Unwanted Youth, Spunkthirsty Mom, featuring "Staring at the Gunt" and "Thing Internal?'"
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Unwanted Youth, Spunkthirsty Mom, featuring "Staring at the Gunt" and "Thing Internal?'"
lazarus
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Wow.
I have a lot of respect for frontman Tit-tay Had-To-Pimp-Me.
I have a lot of respect for frontman Tit-tay Had-To-Pimp-Me.
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He turned out alright.
lazarus
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BED HAPPENIN - HOUSES OF THE WHORING
1. The Dong Remains Inflamed
2. The Pain Song
3. Over The Breasts and Spray Away
4. The Clunge
5. Lancing Lays
6. D'yer Pay'er?
7. Blow: Quarter
8. The Lotion
1. The Dong Remains Inflamed
2. The Pain Song
3. Over The Breasts and Spray Away
4. The Clunge
5. Lancing Lays
6. D'yer Pay'er?
7. Blow: Quarter
8. The Lotion
LemonMelon
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Reggo
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Sub Pop 4 Lyfe!!!
lazarus
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Now I'm thinking track 8 should have been "The Abortion".
Hindsight is 20/20...
Hindsight is 20/20...
lazarus
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I was just doing to change "door" to "hole", but yeah.
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Fun with Sloganmaker
I think the one at the bottom in the middle costs extra.
I think the one at the bottom in the middle costs extra.
lazarus
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BED HAPPENIN - RAISE LANCE
1. A Prosty's Fast Hand
2. Whore Your Life
3. Royal Cornholings
4. No Coochie's Fouled Like Mine
5. Randy, Sore Cock
6. Twats On For Low Fare
7. Teabag for One
1. A Prosty's Fast Hand
2. Whore Your Life
3. Royal Cornholings
4. No Coochie's Fouled Like Mine
5. Randy, Sore Cock
6. Twats On For Low Fare
7. Teabag for One
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I am at a loss for snarky comment.
LemonMelon
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I bought tennis racket today for $10 at wal-mart, but I think Lance's mom sells Head for cheaper.
lazarus
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YEASTIE JOYS - TWAT SAUCE CONTAGIOUS PART TWO
1. Take Some Boys
2. Nonstop Crisco PootiePack
3. HO-K
4. Too Many Fappers
5. Spray It
6. The John's Hard-on Collection
7. Don't Ply No Lips That I Can't Sin
8. Dong Burns With Fire
9. Spunky Donkey Show
10. The Hairy Routine
11. Fatcock's Asses
12. Lee Majors Come Again (On My Face)
13. Multivaginal Testicular Displacement
14. Here's A Little Something For Your Son
15. Crazy Ass Slut
16. The Meesa Meesa/Fist Force Routine
Bonus Tracks
17. Pop Your Pontoon
18. 3 Boys In The Slut
1. Take Some Boys
2. Nonstop Crisco PootiePack
3. HO-K
4. Too Many Fappers
5. Spray It
6. The John's Hard-on Collection
7. Don't Ply No Lips That I Can't Sin
8. Dong Burns With Fire
9. Spunky Donkey Show
10. The Hairy Routine
11. Fatcock's Asses
12. Lee Majors Come Again (On My Face)
13. Multivaginal Testicular Displacement
14. Here's A Little Something For Your Son
15. Crazy Ass Slut
16. The Meesa Meesa/Fist Force Routine
Bonus Tracks
17. Pop Your Pontoon
18. 3 Boys In The Slut
GirlsAloudFan
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Pay (For A Lay, or Blow!)
I cost
$7.11
Stop in
For a fuck with an old coquette
You can choke me
I know you want to
Hey now
I gotta earn a wage
Dressed up
Like some bar trash
I'll lick any orifice
Even upside down
You say when I spit up...you don't mind
You like when my mouth's full...of the white
Oh now, is that what it is?
