Official Unofficial Campaign For The Return Of The Slow Loris

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nirniva

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Dear Slow Loris:
If you've been keeping up with U2 for the past few months (as I'm sure you have), you will have noticed that the band has been playing half a dozen songs in regular rotation. Since this is an almost unparalleled move in the band's history, it suggests that new recordings are impending - always a good sign.

However, all is not well on the Internet. Thanks to an utter lack of official news from Camp U2, Interference has gotten really, really bored. So bored, in fact, that we have nothing to bitch about. No rumors, no setlists, nothing. This is, of course, a dangerous state for Blue Crackheads to be in, as scientific studies have shown that, in an environment devoid of bitchable information, the average Interference user goes insane in about three days.

That's where you come in.

Since it's looking quite likely that we'll be getting a new U2 album in 2010/2011, but it's not quite confirmed, this would be a perfect time for you to mount a comeback. Besides, it'd be a win-win situation: we get our rumors, and you get the awareness of your glorious name spread to those who joined up after NLOTH.

Save us, Slow Loris. You're our only hope.

Sincerely,
Nirniva
 
Achtung Baby is not a concept album.
I miss the "ripping the stitches" part from Mercy.
Bono's getting a bit chunky.
The band ruined the POP songs with their Best Of: 1990-2000.
U2 sold out with their iPod ad.
Bono is a hypocrite for evading taxes.
...and for donating a paltry amount with the ONE campaign.
Their setlists are stagnant.
ATYCLB and HTDAAB are boring and generic
Bono lied about NLOTH being a 12-track album
 
Achtung Baby is not a concept album.
I miss the "ripping the stitches" part from Mercy.
Bono's getting a bit chunky.
The band ruined the POP songs with their Best Of: 1990-2000.
U2 sold out with their iPod ad.
Bono is a hypocrite for evading taxes.
...and for donating a paltry amount with the ONE campaign.
Their setlists are stagnant.
You forgot "ATYCLB and HTDAAB are boring and generic" and "Bono lied about NLOTH being a 12-track album." Otherwise, well done.
 
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