"Do you live here or is this a vacation?"

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Some of you are quite bad at this

 

[BVS]

Some?

98% of this thread is a shitstorm of a trainwreck.


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[Hewson]

Bono: What do you think of my driving George?

Clooney: Out of control.

Bono:

 

[mama cass]

Bono: What do you think of my driving George?

Clooney: Out of control.

Bono:

 

[LadySpinHead]

"Do you live here or is this a vacation?"

Bono: What's this?
Clooney: my new business card. I got a new phone number.
Bono: but why do I need this?
Clooney: This is where you can reach me now.
Bono:

 

[CosmoKramer]

Bono: George, I would like you to meet a friend of mine. His name is Rick.

Clooney: well hello there Rick, I've got to go for a Facts of Life promo shoot but give me a call. My number is 867-5309 ask for Jenny...she's my assistant.

Rick: hmmmmmmm


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[DaveC]

Bono: George, I would like you to meet a friend of mine. His name is Rick.

Clooney: well hello there Rick, I've got to go for a Facts of Life promo shoot but give me a call. My number is 867-5309 ask for Jenny...she's my assistant.

Rick: hmmmmmmm


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Who the hell is Rick?

 

[LemonMelon]

He's roomies with Ol Whiskey

 

[bono_212]

Haha, someone doesn't know their 80s one hit wonders.

 

[Hewson]

Who the hell is Rick?

Rick Tutone, Tommy's brother.

 

[CosmoKramer]

"Do you live here or is this a vacation?"

Who the hell is Rick?

Rick Springfield.....Jessie's Girl....I got my songs confused! Let me edit this cluster f*** of an attempt......


Bono: George, I would like you to meet a friend of mine. His name is Rick.

Clooney: well hello there Rick, I've got to go for a Facts of Life promo shoot but give me a call. My number is 867-5309 ask for Jenny...she's my assistant.

Rick: hmmmmmmm

Tommy: hey Rick, let me introduce you to my friend Jessie, while I walk into this recoding studio for a moment.


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[corianderstem]

Clooney is unimpressed with this thread.

 

[gvox]

Rick Springfield.....Jessie's Girl....I got my songs confused! Let me edit this cluster f*** of an attempt......


Bono: George, I would like you to meet a friend of mine. His name is Rick.

Clooney: well hello there Rick, I've got to go for a Facts of Life promo shoot but give me a call. My number is 867-5309 ask for Jenny...she's my assistant.

Rick: hmmmmmmm

Tommy: hey Rick, let me introduce you to my friend Jessie, while I walk into this recoding studio for a moment.


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Ban


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

Those who lack the clever genes should stay on the sidelines

 

[Hewson]

Ban


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[Hewson]

Those who lack the clever genes should stay on the sidelines

 

[bobsaget77]

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[corianderstem]

 

[shaun vox]

surprised they have not closed this thread yet..and people are not funny ..

 

[Oregoropa]

It had it's moments

 

[bono_212]

Humor judging

 

[LemonMelon]

It's pretty bad.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

It's pretty bad.

Bono:

 

[Hewson]

Bono:

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Sometimes it's better to let the kids play in traffic

 

[DaveC]

Scene - interior of a hotel room overlooking the Mediterranean Sea in Eze. Bono enters and George Clooney is sitting by the window looking outside as the TV is jammed on the weather channel.

Clooney: hey Bono

Bono: ?

Clooney: you better tell your friend to get out of that bathtub that's on the edge of the water, even though he has that model chick with him.

Bono: why George?

Clooney: he might get zapped, weather man is calling for an electrical storm. The sea is swelling like my sore head from all that partying we did last night at the casino in Monaco. Too bad I had a horrible night playing blackjack, this rain had better wash away that bad luck I had...does the air feel heavy to you? And where the fuck are the sheets from this bed?

Bono: the air is heavy? How do you mean?

Clooney: I don't fucking know, just heavy, like...I guess a truck or something? I'm just hung over, fuck off and leave me alone. My head hurts so bad I'm seeing colours that have never been seen. And this coffee is fucking cold!

(Bono doesn't leave)

Clooney: you're in my room all the fucking time, isn't that enough??

Bono:

 

[Scorpionac]

Bono: Do you support abortion, George?

Clooney: Of course... especially in cases of rape... it's not like every human life begins with a kiss

Bono:

 

[bobsaget77]

Bono: Do you support abortion, George?

Clooney: Of course... especially in cases of rape... it's not like every human life begins with a kiss

Bono:

Seriously, wtf?


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[Mrs. Garrison]

Bono and George riding around in George's car

Bono: George, what does the warning on the inside of your mirror mean?

Clooney: Huh?

Bono: it says, OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

(phone rings)

Clooney: Hold on...My cell is ringing...No ID..I need to know who's calling

Bono: Who was it George?

Clooney: CCTV, pornography, CNBC.

Bono: What did they want, George?

Clooney: All they want is a picture of you.

Bono: ?

Clooney: Don't you worry 'bout your mind

Bono: Are they following us George?

Clooney: No. They're in the desert to dismantle an atomic bomb

Bono:

Clooney:

Bono: So George, do tell, how does a guy like you ever leave the house?

Clooney: My garden's overgrown...I go out on my belly crawling

Bono: Oh. So then what?

Clooney: Well....I know these fast cars will do me no good....

Bono:

Clooney:

Bono: Say George, im hungry, lets say we get a bite to eat. But first, you never answered my question.

Clooney: Huh?

Bono: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR??

Clooney: Oh...The size is much too big

Bono:

Clooney:

 

[corianderstem]

Bono: "Hey, have you ever read James Joyce?"

George: "No. Should I?"

Bono: "You know, he's challenging, but very rewarding."

George: "Great, I'll add him to my list."