Red thighs
Stay horny
I'm able
To fill my hole with a trout
A rainbow, or a salmon
Please don't be weirded out
You used to stay in, to watch the pornos
You could lip synch to the Girls Gone Wild ads
But now you're here, you're here with me
Those other tramps don't work like me
Yeah, when I suck you, feel free to scream
If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
And we'll play with the handcuffs
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough
For a lay, or blow
Up in the attic
Or behind the RadioShack
I don't mind, any position
You can put it anywhere...
My fanny, in between, my box, my mouth, just put it in
Across the floor, I might crawl
Next we can run to the bathroom stall
And if you shout...I'll know it's working
If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough
Pay
With the semen you spout
Pay
For a fist in the brown
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
For a night inside my muff
Rubber cocks
In the morning
Aren't quite the same
As when you're around
Just the bang, and the payment
Then run my ass into the ground
Just a bang
And then pay me
My son would be so proud
I cost
$7.11
Stop in
For a fuck with an old coquette
You can choke me
I know you want to
Hey now
I gotta earn a wage
Dressed up
Like some bar trash
I'll lick any orifice
Even upside down
You say when I spit up...you don't mind
You like when my mouth's full...of the white
Oh now, is that what it is?
Red thighs
Stay horny
I'm able
To fill my hole with a trout
A rainbow, or a salmon
Please don't be weirded out
You used to stay in, to watch the pornos
You could lip synch to the Girls Gone Wild ads
But now you're here, you're here with me
Those other tramps don't work like me
Yeah, when I suck you, feel free to scream
If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
And we'll play with the handcuffs
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough
For a lay, or blow
Up in the attic
Or behind the RadioShack
I don't mind, any position
You can put it anywhere...
My fanny, in between, my box, my mouth, just put it in
Across the floor, I might crawl
Next we can run to the bathroom stall
And if you shout...I'll know it's working
If you just pay
Then you know I'll give it up
Pay
You know I don't mind it rough
Pay
With the semen you spout
Pay
For a fist in the brown
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
For a night inside my muff
Rubber cocks
In the morning
Aren't quite the same
As when you're around
Just the bang, and the payment
Then run my ass into the ground
Just a bang
And then pay me
My son would be so proud
Reggo
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Fantastic, my dear GAFfer.
cobl04
45:33
Subtle.
Reggo
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Fun with Google Translate
Start with: Lance's mother
Twenty translations later: mother gives head.
Even Google Translate knows.
Start with: Lance's mother
Twenty translations later: mother gives head.
Even Google Translate knows.
lazarus
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Nice.
I can't believe this was here for two days before I realized the thread was bumped.
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lazarus
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GAPE-FULL HEAD -- AMERICAN PROSTY
1. Cocks of Rain
2. Spent on the Beaver
3. Bugger Cornholia
4. Operate Her
5. Randyman
6. Nipple
7. Choke-down Phallus
8. Fill The Whoring Gums
9. Had Dicks All My Life
10. Fuckin'
1. Cocks of Rain
2. Spent on the Beaver
3. Bugger Cornholia
4. Operate Her
5. Randyman
6. Nipple
7. Choke-down Phallus
8. Fill The Whoring Gums
9. Had Dicks All My Life
10. Fuckin'
lazarus
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Since we're talking about it in Random:
HARLOT-UALIZED -- DONKEYS AND GENTLEMEN YOU ARE COATING MY FACE
HARLOT-UALIZED -- DONKEYS AND GENTLEMEN YOU ARE COATING MY FACE
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I'm not sure if this is the proper Lance's Mom version of this Beatoffs song, but, with any luck, I'll have ruined it for all of you the way I've ruined it for myself.
Bukkake
Ahh...
Bukkake in my mouth
It turns me on
Bukkake in my mouth
Ahh...
Bukkake on my thigh
It blows my mind
Bukkake on my thigh
Ahh...
First he blows, then it's you
Love is all over my shoes
Bukkake in my eye
It makes me cry
Bukkake in my eye
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...(dissolves into orgasm noises)
Bukkake
Ahh...
