Bastardize yer U2 songs here!

[blueeyes]

A couple of us have been doing this already in another thread (the pics only one, and YES I am aware of the irony). So ... pic a U2 song, Pic a U2 guy and change the lyrics so that they are about a guy.
Soon we will be famous for being sued by U2 for altering their songs but at least we will get to meet them *squeal of excitement here!*
-Blueeyes

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A U2 Haiku:
Bono sings loud at me
Many lights reflect off shades
Prance! Stocky man, prance!
- Blueeyes

 

[Bonovation]

Ok...I'm happy to be sued, if I get to meet the guys.

here's my first attempt.

Moody and Miserable (to the tune of Stuck in a Moment)

I?m not afraid of Bono or the Edge,
Adam?s always laid back,
But Larry fills me with dread.

He always looks unhappy
As if he?s gonna bite
Larry Mullen Jnr
The man who takes no shite

you are such a fool
To keep frowning like you do
You gotta bang your drums,
But don?t look glum
And anyhow scowling gives you wrinkles

Oh Larry, please don?t bite our heads off
We?re just stuck with a Mullen
Who?s moody and miserable
Why is it drummers look so sullen
We?re just stuck with a Mullen
Who?s moody and miserable

He has been known to smile
But the smiles are all too rare
There may have been some picures
But why do I even care

Larry?s not my favourite
Bono is the man
So Larry keep on glaring
I?ll avoid you if I can

Some people think its cool
Frowning like you do
But I think the sun
Shines from Bono?s bum
He smiles more so he?ll always have less wrinkles

Oh Larry, please don?t bite our heads off
We?re just stuck with a Mullen
Who?s moody and miserable
Why is it drummers look so sullen
We?re just stuck with a Mullen
Who?s moody and miserable

 

[WildHonee]

I beg your pardon?! My songs are pure literary...eh....well..

in other news --
*PARENTAL ADVISORY*
Don't let your young children read this. I blame my many hours of listening to 'loveline' and living on PLEBA.

*ahem*
"Cup"
to the tune of 'One'

Is it getting bigger
or does it look the same?
Will it make him easier on our eyes?
And does it have a name?
They say

One cup
One crotch
with PLEBA girls
you gotta watch.
One cup
We have to share him.
He'll leave the stage
if you don't care for it.

He won't disappoint you
just put bad thoughts in your mind.
You act like you've never seen one.
Yes, Bono's the best you'll find.
Well it's

two kids
one day
Then he has twenty more before I know.
A cup? Or the real thing.
We have to
get up on stage
get up on stage
Cup....

His hands keep going places
we all want to go
And these pictures cannot tell us
what we want to know

Did I say too much?
More than enough?
Are you just shocked
or did you lose your lunch?
I know
I'm not the only one
who likes
to think about it
day after day.

They say
oh, it's the real thing,
no cups involved.
But he needs protection
from alll our paws.
Suggestive noises
and then he leaves the stage.
And I can't keep wondering
bout what he's got
if it's just a cup.

One man
one cup
something
about him I want to know.
One cup
or the real thing
Bono!
Bono.
One cup
but maybe not.
We get to
wonder about it
wonder about it

Cup....

Cup....

*bow*

maybe when Bono and I meet in court he'll wear a tie

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[blueeyes]

ROTFLMAO!!!
That was soo cute!
MORE MORE MORE!!!
I'll think of one in a minute.

*the stage is set, the wooo hooo music comes on and Bluey walks on stage with her mic under house lighting -the crowd goes wild*

"This one goes out to all the gerls of PLEBA who struggle daily with their drool"

Salivation (to the tune of "Elevation")

(Drooooo ooool! Drooooo ooo oool!
Droooo ooool! Droooo ooo oool!)
The fly, the fly and Macphisto,
We've really gotta go
PLEBA girls are salivating here
over Larry's lips
and over Edge's hips
but the
drooling takes it tole!
we have no self control
Been living like addicts now
got the shakes, affectation

"Guy and guy! My oh my!
Larry, the Edge and the fly!"
we cry,
Salivation!

