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Old 12-07-2010, 03:51 AM   #346
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The Hands That Stroked America

Oh my love
It's a long cock you've got
Put your freckled nose in my peeling ass canyon
It costs only three, to hang your meat on my eye
Start digging in your pockets, if you want a threesome or a hot creampie

These are the hands that stroked America
This is the mouth that blew America

Last saw your face, on the top of a 69
As the old birds argued about penis size
You took my lips for a tray at a roadside bar
Take two of these, to make it more hard

Uh-huh

And these are the hands that stroked America

Of all of the pros you've seen, am I more than a fee?
After all of these years, do you still remember me?

(Opera)

It's early fall, there's a whore on a New York tramline
For just ten cents, you can shag her like a pickled swine

These are the hands that stroked America
This is the Mom that banged America

America
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Old 12-09-2010, 10:48 PM   #347
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poignant.
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Old 12-09-2010, 11:10 PM   #348
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A fitting contribution to Bangs of New York



"peeling ass canyon" FTW.
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Old 12-10-2010, 12:15 AM   #349
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Ass Bunion is still my favourite
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Old 12-21-2010, 03:42 AM   #350
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Since this band is still the hot topic as of late:


R.E.E.M. -- SPERM-HER

1. Rabies-Free Salope
2. Pungentvag
3. Haggling
4. Talk About the Rashin'
5. Oral Kiosk
6. Punctured Cervix

7. Scat-a-pult
8. Spitting Swill
9. 9"-9.5"
10. Fisting Through
11. We Fuck
12. Wrestle the Folds
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Old 12-21-2010, 01:34 PM   #351
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Whoretaint - The Stool

1. Set Your Drawers Down
2. Whoretaint
3. Thunderblow
4. Peens
5. Swallows
6. Exposure
7. Scabies
8. Vajesty
9. Lance's Mom's Tart Squirter
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Old 12-22-2010, 10:44 PM   #352
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I fapped to this thread

true story
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Old 01-31-2011, 07:56 PM   #353
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SHAVE'D BOVINE -- AVAGIN FLAMED

1. Wank That Man
2. Avagin Flamed
3. Dried Quim Saturday
4. Peen-lick in Detroit
5. Packed Asshole

6. Tied
7. The Dirtiest Starfish
8. Let's Spend The Hour Together
9. The Germed 'Gina
10. Lady Spreading Hole
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Old 01-31-2011, 08:16 PM   #354
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SHAVE'D BOVINE -- PIGGY WHORECRUST AND THE RIDERS OF MOMS

1. Five Johns
2. Pole Love
3. Mid-age Man-cream
4. Star-ram
5. Licked Taint, Queasy

6. Lance Whorespawn
7. Scar
8. Piggy Whorecrust
9. Stuffed-with-jizz Biddy
10. Cock and Balls Fit Inside
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Old 02-08-2011, 01:38 AM   #355
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As seen outside Lance's Mom's house:

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Old 02-22-2011, 11:24 PM   #356
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LABIALCRUD -- THE PIMP OF LIMBS

1. Blown
2. Sore and Blistered Hairpie
3. Spittle Thigh Spittle
4. Fetal
5. Bloated Plower
6. ThroatSex (alt. Durex?)
7. Spit Up The Load
8. Penetrator
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:29 PM   #357
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"ThroatSex" is a good one.
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:37 PM   #358
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I would have gone with Durex myself, but nice job.
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:39 PM   #359
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You know, I knew there was some brand name that would have worked, but I was thinking lubes, not condoms.

I'll change it.

If ThroatSex is gone, would you prefer Sexworker for the final track?
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Old 02-22-2011, 11:43 PM   #360
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I would have gone with Durex myself, but nice job.
Ahh, brilliant.

Penetrator is kind of the obvious choice for the final track... but it almost has to be that.

If you bend me over, insert your dong.
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