Bukkake in my mouth
It turns me on
Bukkake in my mouth
Ahh...
Bukkake on my thigh
It blows my mind
Bukkake on my thigh
Ahh...
First he blows, then it's you
Love is all over my shoes
Bukkake in my eye
It makes me cry
Bukkake in my eye
Ahh...
Ahh...
Ahh...(dissolves into orgasm noises)
lazarus
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I don't remember what the proper title was, or if it even got one, but that works.
The lyrics have a nice zen simplicity, like the Lennon original.
The album was "Crabby Load", if I'm not mistaken.
The lyrics have a nice zen simplicity, like the Lennon original.
The album was "Crabby Load", if I'm not mistaken.
LemonMelon
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Teenage Glandrub - Grand Pricks
1. About Splooge
2. Sparky's Wet Dream
3. Fellows Throughout
4. Do Nook Crack
5. Usealotoflube
6. Feel Sprung
7. Leers
8. Dickstonight
9. Pay Ho
10. Leaving Traces
11. I'll Blow It Here
12. I Oughta Mow
13. Hardcore/Phallus
1. About Splooge
2. Sparky's Wet Dream
3. Fellows Throughout
4. Do Nook Crack
5. Usealotoflube
6. Feel Sprung
7. Leers
8. Dickstonight
9. Pay Ho
10. Leaving Traces
11. I'll Blow It Here
12. I Oughta Mow
13. Hardcore/Phallus
lazarus
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I see you, and raise you:
Teenage Glandrub - HadManOnDesk
1. The Contraceptive
2. 'batin'
3. Cucumber
4. What You Do To Me (For $3.50)
5. It Won't Grow
6. Star Fish
7. Metaled Fetus
8. Pet Cock
9. Thighgrinder
10. Alcoholic Lay
11. Riding Scar
12. Is This Infected?
Teenage Glandrub - HadManOnDesk
1. The Contraceptive
2. 'batin'
3. Cucumber
4. What You Do To Me (For $3.50)
5. It Won't Grow
6. Star Fish
7. Metaled Fetus
8. Pet Cock
9. Thighgrinder
10. Alcoholic Lay
11. Riding Scar
12. Is This Infected?
lazarus
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FI$T -- THE REAR-ENDER
1. So Sloppy
2. I Felate It All
3. My Poon My John
4. The Pork
5. The Mater
6. Semen-lyin'
7. Ass Is Presented
8. No Limit to My Vulva
9. $12.34
10. Randy Anus-pounder
11. Insertion
12. Money Money
13. How My Herpes Behaves
1. So Sloppy
2. I Felate It All
3. My Poon My John
4. The Pork
5. The Mater
6. Semen-lyin'
7. Ass Is Presented
8. No Limit to My Vulva
9. $12.34
10. Randy Anus-pounder
11. Insertion
12. Money Money
13. How My Herpes Behaves
lazarus
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any resemblance to the album title above is coincidental.
Stuphin' Mouthcocks - MyRear Traffic
1. Fingers
2. Me Want Jizz (Ass/Thigh/Hair/Boob)
3. Janitor
4. Brown Wallop
5. Cumballfloss
6. Fisting Price
7. SW Figures in Ass
8. Spilzz
9. Long Hard Boink
10. Share The Bed
11. Tuna Grief
12. Forever $2.80
13. Call Rover Gently
14. Ball Away
15. Gorgeous Bulgie
* don't ask.
Stuphin' Mouthcocks - MyRear Traffic
1. Fingers
2. Me Want Jizz (Ass/Thigh/Hair/Boob)
3. Janitor
4. Brown Wallop
5. Cumballfloss
6. Fisting Price
7. SW Figures in Ass
8. Spilzz
9. Long Hard Boink
10. Share The Bed
11. Tuna Grief
12. Forever $2.80
13. Call Rover Gently
14. Ball Away
15. Gorgeous Bulgie
* don't ask.
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