Engrish Funny.com

[Vlad n U 2]

Michaelsoft Binbows.



It's like a 6 year old boy tried to insult the company and this was the best he could think of ...

 

[mad1]

and if you were drunk male, walking past, you might mistake it for Michael's Soft Bimbos.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Mmm'kay then.

 

[purpleoscar]

I think there maybe a lawsuit

What movie did these guys watch?

A competitor must have interfered with the advertising

Indiana Jones toilet paper?

I'm I missing something?

 

[Purplereign]

^ Shitty timepiece . . .


gah I love this thread

 

[purpleoscar]

What the hell?​

YouTube - Lindsay Lohan out of jail, heads to rehab (琳賽蘿涵出獄，住進戒毒中心)

Very edifying ​

YouTube - English Swear Words

Mmmmm... Sand

Dangerous instructor

Must be a really "bitchin" timer

Uh....okay

 

[Purplereign]

Very edifying ​

YouTube - English Swear Words

*wipes away tears*

 

[Fernando-]

Very edifying YouTube - English Swear Words

Thanks, I needed to laugh, and that was perfect. Your posts are fucking sick.

I love how he advices for children and pregnant women not to watch the lesson.

 

[purpleoscar]

Thanks, I needed to laugh, and that was perfect. Your posts are fucking sick.

I love how he advices for children and pregnant women not to watch the lesson.

I like how he clarifies the difference between saying "bitch" instead of "beach".

 

[Fernando-]

I like how he clarifies the difference between saying "bitch" instead of "beach".

And how he's all serious giving the lesson with a chalkboard like that behind him.

 

[purpleoscar]

And how he's all serious giving the lesson with a chalkboard like that behind him.

Yeah because if you don't understand you might agree with the insult.

 

[Fernando-]

Yeah because if you don't understand you might agree with the insult.

Yeah, you might go: Oh really? Okay, *claps* Thank you! And the foreigner would be surprised.

 

[purpleoscar]

This is a sensable plan

It's important to look good at ALL angles

What's going on here?

Important instruction for accessing fruit

Soylent Green?

Management has to cover their ass

I guess they have too much sales

Who needs amber alerts?

 

[purpleoscar]

So let's insult the clientele

Gas Food

 

[purpleoscar]

Is this what Bono was talking about in the Mercy lyrics?

Not for men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLMja3tr7a4&feature=player_embedded

 

[purpleoscar]

That must hurt!

Perverted robot?

Business must not be good

I think I'll pass on the beverages

I'll pass on this one too

The best kind of vegetarian

Oh my favorite movie.

 

[bono_212]

"No thanks on the hot dog, just the AIDS please."

 

[kramwest1]

That must hurt!

I'm often passive aggressive when someone parks on my privates, too.



BAD PARK YOU. Indeed.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

Not from engrish, but it did make me laugh - a sign I saw in Beijing this summer

 

[purpleoscar]

 

[Cactus Annie]

I remember seeing a sign in a park that said:
NO skating
NO skateboarding
NO snakeboarding
NO bicycles
NO fouling
NO littering
NO loitering
KEEP dogs on leash
KEEP off the grass
KEEP to the left

The impression I got from that sign was that it wasn't a place where you can sit and relax.

 

[BoMac]

I remember seeing a sign in a park that said:
NO skating
NO skateboarding
NO snakeboarding
NO bicycles
NO fouling
NO littering
NO loitering
KEEP dogs on leash
KEEP off the grass
KEEP to the left

The impression I got from that sign was that it wasn't a place where you can sit and relax.

Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?

 

[purpleoscar]

Shave my...

You'll laugh until you expire

 

[LemonMelon]

Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?

Under the right circumstances, "keep to the left" and "no fouling" could be construed as humorous. Those aren't the current circumstances, of course.

 

[Cactus Annie]

Okay....but what does that sign have to do with the ones posted in this thread that have varying forms of bad English spelling and funny innuendo?

I do recall seeing a funny sign but I can't remember exactly what it said

 

[bono_212]

 

[purpleoscar]

Very important information

A delicacy

A time before the Spanish

 

[purpleoscar]

More bizarre food items

I'm confused.

 

[purpleoscar]

Long Island managers must like this tea:

Vague store:

Only bona fide tourists allowed!

Where's the f-ing book! I want to f-ing pay for it f-ing now!

 

[bono_212]

There's no way that last one's real. No fookhing way.