I like to lick inanimate objects...

[Spatula Licker]

...and Canadians.

What do you like to lick?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

yea, if he didn't have a wife i'd be all over it

 

[Lilly]

definately canadians, eh.

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Its an acquired taste really...

a sweet girl from minnesota who's living in south dakota - which is just too damn far away might i add.

 

[Ana]

I to lick spoons covered with the following:

-Strawberry jam

-Chocolate cake

-Syrup

-Honey

And lollypops

 

[u2er]

yer body is a wonderland

 

[u2er]

blargh

double posting.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

don't take this the wrong way, but i would really like to lick you spatula licker...i just think you are so utterly adorable.

 

[Spatula Licker]

Will you be my girlfriend Brooke? I've always wanted a Jersey Girl.

*sweetly licks Brooke

 

[Rivers Cuomo]

I like licking...

Asians. Tell me, how are the Canadians??

 

[Whore Police]

You're under arrest Spatula Whore. Please cease and desist from the licking and come with me.

 

[bono-vox]

I love that John Mayer song

 

[Naya]

this thread IS slutty

...and Canadians.

What do you like to lick?

You like to lick Canucks? You are perverted.

I like to lick orange and grape flavoured popsicles.

 

[zonelistener]

I like to lick things.

 

[u2er]

Re: I love that John Mayer song

Me too.. and I also love John Mayer

 

[Lilly]

i loooove john mayer

Asians. Tell me, how are the Canadians??

salty. but worth it.

 

[pax]

I like to lick Canadians, too. Like Curtis Joseph.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

*sweetly licks Brooke

tell me i taste as yummy as that "spatula" you're always licking?! you know that's what i want to hear.

 

[FallingStar]

Re: this thread IS slutty

I like to lick orange and grape flavoured popsicles.

Popsicles........that reminds me on a dream someone had that involved licking and sucking popsicles with Bono.

Maybe it was just my gutter minded brain, but..........I imagined a lot under this dream.

 

[Spatula Licker]

tell me i taste as yummy as that "spatula" you're always licking?! you know that's what i want to hear.

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You certainly taste better than most Canadians.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

<----------------------

You certainly taste better than most Canadians.

oh my goodness. for a minute there i was actually scandalized. i thought it said you were located in "brooke's panties. *wipes sweat off brow* phewww..i just might have called in the whore police myself on you.

 

[The Wanderer]

I thought brooke didnt wear panties?

 

[TripThruUreWires]

I thought brooke didnt wear panties?

this thread is NOT to revolve around my panties or lack thereof damn it!

 

[The Wanderer]

yes, get straight to it

 

[TripThruUreWires]

an exclusive peek at wanderer's tighty whitey drawer:

 

[The Wanderer]

those aren't thongs!

 

[foray]

Okay I'm gonna say something and don't get worried. When I was a wee thing, a really innocent little girl, I used to lick my CLEAN underwear. Why? Cos underwear's usually dirty and clean ones are novelty. Go figure


foray

i will regret this in the morning

 

[Screaming Flower]

i don't know what to say about that one...

 

[meegannie]

The licking face on msn didn't work this morning.

 

[daafish]

I like licking Sicilian lips...

I usually lick my lips before kissing my honey!