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Old 03-22-2011, 04:53 PM   #376
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Ass Bunion is still my jam, but wow JT knocked it out of the park with Happiness is a Warm Cunt.
Thanks Friggin Cobbler, though I believe it was Happiness is a Worn Gunt
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:38 PM   #377
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PENILE JAM -- BI-ANAL

1. Breakerbed
2. Crotch Lice
3. Ejaculation
4. White Tears
5. Huffing As He Reams
6. Chin Hair
7. QuimStink In My Face
8. In The Girl
9. Greyvag
10. Viral
11. Sire of Lance
12. Poon For Rent
13. Parting Cheeks
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:50 PM   #378
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Perhaps the inspiration for the above album?

SLIMIN' & MOOSE KNUCKLE -- VAG OVER DOUBLE ANAL

1. Vag Over Double Anal
2. La Puta Pasa
3. Cesarean
4. Keep The Customer Satisfied (no 'cockification necessary)
5. So Long, John on Right

6. The Boner
7. Baby Maker
8. The Only Living Whore In New York
9. Why Don't You Bite Me
10. Stye Pie Love
11. Dong For The Assing


The title track is just crying for a full lyric. Stay tuned.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:54 PM   #379
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Good timing. I just bought a reissue of Rearends.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:57 PM   #380
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Did you ever end up writing 50 Ways To Lube Your Lover?
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Old 03-22-2011, 11:36 PM   #381
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Good timing. I just bought a reissue of Rearends.
That has the chilling account of Lance's Mom's (unsuccessful) trip the the abortionist, Stop The Life Of My Child.
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:37 PM   #382
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I just read this entire thread. Why in the name of God did I do this?

Oh, right.

The Beatoffs, Mother's Neutered Son

Born, but near-aborted, boy
Mother's neutered son
All day long
My mother rides the schlongs
Of everyone

Sit outside her bedroom door
See the johns arrive
Listen to the moaning as they ram her
For a buck-five

Doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo-oo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo-oo doo doo doo
Ndoo doo-doo

Find her smoking up some grass
Mother's neutered son
Swaying dazedly as she beckons in
The next one

Doo-doo doo doo doo doo
Doo-oo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo-oo doo doo doo
Doo doo-doo doo-oo doo-doo
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Mm mm mm
Mmm mm
Mmm mm mm

Mm, mother's neutered son
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:46 PM   #383
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That brought a tear to mine eye. Bravo.
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Old 04-06-2011, 02:52 PM   #384
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God Bless you, Reggo
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Old 04-06-2011, 10:43 PM   #385
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Poor Lance.

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I've never even heard one of the band's albums (I know, for shame), so I feel I'm not the proper person to make a full tracklist:


VD ON THE LABIA -- REAR SCIENCE


Have at it.
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Old 04-07-2011, 12:08 AM   #387
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I'd like to see you attack some Flaming Lips, laz. I'm interested to see how much you'd have to change. The band name's perfect as is, as are song titles like "Labia in the Sunlight".
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Old 04-07-2011, 12:22 AM   #388
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VD ON THE LABIA
HOLY. SHlT.
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Return To Nookie Mountin'?
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And their newest efffort:


Nine Stripes of White
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