Mrs. Edge
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
Oh, this SUCKS!!!
Today when I got home there were NO Prop tix of course, but there WAS my package from Abercrombie & Fitch. "OH BOY!" Says me. Finally I can dress up Steve in his new #8 shirt!
So I open the box, and pull out with the very tips of my fingers, the tiniest little babydoll shirt you have EVER SEEN. This thing is a women's large, but I thought it was a NORMAL T shirt, the kind that would be big on me, and fitted on Steve! This thing barely fits me, and although I'm not the tiny dancer Disco keeps saying I am, I'm not a hippo either. This thing probably wouldn't get past Steve's shoulders!!!!
What am I going to do now? I NEED A NUMBER SHIRT FOR THE GA LINE!!!! I AM ARTSY CRAFTSY CHALLENGED!!! This is my plan to get a pic with Edge! I just know he'd go for a pic with his very own clone and little me!
AAAAHHHHHHH! The only good thing about this is 8 is my favourite number and now I have an outfit for the shows.
But what am I going to do? I implore you for practical answers.

Today when I got home there were NO Prop tix of course, but there WAS my package from Abercrombie & Fitch. "OH BOY!" Says me. Finally I can dress up Steve in his new #8 shirt!
So I open the box, and pull out with the very tips of my fingers, the tiniest little babydoll shirt you have EVER SEEN. This thing is a women's large, but I thought it was a NORMAL T shirt, the kind that would be big on me, and fitted on Steve! This thing barely fits me, and although I'm not the tiny dancer Disco keeps saying I am, I'm not a hippo either. This thing probably wouldn't get past Steve's shoulders!!!!
What am I going to do now? I NEED A NUMBER SHIRT FOR THE GA LINE!!!! I AM ARTSY CRAFTSY CHALLENGED!!! This is my plan to get a pic with Edge! I just know he'd go for a pic with his very own clone and little me!
AAAAHHHHHHH! The only good thing about this is 8 is my favourite number and now I have an outfit for the shows.
But what am I going to do? I implore you for practical answers.