THE BALLAD OF MOM & COCK
Sitting on a cock in Southampton,
Trying to work in Holland or France
The man in my crack said, "Flip on your back"
You know I didn't even get off my pants
Lance you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me
Anally paid the plane into Paris,
Prostituting down by the Seine
Dalton called to say,
For $10.58
Will you get rear-ended with a ball gag near Spain?
Lance you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me
Drove from Paris by an Amsterdam hard-on,
Screwing in their beds for the dough
The jew patrons said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "I'm only trying to buy my son clothes"
Lance you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me
Shaving up your cunny for a randy day,
Filling all your various cavities
Last night the son said,
"Oh mom, when you're dead
I won't have nothing from you
But this head---scrape!"
Made a lightning trick in Vienna,
where they covered my head with a bag
The jew patrons said, "She's not bad at head,
But looks just like a hippo in drag"
Lance you know it ain't easy
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me.
Caught an herpes train back in London
Fifty sores appeared on my back
The men from the press said, "With fisting success,
It's good to have your mouth on the sack".
Lance you know it ain't easy
You know how hard they can be
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me
The way guys are boning
They're going to sterilize me