IO: Bart Simpson

[iron yuppie]

 

[bono_212]

Oh my God.

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

YouTube - ‪simpsons clown college‬‏

 

[waynetravis]

YouTube - ‪Duffman Can't Breathe!‬‏

 

[cobl04]

YouTube - ‪The Simpsons - Mr. Burns On Ether‬‏

 

[iron yuppie]

"I'm going to make such love to you, you'll forget all about Rudolph Valentino."

The thing that I love most about Burns is that he gives me at least one early twentieth-century reference to look up in each episode.

 

[iron yuppie]

"Brush with Greatness" is probably among my top five episodes. It is one of the few episodes that treats Marge as a full-fledged, tragic character, and it has a golden cameo from Ringo.

 

[LemonMelon]

Thanks for the fab picture of yours truly; I hung it on me wall!

 

[cobl04]

That is a really good episode.

 

[waynetravis]

What do y'all think of "The Principal and the Pauper" episode?
I read that it was slated by Harry Shearer and some other cast members.

 

[cobl04]

YouTube - ‪everything's coming up milhouse‬‏

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

thanks for the fab picture of yours truly; i hung it on me wall!

gear!

 

[waynetravis]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And what did you do after you left the restaurant?

We drove around until 2:30 looking for another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant...

And when you couldn't find one?

We went home.

Mrs Simpson, may I remind you you are under oath!

WE WENT FISHING!

 

[cobl04]

Yarr. That's going to replace the whale in me nightmares.

 

[LemonMelon]

Arr...I don't know what I'm doin'.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Yee mutinous dogs! From now on I'll be requiring hairnets!

 

[cobl04]

The Food Critic episode is one of my all-time favourites.

 

[waynetravis]

We make a good team. A groin-grabbingly good team!

 

[iron yuppie]

The Food Critic episode is one of my all-time favourites.

Yeah, it is a great one, and also boasts one of my favorite lines from the series: "Let's see...what is the English equivalent of [Homer's drooling sound]? I'd say... 'transcendent'."

 

[cobl04]

‪Stop the presses!‬‏ - YouTube

 

[The Sad Punk]

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

 

[iron yuppie]

I have this doll...but, beware, it comes with a terrible curse.

That's bad.

It also comes with a free frozen yogurt, which I call "frogurt."

That's good!

The frogurt is also cursed.

That's bad.

But you get your choice of toppings.

That's good!

The toppings contain potassium benzoate...That's bad.

Can I go now?

 

[KristenCaNaDiAn]

‪Stop the presses!‬‏ - YouTube

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I caught my wife in bed with another man.

You bitter?

Yup.... Bit him too!

 

[iron yuppie]

How is the "feast of twelve delights with the triple happiness sauce"?

Very disappointing.

 

[coolian2]

you're daryl strawberry.

yes?

you play right field.

yes?

i play right field too.

so?

well, are you better than me?

well, i've never met you....but, yes.

 

[cobl04]

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells aaaaaaand I like to kiss my own butt.

 

[waynetravis]

That's a paddlin'

 

[Reggo]

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Is Mr. Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I.P.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I.P. Freely! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
Homer: You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe: I don't know. He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name

I love Bart's prank calls, but the last line of this one kills me.