From afar
we watch Bono's cigar
what's behind that bass guitar???
Some prefer Larry's rare behind.
They're on "hot pic patrols"
We got fire without coal
The goal is salivation

.A bowl
is needed to control
drooling, and the "lol"s sound
clear and loud, excitation

"Guy and guy! My oh my!
Adam, The Edge, and the Fly!"
they cry.
Salivation!

Lust
results in excessive drool
PLEBA is the ladies loo
where we act like fools.

A bowl
is needed to control
drooling, and the "lol"s sound
clear and loud, excitation

"Guy and guy! My oh my!
Bono, The Edge and the Fly!"
They cry
Salivation
Salivation
Salivation
Salivation
Savilation!

*Bluey puts down her mic, panting and bows to the crazed audience* "Thank you PLEBA, and goodnight!"
-Bluey of Doom


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A U2 Haiku:
Bono sings loud at me
Many lights reflect off shades
Prance! Stocky man, prance!
- Blueeyes

[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 08-26-2001).]

[This message has been edited by blueeyes (edited 08-26-2001).]

 

[WildHonee]

lol, bluey! SALIVATION! drooool..drooooll...

This next one might be a bit painful. But I telepathically recieved this message from none other than U2's manager.

Lament of Paul McGuiness[b/]
to the tune of "The First Time"

I have a Bono
a Bono like no other.
He got soul soul soul sweet soul.
I say I teach him how to sing.

He has more leather than a cow
and I'm telling the world my secret now
that I imagine I'm
in U2.

I have a Larry.
He's smooth and not hairy.
He spends his life hot as sin.
girls spend it lusting after him.

When I feel myself feeling sad
I just take a look at his nice @$$
and I imagine I'm
in U2

Edge is a bald man
but the girls want him so bad.
I took his guitar and tried to play it,
I took his special hat.

He said you can try it
You can wear my numbered shirt.
But all the PLEBA women
will still treat you like dirt.
And they treat me like dirt!
Yeah, they lust after Bono's shirt.
But they think I'm an old jerk.

Still I imagine
Yes I imagine
I can imagine I'm

in U2.



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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[blueeyes]

OMG! Poor Paul, I've never felt so sorry for him. Awww, ok. I'll be a Paul McGuinness girl. Wooooooooooo Paul!

These are so funny! Keep 'em coming. I never realized we were so talented as a group.
-Bluey

 

[WildHonee]

I'm a machine! This is for Tony

Is He Better Than the Real Thing? *Ode to Tony*
to the tune of 'EBTTRT'

Give me Bono's clone
and I'll be satisfied.
Give me Bono, too!
It'll blow my mind.

Well I'm hungry now for Tony's arms
Tony's fire is four alarm (*lol*)
Migrate to DC
Let me be your Ali tonight.

He's not Bono
looks like him, though
He's not Bono.
Is he better than the real thing?

Give me one more pic
and I'll sleep well tonight
In your sleeveless shirt!
I need to go to church tonight...

You're honey boy to PLEBA girls
Gonna cry if I'm not in your world
Migrate to DC
Slide down to my house

He's not Bono
looks like him, though
He's not Bono.
Is he better than the real thing?

We're free to *lust* either way
I'd like to hear what Bono would say

Bono: *sexually suggestive noises*

hey now! Here he comes

Take me Tony!
Take me Tony!
Call my telephoney!
Call my telephoney!

He's not Bono
looks like him, though
He's not Bono.
Is he better than the real thing?
Is he better than the real thing?
Is he better than the real thing?

see ya in court, Tony

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[blueeyes]

Hello, this is Dr. Henderson, Blueeyes' doctor. There seems to be a rather distressing situation developing here. Blue is convulsing with laughter and cannot raise her head up from this desk. If you ever expect this girl to use her neck muscles again, please refrain from being so funny. I mean really, it's only decent.
Dr. Henderson.

