1) I know I tell you "I love you" all the time, and that it probably drives you nuts, but the real reason I say it so much is because I don't know how else to express it and I'm so afraid of losing you, like I almost did my freshman year - if something happens to you, I want the last thing you hear me say to be "I love you," and I pray you know just how true it is. We may fight a lot, and sometimes I feel like I'm never going to be good enough for you, but deep down I know that you really love me and care about me, and I love and care about you more than you will ever know. God bless you.
2) You are one of the most beautiful, kind, caring, loving people I know. We get along so well, and I know I can trust you with anything. I can't even imagine living life without you, but I know I will have to one day.
I hope that day is a long way off and that you have a long, wonderful, healthy and enjoyable life, that is as spiritually and emotionally beautiful as you are. You are truly amazing, and I am so blessed to have you in my life. I know I could say all these things to you, but I don't think I can ever express the depth of my love and gratitude for having you in my life. Thank you for everything you do, you are a wonderful, wonderful person.
3) You two were quite possibly the most perfect couple I have ever known. I wish I had gotten to know you both better, but I'm thankful I got to know you at all, since most people don't get that chance. I was really lucky to have you in my life and to be able to learn from you. You were both vibrant, strong, amazing people until the day you died, and I hope that when I get married I'll have a relationship even half as good as yours was. You taught and showed me lots of things, and I learned many life lessons from you, most importantly how to enjoy life to the fullest. I hope that if I live to be as old as you two did, that I will be as full of life as you were. You two were truly a shining example of love, friendship, and vitality, and I'm glad that you are reunited and in perfect health again in heaven.
4) I used to hate myself for believing your lies and stupidly falling for your act, and I used to utterly despise you for hurting me the way you did. I think I've finally put that behind me, though, and I guess in the end I'm glad I went through all that pain, because somehow it made me a stronger person. That doesn't mean I like you, though, and it doesn't mean I'm totally okay with what you did. You never even apologized, you bastard. I'm not sure which explanation for that is worse - that you didn't think what you did was wrong, or that you didn't realize how hurtful it was. I still think your actions were wrong and mean and thoughtless, and I hope one day someone hurts you the way you hurt me, so that maybe you'll finally understand that hearts aren't meant to just be played with. Good riddance.
5) I really despise you and the way you're running this country I love into the ground. You are a filthy lying hateful scumball sleazebag with the intellectual capacity of maybe the hind end of a flea, and I can't believe that you're even in the position you're in now. I honestly don't think you deserve it at all, and I think a lot of what you're doing is wrong. You're a liar, a cheater, a bigot, and a murderer. Please stop twisting religion to suit you - it makes me (and many others) sick. I hate the way you're turning people against each other and hiding behind a veil of "faith" and "Christianity" to justify destruction. And I know that according to the doctrines that we both follow, I shouldn't hate at all, but dammit, when an idiotic murdering oppressive sleazeball like you is in charge, it really makes it difficult. You disgust me, and I can't wait until your stupid corrupt sleazeball ass is kicked out of office for the last time. Fuck you.
6) I wish people would stop worshipping you. Sure, you were good, but not that good - not even the most talented of your group, in my opinion anyway. Yeah, you came up with some great ideas about peace and love and all, but we all know that you beat your wife and cheated on her and treated your son like shit. I know, I know, you were only human, and maybe your flaws make you more appealing to some, but to me it's just slightly annoying. Sorry.
7) I'm sorry for being so withdrawn and unresponsive and everything...we get along pretty well, and I think next year's going to be fine, but sometimes I just get scared shitless of everything and retreat into myself. Please help me be less afraid? I need someone to help me come out of this shell, and I think maybe you're the one who could help me the most. Drag me out into the lounge with you sometime or something...I like the other people who hang out there and I don't want them to think I'm a snob, but I'm unreasonably terrified. Will you help me with this?
8) You're a nice group of girls, but maybe not as nice as you think. I know earlier this year you were trying to help me, and maybe I needed that bitching out that you gave me, but that still doesn't excuse you for all getting completely trashed every weekend and ostracizing me - consciously or unconsciously - for not getting trashed with you. Sure, you say you understand and respect my decision to not drink, but it really came between us. Alcohol was the glue that bound you all together - I really don't think most of you could function without it, could you? You looked forward to nothing more than getting completely wasted on the weekends and puking all over each other and then laughing about it the next afternoon when you were sober. That was the highlight of your week, everything you lived for pretty much, and because I didn't share your views I couldn't be a part of that. I'm not saying it was wrong, but you could've at least acknowledged that I simply wasn't going to fit into your circle because alcohol was your defining characteristic instead of claiming it was all my fault. Maybe I would've stayed shut in my room less if you all weren't rolling around outside my door, puking and laughing and banging your heads on the wall and yelling about masturbation. That's a bit alienating. Anyway, think it over next time before you blame everything on me...you're partially at fault, too.
9) You have always been so good to me, ever since we met. Sometimes I still don't think I deserve your friendship and your love, but I am very grateful for it nonetheless. I have to admit that I didn't fall in love with you at first sight, and I was a little skeptical of the long-distance dating thing, but that week we spent together made me realize that you were worth it. I don't think I ever really had a crush on you, per se - even though you are quite handsome, sweet, funny, and pretty much everything a girl could want - and that bothered me quite a lot at first. But now I realize that maybe what we have goes beyond a simple crush - and I don't want to jinx things, but I could definitely do a lot worse than spend the rest of my life with you. You're sensual and give excellent massages, but you're also one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for, and I am so lucky to have you. Thank you so much for caring for me, being patient with me, and helping me to realize my self-worth. You may have saved me.
10) Thank you for helping me believe again. I know you probably get this all the time, but you are an inspiration to me (and many others I'm sure). I will probably never meet you, but even without knowing you personally, I know that you have touched my life and thousands of others, and you are a positive force for change in the world. Chances are you'll never know just how huge a difference you have made - not just around the world, but in our hearts as well. You are a wonderful man, and I wish you and everyone you love health, long life, and peace. God bless.