IO: Ashley's a 7.

[Canadiens1131]

Depends on what we're talking about here.

Girth or length?

 

[Numb1075]

Girth or length?

number of warts

 

[UberBeaver]

Ashley is here today! She can say Buh-bye, say buh-bye, Ashley, say buh-bye? She like, "What's goin on here?" Say buh-bye, Ashley. She don't look like me. She don't look like me at all.

 

[Numb1075]

It's Official: Beav is hitting the peyote again.

 

[love_u2_adam]

maybe the 7 means a j....like death bear and his 7

so ashley is a j......all i got is a wtf

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

You smokin the rock again, Beav? Hahaha

Oh wait I get it. It's some sort of code.

Yes. And the rooster left with the violet hamster. I gotcha.

 

[UberBeaver]

How do you know about the rooster? Did the petulant turnip tell you? What direction faces the silent manatee? Ashley habla espanol, y ella esta una siete. Verdad?

 

[Numb1075]

me thinks that Beav will create an alter named Ashley7 or Ashley Double Oh Seven

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Girth or length?

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

How do you know about the rooster? Did the petulant turnip tell you? What direction faces the silent manatee? Ashley habla espanol, y ella esta una siete. Verdad?

Si, verdad. El "silent manatee" esta derecha de la camiseta blanca.

And no, not the petulant turnip. It was actually the blind dolphin who came to the cathedral with Denzel Washington at seven. Yes, seven.

 

[UberBeaver]

Seven. No, can't be. That's all wrong. That just doesn't make sense. Denzel at 7? Then that means Ashley...oh no...NOOOOOOOOOOOO...... I only hope it's not too late.

Izquierda mas tarde. Por al amor de El Senor. Aye aye aye.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Denzel esta en fuego. Que lastima!

And remember Beav, the moose crows at dawn by the lake house. You know your mission.

 

[UberBeaver]

If you want to go to the East Side, you take an east side train. If you want to go to the west side, you take a west side train. Genius!

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

If you want to go to the East Side, you take an east side train. If you want to go to the west side, you take a west side train. Genius!

I think you should write a love song with these words. They bring tears to my eyes.

 

[Caroni]

It's Official: Beav is hitting the peyote again.

Or a tacha

 

[UberBeaver]

Or a tacha

Que us una tacha?

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh no, you don't play that shit with me. I'll get a genie on your ass.

EX-CUSE ME? EX-CUSE ME? EX-CUSE ME? EX-CUSE ME? EX-CUSE ME?

 

[UberBeaver]

Sammy - Sammy - Sammy ain't gonna know, he ain't gonna know, why would Sammy know? He ain't gonna know.

 

[UberBeaver]

You don't know, you don't know whether this particular girl wants to be up underneath your sister. NO NO NO, NO NO NO. OK.

 

[UberBeaver]

The writing has been on the wall, but it's gettin' bolder. Red.

 

[UberBeaver]

Oh no no, I know all about horseradish. I know all about horseradish. I've been eating it the last two days with gefilte filsh. I been eatin it the last two days with gefilte fish.

 

[snowbunny00774]

maybe you can go staple genius on them?

 

[UberBeaver]

Nice.

 

[UberBeaver]

I feel like the levee that holds the water back.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

I missed this thread.

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

Ashley, eh? Is it the girl that was crying on American Idol?

 

[UberBeaver]

I think they should have got a Hispanish actor to play Scarface. I understand they didn't do that for money, but I think it would have been better if the actor had been Hispanish. But I know there were no good ones back then.

 

[snowbunny00774]

How timely :

we need a "A GLOSSARY OF ARCANUMS" - straight from the email.

 

[UberBeaver]

Other Dude: you think she can turn up that speaker a little?
UB: Probably not.
Other Dude: not sure everyone in the building can hear it
UB: I think it's maxed out. But it's all good to know info.
Other Dude: lol
UB: I'd turn it down just so people wouldn't hear me sound an idiot everytime someone tells me I'm wrong.
Other Dude: exactly
UB: I think she's setting herself up again.
Other Dude: amazing.....she really is
UB: $10 he says, "NO NO NO" within the next 3 minutes.
Other Dude: LOL
UB: Or "Yes, Buuut...."
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UB: VICTORY!

 

[UberBeaver]

How timely :

we need a "A GLOSSARY OF ARCANUMS" - straight from the email.

Who sent that? Dumbledore or Snape?