 

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by blueeyes:
Hello, this is Dr. Henderson, Blueeyes' doctor. There seems to be a rather distressing situation developing here. Blue is convulsing with laughter and cannot raise her head up from this desk. If you ever expect this girl to use her neck muscles again, please refrain from being so funny. I mean really, it's only decent.
Dr. Henderson.

Curse you, Doctor Henderson.

1Reminds me of Harry and the Hendersens with John Lithgow

2he was in Shrek with Mike Meyers

3Mike Meyers was in Austin Powers with Liz Hurley

4Liz Hurley was in 'badazzled' with Brendan Fraser

5Brandan Fraser was in George of the Jungle

6and my dream is to see Bono in a loin cloth!

*gasp*!! It all comes together! 6 degrees of Bono

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[Discoteque]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! Those are SO GREAT!! And WildHonee...that 'Cup' song is a RIOT!!!

I'm going to start looking a little more closely at EVERY Bono picture from now on, I think! Bwahahahaha.... Crap, I just don't have the brainpower to come up with another song, my head hurt from the last one...so can I post my ONE pathetic song here too, pleeeeeze???

'Bald as Heck' Sung to the tune of 'Discotheque':

I can reach
But I can't grab it
Wanna hold it, control it
But I can't snag it
What a rush
When I see you strummin
It excites me, ignites me, oh yeah
But then I'm bummin
I know your hats are really fun
I know that they are
But I still want none
I just can't get enough
Of your polyester stuff
I get confused
When I see your noggin
Cos it's more and it's more that I wantcha
It's you I'll be hoggin! (I wish)
Face it
Face it
Face it
Bald as heck!
Face it
Face it
Bald as heck!
Looking for the one
That covers up the fact you got no hair
I wanna be the one
Who whispers to you "I don't care?"
Ooo-hoo-hoo-hoooo?
(heaven in your heart
you wish your hair could part,
or at least could make a start?)
It's too bad
That you can't grow it
Overrate, compensate if you can
Your mustache will show it
I know your hats are really fun
I know that they are
But I still want none
I just can't get enough
Of your polyester stuff
OOH AHH
OOH AHH
BALD AS HECK!
OOH AHH
OOH AHH
BALD AS HECK!

(I do so love Edge!!)

DiScO
---
"EEEDDDGE!!! BEDAZZLE MEEEEE!!!" - Bono to Edge (courtesy of Bluey)
---
Follically-challenged, green eyed god
Teases me with raven beanie
When you come near me...I will grab it.
--- http://community.webshots.com/user/gudagirl

 

[Bonavoix]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

That Flinstones one! the boys go inside and drop larry on the doorstep... LOL!!! That was friggin hillarious. Thanks!

 

[Sunrazor]

AAGHHH!!!! *Sunrazor types and uploads furiously* Geez... You guys write these as fast as I can stick 'em on the site!

My poor fingers...


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"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." - Fight Club

"Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget. Forget that there are places in the world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside that's yours, that they can't touch. That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you." - The Shawshank Redemption

"All God wants is a willing heart and for us to call out to him." - Bono

"Ohh!!! Egyptians!" - Me, on AOL IM

 

[littleheartsuitcase]

This is too good

You all should make an album. "Odes to U2 by the PLEBA Girls" or something

 

[bluesky]

Hey girls! I'm new here, but I've got a song for y'all...
Its sort of naughty, and its not very good.
Some of the words are the same as the song.


Rigorous Larry (to the melody of Mysterious Ways)

Larry, take a ride
with no clothes on in my room
let your drumstick(s) in
make me rithe until noon

He's been coming on to me
acting like a man
he's been moaning away
he can no longer stand

I'm slippy
he's sliding down
I'll be there
when he hits the ground

Oh, at night
Oh, at night
oh...at night
He likes it in rigorous ways
Oh, at night
Oh, at night
oh...at night
He likes it in rigorous ways

Larry take a while
with your fingers on my thighs
Don't talk about a thing
make me sigh
to touch is to heal
to hurt is to steal
if he wants to kiss my thighs
he better learn how to kneel.......
****************

that's it!

