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Old 04-09-2010, 10:52 PM   #451
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I suppose it escaped alot of people's notice that Jim Carrey is a comedian, well known for deadpan sarcasm in interviews etc.. Read his other tweets. And notice where he uses what emoticons.
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Doesn't read like humor to me. Comedyfail.

Do you think celebrities' PR reps have a daily cry or three since the advent of Twitter, since so many of the celebs seem to take great joy in spouting off nonsensical shit on an hourly basis?
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I'm pretty sure even Jim Carrey has a serious thought every once in a while. Theres no way those were meant to be sarcastic aside from the one about curling
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Didn't Jim Carrey divorce his first wife to be with Lauren Holly back in the day? Guess the first Mrs. Carrey was in on it, too!

And re: Jim's emoticons - apparently he's 13 years old and uses 500 emoticons per tweet. I'm not going to take them to mean he's kiddding.

Homeslice just reeeeeally likes his emoticons.
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I'm pretty sure even Jim Carrey has a serious thought every once in a while. Theres no way those were meant to be sarcastic aside from the one about curling

I saw them as sarcastic initially, but he's gone and run off his mouth some more so I guess I was wrong there


And I agree cori, twitter is an agent/pr person's worst nightmare!
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Earl- Son, next time you cheat on your wife, keep it on the downlow like I did. Try to keep it simple and only bang one broad at the same time, not a handful at a time like you're doing. And for Christ's Sake, stay away from those low rent bitches. They'll really get you in trouble. Remember, they've got nothing to lose.

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This new Tiger Nike ad is a complete load of horseshit! Glad I've been wearing Adidas for 10 years. Fuck Nike!

Yours is a good ad. But you left out doing the babysitter too on the couch next to your kid's crib. I wonder what Earl thinks of that, I'll ask Phil Knight.

Looks like Jim Carrey really needs some attention, or he's gone off the end since he split with Jenny.
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Yours is a good ad. But you left out doing the babysitter too on the couch next to your kid's crib. I wonder what Earl thinks of that, I'll ask Phil Knight.

Looks like Jim Carrey really needs some attention, or he's gone off the end since he split with Jenny.

Which begs the question: Could a babysitter be considered a low rent bitch?


Aww, cut Jimmy some slack. The word from Jenny was that he wasn't takin' his meds and has been super duper depressed. He just wasn't in his right mind. Ya know, like when Marge Schott said Hitler was on to something, but he just screwed up.
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i'm sure nike is just stressed the fuck out about your lack of support for the past 10 years.

just to shit on your parade a little more... before you (or anyone else) goes all fuck phil knight and all, you are aware that Adi Dassler, founder of adidas (get it?), was a member of the Nazi party?

there ya go...

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i'm sure nike is just stressed the fuck out about your lack of support for the past 10 years.

just to shit on your parade a little more... before you (or anyone else) goes all fuck phil knight and all, you are aware that Adi Dassler, founder of adidas (get it?), was a member of the Nazi party?

there ya go...

Parade? Huh? I'm entitled to boycott Nike, dude, so simmer down. Plus, I'm pretty sure the Adidas corporation no longer supports the Nazi party.
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