Funniest comment that Bono made at your concert(s)

[europop2005]

whats the funniest comment Bono has said during your show?

Miami 11-14

"I can understand why they call this the American Airlines Arena...it sounds like a f*cking 747 in here"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"we can't wait to get back into the studio"

 

[U2Man]

"We will never forget this"

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"lets play vertigo twice!"

 

[lemon_vr6]

Bono: "Adam has the biggest penis out of all of us".

San Jose 2

 

[corianderstem]

"This is 40 ........ oh, sorry. This is Bad! .... This is a 40-minute version of Bad!"

NYC 10/10/2005

 

[Peterrrrr]

This is not from a show I was at but still it is the funniest comment he has ever said "You give this peolpe freedom and then they come and kick your ass" (1992-06-15)

 

[JCOSTER]

It's okay to flirt isn't it, it is, alright? MSG 10/7/05 - Needless to say Ali was waiting in the wings with a rollling pin!!!

 

[tbird]

I loved (and laughed) each time B said, at the intro of Miss Sarajevo regarding Pavarotti -

"He's not here but I've put on some weight so..."

 

[JCOSTER]

I loved (and laughed) each time B said, at the intro of Miss Sarajevo regarding Pavarotti -

"He's not here but I've put on some weight so..."

He said he was eating at Marios alot ....wheres Marios or did he just make that up???

 

[theu2fly]

In Minneapolis...

Bono: How many of you have been to Ireland?

<crowd cheers>

Bono: You're all liars!

 

[innominata8]

Funniest moment for me was leg 1, boston 3: i was front row in the ellipse and during UTEOTW Bono took a feathered boa off a girl next to me, put it around his neck, threw it over his shoulder and sang the line "you know I love the element of surprise" with a HUGE lisp. If anyone has the bootleg, you can hear it on it.

 

[tbird]

He said he was eating at Marios alot ....wheres Marios or did he just make that up???

Mario Batali's place(s)... either Babbo or Del Posto. Last November before the last NY shows there were some photos of them togeher... of all of them Otto is my favorite and happens to be the least expensive - 8th St & Fifth NYC

 

[u2wedge]

In Buffalo on the third leg Vertigo tour during "Gloria", he said, "1982. Where are the Flock of Seagulls now?"

 

[ZooMacPhisto800]

Funniest moment for me was leg 1, boston 3: i was front row in the ellipse and during UTEOTW Bono took a feathered boa off a girl next to me, put it around his neck, threw it over his shoulder and sang the line "you know I love the element of surprise" with a HUGE lisp. If anyone has the bootleg, you can hear it on it.

Wow, what a bigot... get with the times Bono... isn't it you that said "Coexist"?

 

[nicodepiko]

Ik ben in mijn onderbroek gekomen.

(means: I came here in my underwear)

Rotterdam 18-07-1997

 

[YellowKite]

Wow, what a bigot... get with the times Bono... isn't it you that said "Coexist"?

You thought that was offensive? Really?!?

I thought it was funny.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Wow, what a bigot... get with the times Bono... isn't it you that said "Coexist"?

george bush hates people with a lisp

 

[tryan101]

Elevation tour in Sacramento during Stuck in a Moment:

"there's nothing you can throw at me......"

fan throws photo clipped to a sharpie at him

".......that I haven't already signed"

doesn't even miss a beat. then signs it and throws it back.

 

[innominata8]

Wow, what a bigot... get with the times Bono... isn't it you that said "Coexist"?

well, in the context in which it happened, there was nothing malicious about it. i thought it was funny as hell...and i'm a gay man.

 

[ZooMacPhisto800]

well, in the context in which it happened, there was nothing malicious about it. i thought it was funny as hell...and i'm a gay man.

Yeah, because we all know all gay people have lisps and wear feathered boas. Talk about promulgating stereotypes...

 

[coolian2]

Oh my god, i can't believe you're serious.

Stop being so uptight!

 

[u2wedge]

george bush hates people with a lisp

the last time I checked, Bono had a little lisp himself!

seriously, it's no big deal.

 

[nuke126]

Elevation tour in Sacramento during Stuck in a Moment:

"there's nothing you can throw at me......"

fan throws photo clipped to a sharpie at him

".......that I haven't already signed"

doesn't even miss a beat. then signs it and throws it back.

hahaha, i was there and remember that!

 

[djerdap]

It's great on the Buenos Aires DVD when he talks where we could find the "Coexist" sign... During that speech, he almost falls over the stair and he smiles and says: "...and in bars of Dublin also."

Love that part!

 

[ZooMacPhisto800]

It's great on the Buenos Aires DVD when he talks where we could find the "Coexist" sign... During that speech, he almost falls over the stair and he smiles and says: "...and in bars of Dublin also."

Love that part!

Is he promulgating the stereotype that Irish people are drunks (and trip over stairs at pubs)? I can't believe this.

 

[europop2005]

chill out a little

 

[ZooMacPhisto800]

chill out a little

There is nothing funny about racism, bigotry, and stereotypes.

Write a song about that Bono.

 

[macfesto]

At the elevation show in detroit he called out for " Ohio! ohio!" at the end of Walk On....

We were right in front of the heart and could see the look on his face like, " oops... haha.."

Then In Detroit for Vertigo...the second night I think, he was talking about Rosa Parks and says " Rosa MARKS" Instead...

Silly Bono haha...

Love the guy forever though....Always forever now//

 

[ZooMacPhisto800]

At the elevation show in detroit he called out for " Ohio! ohio!" at the end of Walk On....

We were right in front of the heart and could see the look on his face like, " oops... haha.."

If someone knows what is meant by the above, please let me know.