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Old 12-05-2002, 10:54 AM   #1
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Big Grin I dedicate this to the new ones here at Babyface cafe!

Right, I was inspired to do this and just made this up under 10 mins ago, inspired by a rap song sung in a restaurant in the film LA Story - but while its short and shit, if u can fast rhyme it to Will Smith Introduction Song of 'Prince of Bel-Air', it well help u get the gist.......


Here goes!:



*scratch disc*



Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


we got guests in da house
who have named themselves
we got chicks and peanuts
Into giants and elves
we got strawberries and ice-cream
for them all to eat
we got games like Twister
for the ones with smelly feet


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


we got chicken and chips and plenty of rice
we got strong Coca-Cola you can wash down with ice
we got sweets 'n treats, 'n plenty of boobs
we got men with an attitude when they play with their tubes


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


we got beds a plenty for some messin around
we got U2 songs you can blast up full sound
we got plenty of chips and plenty of dips
we got plenty of fun with Sicy and her whips


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


we got coconuts, bullock-huts, bins and juice
we got fabricated linen and chocolate moose
we got big squashy cushions, and a Hobbit-sized door
we got edibles, incredibles - you know the score


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


so to end this story to introduce ya around
we got Edge comin in to fart with no sound
we got gasmasks on to evacuate quick
we gotta chase him now, give his ass a good kick.


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


we got Bono, Larry, Adam and Edge
we got all four boys standing up by the hedge
we gotta make all four wave hi to ya all
now wave hi back, and blow a big kiss to Paul


Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha
Boom cha Boom Boom Boom Cha cha


but theres one last thing I just wanted to say
I wanna say hello to the new ones today
and the ones before that, since the start of the year
I say 'Cheers' to you all as I open a beer!


*cue rap music beat continuin for a moment*


'SPLIT IT!'

*cut* *record scratch re-wind*

to everybody!


xxxxxxxxx maddie.......
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:13 AM   #2
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I swear, maddie, your posts make me laugh my ass off.

Very funny stuff....


You should do one about PLEBA....

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Old 12-05-2002, 11:40 AM   #3
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I ya, maddie.

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That was BOOM-CHARRific!! Look out all other rappers.

Thanks for the cool welcome.
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