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Old 09-26-2009, 02:34 AM   #196
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Its the gentleness (gentileness?) of the song juxtaposed with the seething racism that gets me. Very nice





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Not to endorse stereotypes, but nicely done.
says the guy with the blackface avatar lol
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:41 AM   #197
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Come on, man. It's the Sixties! We can do this!
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:52 AM   #198
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People's avatars always influence the way I read their posts and since you've changed yours, I think I always start off laughing no matter what. You shouldnt be allowed to change it
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:29 AM   #199
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YES WE CAN.




Believe it.

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Old 09-28-2009, 11:50 PM   #200
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It's 10:50 PM Central Standard Time on Monday, September 28, 2009, and Lance's Mom is still a whore.
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Old 09-29-2009, 02:03 AM   #201
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Do YOU know where her children are?







(and who their fathers are?)
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:21 AM   #202
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NO REFUND

This happened once before
I couldn't cum with a whore
No refund
You said it wasn't you
But I just slipped right through your asshole
It wasn't tight
It wasn't tight
Now you want me to pay
Though I couldn't even spray your face

I tried to tell your boss
They said it was my loss
That's not right
Cause I know who's been in
Your brown starfish of sin
Three hundred guys
Three hundred guys
Cause you're done ass-to-ass
And had two other men in my place

If I were you I'd advertise that you
Are too loose for any normal pud
And I'll forget the price that I
Paid before I knew you would give me no refund

I tried to tell your boss
They said it was my loss
That's not right
Cause I know who's been in
Your brown starfish of sin
Three hundred guys
Three hundred guys
Cause you're done ass-to-ass
And had two other men in my place
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:36 PM   #203
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A perfect tone setter for Beatoffs For Sale.
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:51 PM   #204
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Great work, everybody.
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:25 AM   #205
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:15 AM   #206
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So Lance's mom's name is "Pierced Melissa"?

Sounds about right.
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Old 10-06-2009, 02:44 AM   #207
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I saw that too. Amazing.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:38 PM   #208
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Enjoy your breakfast:


ASS BUNION

I told him 'bout strawberry folds
You know the place where everything molds
Well here's another place it can go
Where excretion flows
Pushing through the bent-back starfruit
To see if the other man fits
Rubbing on an ass bunion

I told you about the fetus and me, man
The one near-scraped out in surgery, man
Well here's another clue in advance
The fetus was Lance
Holding on the cast iron bedframe, yeah
Just a mom trying to make ends meet, yeah
Rubbing on an ass bunion

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Rubbing on an ass bunion

I told the fool that I'm on the pill
I tell you man he's spraying there still
Well here's another place you can be
Fist into me
Fixing a hole in the o-ring
Trying to get to the elbow joint, yeah
Rubbing on an ass bunion
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I told you about the fetus and me, man
The one near-scraped out in surgery, man
Well here's another clue in advance
The fetus was Lance
Holding on the cast iron bedframe, yeah
Just a mom trying to make ends meet, yeah
Rubbing on an ass bunion
Surely one of your better verses to date, yes?
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:51 PM   #210
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Honestly, that might be my favorite whore-themed rewrite any of us have ever done. Badminton themed is up for debate, but "Ass Bunion" just can't be denied.
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