~bluesky

 

[SicilianGoddess]

In My Bedroom sung to In God's Country.


Yeah


Larry's eyes
I'm gazing into Larry's eyes
The drool runs but will never run dry
I need his *bleep* tonight


Larry's nose
I want to suck on Larry's nose
Tie him up in ribbons and in bows
Like a slave boy he runs to me


Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom

Yeahhhhhhhhhe ehhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh ehhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh ehhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh ahhhhhh


Lick me all night
We'll make sweet love right through the night
Everyday I'll make you pie
You'll never leave me high and dry

He running to me
And he comes to caress me
Lick, suck me tantalize me
The greatest gift is his bulge


Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom


Naked Larry
I stand with a naked Larry
He stands with a naked me
Burned by the fire of Christine
Burned by the fire of Christine


Ok I need a cold shower now.

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Mean Old Men Took Away My Car

My Website

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

LMFAO!!!

These are great!! Here's my attempt at one as well...I can't think of more at the moment. lol (Are we suprised this wasn't about Mr. Clayton? hehe)

Larry ("Lemon")

Larry
See him in my daydreams
He wore tight shirts
And even tighter blue jeans

He's gonna make us drool
I wish he'd make me whisper and moan
And when Bono turns his back
He draws us in with his sexy brogue

I feel..like Gina and Disco are slowly slipping under
I feel like holding onto his drumstick(s) (!)

A man poses for a picture
A gorgeous picture
Through way of PLEBA we
can drool from our own homes

A man has a drum kit
We love to stare
He bangs things for a living
While we lust for him

And I feel...like tearing, tearing, tearing that blue shirt off
And I feel, like never letting go

He says "It's all about the drums"
He says "It's all about the drums"
He says "It's all about the drums"

Larry
I'll forget Adam if you come tonight

A man has blue eyes
With sexiness galore
A man melts the sand so he can
Build Larryland

A man starts a band
And brings a lead singer on
A man had the band for two days
Then the lead singer took it all

And these are the days we PLEBA girls get no slumber
Cause these are the days when we don't look for something other (than U2 pics)

He says, "It's all about the drums"
He says, "It's all about the drums"
He says, "It's all about the drums"

A man walks the catwalk
A moving catwalk
Some of us still dream
To see his face up close

A man rides his Harley
A man likes his bikes
Larry you could've stayed over
My mom was out

He is the drummer
He's imagination
Thanks the girls of PLEBA
For more crazy fans



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"Enough of this video bullsh**, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry, ZooTv Era

"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April

 

[SweetOnU2]

OOOOHHH! ROTFL DAMN, that was good Christine!! WOW!

LOL

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~*Dream Out loud*~

(??.?(?*?.? ?.?*?)?.??)
?.???. *Monica* .???.?
(?.??(?.??* *??.?)??.)

 

[bluesky]

OMG! Why am I still here?? I need to go to bed. I can understand how this can become an addiction.

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"I don't thinks the lyrics are worth a s*** to be honest if you ask me, I think its all about the drums."

 

[WildHonee]

Larry you could've stayed over
My mom was out

lol! I know you're not supposed to tell strangers when you're home alone...but if Larry was at my door...well...

My next project is a song about LarryLand. It's almost done!

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
Larry you could've stayed over
My mom was out

lol! I know you're not supposed to tell strangers when you're home alone...but if Larry was at my door...well...

My next project is a song about LarryLand. It's almost done!

Yeah, if I ever saw Larry at my door I'd make like Dino from the Flintstones and pounce on top of that fine bod!!

"Larryland"....I can't wait to see it, Mona!

