Caption Thread #22: Bono's Revenge!

[hand0lotion]

to crowd: What's that? You think his leather pants are too tight also?
Grr

 

[iloveedge]

to crowd: What's that? You think his leather pants are too tight also?
Grr

Ooh there's no such thing as too tight

 

[AnCatKatie]

^ Agreed! XD

 

[Andreianloth]

There's no problem at all

 

[Galeongirl]

And now it's time to rock! Willy, crank up the popmart karaoke set please!
Very funny Edge. Give me my mic back!

 

[Rachel D.]

^ I wish!

 

[Andreianloth]

Do it,Edge,if not.....................

 

[domo-kun]

Yes, please Edge, break out into an impromptu performance of the Golden Earings "Radar love" becuase you fucked that one up back in 1997

 

[Galeongirl]

That is an actual Edge quote, actually. But it didn't lead into Radar Love. It was Singing in the rain.

 

[Rachel D.]

Hmm… Are these pants suitable for individuals with No-Butticus?
Woman: Yes, sir! They are guaranteed to meet all your posterior needs.
Good… good... I'll take 50 pair.

 

[AnCatKatie]

Hmm… Are these pants suitable for individuals with No-Butticus?

poor Edge!

 

[domo-kun]

Nice one. The butt jokes always work.

No butticus is still better than Asian Booty Disease (also known as ABD)

 

[theedgeu2]

Hmm… Are these pants suitable for individuals with No-Butticus?
Woman: Yes, sir! They are guaranteed to meet all your posterior needs.
Good… good... I'll take 50 pair.

Oh yess! No butticus jokes! Edge having to deal with a serious problem.

 

[Andreianloth]

 

[Angel-Of-Harlem]

Yoko: This is the ancient superglueing technique Adam taught me. He told me that you, being a zen master, would appreciate it.
CAN'T. MOVE.

 

[theedgeu2]

We need more captions!

 

[theedgeu2]

doublepost

 

[Andreianloth]

We need more captions!

I agree

 

[occlith]

Bono: Hey Edge, at my age, does wearing all this leather make me look silly?
Edge: Uuhh…

Larry: Bono, leather does not make you look silly. However, it does make you look like a nasty old tosser.

Larry: By the way, Edge wanted me to tell you that.

Bono: Edge, is that true?
Edge: Of course not! *hee hee hee hee*

-

 

[rootedphoenix]

Yoko: This is the ancient superglueing technique Adam taught me. He told me that you, being a zen master, would appreciate it.
CAN'T. MOVE.

*dies laughing* poor Edge.

Also! Yoko!

 

[AnCatKatie]

Bono: Hey Edge, at my age, does wearing all this leather make me look silly?
Edge: Uuhh…

Larry: Bono, leather does not make you look silly. However, it does make you look like a nasty old tosser.

Larry: By the way, Edge wanted me to tell you that.

Bono: Edge, is that true?
Edge: Of course not! *hee hee hee hee*

-

I expected that from Lardence, but Edge...ah, that's perfect

 

[domo-kun]

Dear Blackberry Diary :

Adam has been superglueing allot recently. His latest activity was superglueing my Blackberry to my right hand.

On the other hand, this really is one of my favorite superglue pranks yet,
It means that can spend even more time with you my dear Blackberry,

Love, and xxx's Edge.

-save message-

 

[loner]

Dear Blackberry Diary : Adam has been superglueing allot recently. His latest activity was superglueing my Blackberry to my right hand.

On the other hand, this really is one of my favorite superglue pranks yet,
It means that can spend even more time with you my dear Blackberry,

Love, and xxx's Edge.

-save message-

 

[theedgeu2]

Dear Blackberry Diary :

Adam has been superglueing allot recently. His latest activity was superglueing my Blackberry to my right hand.

On the other hand, this really is one of my favorite superglue pranks yet,
It means that can spend even more time with you my dear Blackberry,

Love, and xxx's Edge.

-save message-

This is now one of my favorite of the superglue pranks!

 

[Andreianloth]

BlackBerry Diary

 

[Rachel D.]

Edge probably doesn't mind that too much.

I like how he's looking over his shoulder in the first one, as if he's expecting Adam to jump out of the bushes and chase him with a tube of superglue.

 

[Rachel D.]

Larry, quick, let's have a staring contest!
Uh, OK...

*Five seconds later*

Wait, my stick is stuck to my hand… Adam! How did you do that? I was staring right at you!

Haha, well done, Adam! Your supergluing skills are almost ninja-like.
Wait til you see what I did to Bono's microphone!

Eeeek! I heard that!

 

[AnCatKatie]

Bono...

 

[JJAsi]

The Edge, even cameras cant focus on him

Yeah, I got all the edges myself

 

[Gabi_Clayton]

Great!