristie:
IT'S NOT THAT PORNY!!!!!!
Aw fuck it.. *posts*
See, I figure, whenever someone says something about my "pornpoem" I think IT'S NOT THAT PORNY and I guess if I'm thinking that, it's probably ok. And now it's all hyped up so when you read it you'll think "Dude, that poem sucked."
PLEBA Girls: GET ON WITH IT
(based on the Spongebob Dream)
There ONCE was an Adam Clayton
He really looked nothing like Satan
he got in the sheets
while beating his meat
and wishing a girl he was matin'
Now Dana, she wasn't too happy
In fact, she felt rather crappy
She said "stop that man!"
"He did it again!"
he said, "I'm sorry.." Quite sappy
Now here, this is my point of view
Here is what kristie would do
I'd say, "Need some help?"
then jump on his.. self
Dana, this is a lesson for you
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have learned the lesson...never again will I toss him out of the
SPONGEBOB SHEETS
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You will also note, the one pillowcase Spongebob is lookin a little bit....shocked.




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Dana

U2's Official Bum Rubber

"U2 is hot."
-random girl from my math class.
 
Spinny~ I love your song, girlfriend!

Kristie~ I like yer poem, too! Nuthin' wrong with a lil' bit of porn sometimes
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just kidding
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"... move on this moment... follow this feeling"
~* PLEBA-girl powers: ELEVATE!!! *~
** Official Minister of Swagger for L.E.A.T.H.E.R. **
 
La la la, Kristie shows up again with another bastardized song.. not as good as spinny's, but worth sharing.

Please (A Plea to Larry)

So you always knew PLEBA
Had hormones coming out their ears
And you always avoided them
They might tear off your pants, you fear
So you always kept clothed
And PLEBA girls, they shed a tear

Then Feburary
The Superbowl
Not just a hole
Where the bootins should go
You came on the stage
To the girls' disbelief
'Twas mesh you were wearing
And all we could see

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
You know what we need
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

So you never knew
The mesh would cause us to combust
And you never knew
A see through shirt breeds rampant lust
So you never knew
That your beauty nearly killed us

Those sexy moobs
That lovely man groove
Both are parts of you
Always out of our view
Your rock-hard six pack
That we know is there
Your man-cleavaged chest
Totally free of hair

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
You know what we need
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
Take it off, Lar, your shirt now

Mesh is nice
Yes, mesh we love
But 'clothed' is not
What we're thinking of

October
Young little LarBear
Sexiness just begun
Not too buff, kept his clothes on
However, not for long
Achtung Baby
Shirtless once, maybe
Pop Larry, not hairy
It's scary, how much hotter he gets

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
You know what we need now
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

Now mesh is nice
Yes mesh we love
But 'clothed' is not
What we're thinking of

Now, topless you must be!
Let those moobs go free!
You know you want to bust it out, Larry!
Cos you, my love
Are what we need to see.


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~ALOTWU!~
"It never ceases to amaze me. Here, we have a man who claims professes to enjoy flower arranging, has no qualms over donning a skirt at any given time and, now we learn, prefers to use the ladies' restroom. And yet somehow he manages to embody all that is masculine and sexy. I don't know how he does it. " ~Hallelujah Here She Comes, about Adam
 
Kristie what in the world are you talking about! I loved your song, and it was much better then mine. Mine was very lame!! I think that thanks to you and I there are going to be tons of basterized songs tomorrow!!!

You Rock Girl!!!
 
Originally posted by Kristie:
Those sexy moobs
That lovely man groove
Both are parts of you
Always out of our view
Your rock-hard six pack
That we know is there
Your man-cleavaged chest
Totally free of hair

Mesh is nice
Yes, mesh we love
But 'clothed' is not
What we're thinking of
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HAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Oh, I'm loving this ! These are my faves. LOL!!

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"Adam's in his world, lost to the music. You've probably never seen a happier person in your life."
~BP Fallon

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word."
~Andrew Jackson

~~S&C~~
 
Originally posted by Kristie:

Now, topless you must be!
Let those moobs go free!
You know you want to bust it out, Larry!
Cos you, my love
Are what we need to see.
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LMFAO!!! Moobs is my new favorite word! Kristie, you are naughty but very talented
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Keep em coming!
 
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