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"Enough of this video bullsh**, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry, ZooTv Era

"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April

 

[WildHonee]

YAABA DABBA DO!!!

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[Discoteque]

OKAY!!! Another one, short and (not so) sweet! I could technically put any of the guys in this one!

MUG (cos it's what I want to do to them) sung to the tune of "Slug" on the Passengers CD:

I want to rip your shirt
I want to know your dirt
With you I want to flirt
Don't care much who gets hurt
I want to touch your hair
You want to touch me where?
Oh! What's that under there?

I want to be aware
I think that I've gone mad
What I'm thinkin's really bad
Touch me and I'll be glad
To be with you is RAD
I've turned into a mess
Can't give my brain a rest
I picture you undressed
I'm ever so obsessed
In leather you look hot
I want, boy, what you got
Let's do it on a cot
I'll be there on the dot...

*bows and courtsies graciously*

DiScO...has left the building!
---
"EEEDDDGE!!! BEDAZZLE MEEEEE!!!" -- Bono to Edge (courtesy of Bluey)
---
Follically-challenged, green eyed god
Teases me with raven beanie
When you come near me...I will grab it.
--
http://community.webshots.com/user/gudagirl

 

[WildHonee]

I haven't heard the song -- but I don't care! I think your version is better! Me like!

*Mona and Bono snuggle on a cot* how romantic

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by WildHonee:
YAABA DABBA DO!!!

Oh, boy...lol

U2's, meet the U2's
They're the greatest band we've ever seen
From the town of Dublin
They'll go down in rock's great history

Let's drive to Windmill Lane right down the street
Courtesy of Edge's smelly feet

When you're with the U2's
You'll have a great time
A Macphisto-Fly time
You'll have a PLEBA-style time!!

*The guys go in the house, Bono opens the door and drops Larry outside, who then proceeds to sit down and pout*

You'll have a PLEBA-style time!!


OK, I am leaving now....REALLY, I am.

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"Enough of this video bullsh**, I'm going to give you some culture. Know what I mean?" -Larry, ZooTv Era

"the soul needs beauty for a soul mate"

-April

 

[Jody]

LMAO @ this thread. This is great. I didn't know there were so many creative geniusses here! You girls rule!

 

[WildHonee]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! I broke my chin on the desk as I fell down laughing but I don't care!

Does anyone remember the Jetson's song?

Meet Paul Hewson
his boy Edgey
fifteen children
he has a wife!

do do do do do....

I don't remember. lol at Larry pouting -- like he isn't already!

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~*Mona*~
"What you don't have you don't need it now, What you don't know you can feel it somehow." ~U2~

"You give me something to sleep to at night" ~Michelle Branch~

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
In My Bedroom sung to In God's Country.


Yeah


Larry's eyes
I'm gazing into Larry's eyes
The drool runs but will never run dry
I need his *bleep* tonight


Larry's nose
I want to suck on Larry's nose
Tie him up in ribbons and in bows
Like a slave boy he runs to me


Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom

I wanna suck on Larry's nose


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We move through miracle days

My fanatical U2 webpage: Take Me Higher

 

[She Is Raging]

Oh My Goodness!!LOL! You guys are a riot - I've slacked off a but the last few days and I can't believe some of the stuff I've missed! April, the Flinstone's things is a riot!!

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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-Kathleen-

 

[SicilianGoddess]

This thread is one of the best ones EVER!!!

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Mean Old Men Took Away My Car

My Website

[This message has been edited by SicilianGoddess (edited 12-07-2001).]

 

[oliveu2cm]

Originally posted by SicilianGoddess:
This thread is one of the best ones EVER!!!

SG, this is the best ever!

Larry comes wet and naked
In My Bedroom
Buns hard, pecks a pulsing
In My Bedroom

LOL "pecks a pulsing!"
I'm gonna have fun listening to this song!



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We move through miracle days

My fanatical U2 webpage: Take Me Higher