*has been humming the tune of price is right for hours now*
*is pissed off*
*made this up out of spite and boredom*
Jim: And it looks like we've got time for another one Bob.
Bob: Thats right Jim, and our lucky contestant will spin the wheel...
Contestant: *spins*
Jim: Ohhhh a grand prize spin!... you win a...
Narrator: colonic irrigAAAAAtion...
Jim: Ouch! Thats gotta hurt Bob!
Bob: You got that right Jim, sorry contestant, but thats the grand prize spin on 'Wheel-o-BotchedSurgeries!'. In addition, you also get a botched face lift, AND a boob job!
Contestant: But Im a guy??
Jim: Ok, then we'll just remove your genitals!
Bob: Good night folks!
*look of terror on contestants face as the masked surgeons close in*
*cue price is right music*
Grrr.....