Irvine511
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gayest straight movie ever?
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straightest gay movie ever?
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straightest gay movie ever?
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elevated_u2_fan
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I would go with straightest gay movie ever...
Those smoldering looks between Maverick and Ice Man were hot...
Plus you have Kenny Loggins singing about "The Danger Zone"
wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...
U2democrat
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straightest gay movie ever.
somehow it manages to satisfy gay men, straight men, and straight women all at the same time
somehow it manages to satisfy gay men, straight men, and straight women all at the same time
Dalton
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What in the world was gay about Top Gun.
*guys with freshly shaved, oiled chests?
* guys who flew around in long metal phalluses
* guys who shoot things at one another out of the front of their metal phallus?
Nah, that movie is S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T!
*guys with freshly shaved, oiled chests?
* guys who flew around in long metal phalluses
* guys who shoot things at one another out of the front of their metal phallus?
Nah, that movie is S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T!
LMP
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*Iceman jawbite*
If that's not the gayest dude scene in cinema not from The Crying Game or Brokeback, I don't know what is.
If that's not the gayest dude scene in cinema not from The Crying Game or Brokeback, I don't know what is.
U2democrat
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Crying Game...great movie.
LMP
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It definitely was a great movie 
Dalton
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Here's what I want to know. How can any guy (irvine you get a pass), be thinking about the gayness of this movie when Kelly McGillis is so damn hot in it? Those nylons with the line up the back 
elevated_u2_fan
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Dalton said:Here's what I want to know. How can any guy (irvine you get a pass), be thinking about the gayness of this movie when Kelly McGillis is so damn hot in it? Those nylons with the line up the back
She was totally a beard...
A Hot beard, but a beard nonetheless...
randhail
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The movie is the gayest straight movie ever, but it's still so good.
Who plays beach volleyball in jeans though? Also, the song playing during with that scene...Playing with the boys...draw your own conclusions.
Who plays beach volleyball in jeans though? Also, the song playing during with that scene...Playing with the boys...draw your own conclusions.
elevated_u2_fan
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They've already been drawn... 
Dalton
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The real question is: which movie is more gay, Top Gun or Fight Club?
LMP
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Top Gun by far.
Fight Club is fucking badass. Maybe when Fight Club becomes as dated as Top Gun it will be in the same boat, but not now.
Fight Club is fucking badass. Maybe when Fight Club becomes as dated as Top Gun it will be in the same boat, but not now.
Dalton
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LemonMacPhisto said:
Hey I love both movies, but while I was walking out of the theater after Fight Club I wasn't sure if I was supposed to hit the dude in front of me, kiss the guy in front of me, or a combination of the two...
That movie was hella gay.
UberBeaver
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Fight Club rocked. I think it could be described as homo erotic, but I don't think it's "gay" per se.
I always liked Iron Eagle better than Top Gun. The plane scenes were more abundent, and Jason Gedrick made me believe that I could grow up to steal an Air Force jet, fly over some nondescript Mid Eastern country, and light it up. Tom Cruise never gave me the feeling that I could ever get either Kelly McGillis or Val Kilmner.
You know, in hindsight, Top Gun really really sucked.
So to answer the query, it's a gay movie sold to straight people under the guise of American Military Supremacy. lol, beach volleyball.
I always liked Iron Eagle better than Top Gun. The plane scenes were more abundent, and Jason Gedrick made me believe that I could grow up to steal an Air Force jet, fly over some nondescript Mid Eastern country, and light it up. Tom Cruise never gave me the feeling that I could ever get either Kelly McGillis or Val Kilmner.
You know, in hindsight, Top Gun really really sucked.
So to answer the query, it's a gay movie sold to straight people under the guise of American Military Supremacy. lol, beach volleyball.
Dalton
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UberBeaver said:
CHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY
UberBeaver said:
You take that back.
LarryMullen's POPAngel
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UberBeaver said:
Brad Pitt in Fight Club
I don't think I've ever seen Top Gun all the way through. And everytime I come across it on cable it's the scene where they're all singing the Righteous Brothers to Kelly McGillis - or was that Cocktail?
Thora
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LarryMullen's_POPAngel said:
Brad Pitt in Fight Club
I don't think I've ever seen Top Gun all the way through. And everytime I come across it on cable it's the scene where they're all singing the Righteous Brothers to Kelly McGillis - or was that Cocktail?
Ditto.
That scene is in Top Gun, you're right.
Like U2dem said, it satisfies everyone.
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Irvine511
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another question:
are the characters gay guys trying to play straight; or straight guys trying to act all gay?
are the characters gay guys trying to play straight; or straight guys trying to act all gay?
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Irvine511
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[q]I'd say it was the right time
To walk away
When dreaming takes you nowhere
It's time to play
Bodies working overtime
Your money don't matter
Time keeps ticking
When someone's on my mind (on my mind)
I'm moving in slow motion
Feels so good
It's a strange anticipation
Knock, knock, knocking on wood
Bodies working overtime
Man against man
And all that ever matters
Is baby who's ahead in the game
Funny but it's always the same
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Said it was the wrong thing
For me to do
I said it's just a boys' game
But Girls play too
My heart is working overtime
In this kind of game
People get hurt
I'm thinkin that the people is me
If you want to find me, I'll be
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
...is the boys
I don't want to be the moth around your fire
...with the boys
I don't want to be obsessed by my desire
Your shining, Your smiling
I've seen enough
...with the boys
I'm staying here
You play too rough
Playing, playing with the boys
I'll be staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Playing with the boys[/q]
To walk away
When dreaming takes you nowhere
It's time to play
Bodies working overtime
Your money don't matter
Time keeps ticking
When someone's on my mind (on my mind)
I'm moving in slow motion
Feels so good
It's a strange anticipation
Knock, knock, knocking on wood
Bodies working overtime
Man against man
And all that ever matters
Is baby who's ahead in the game
Funny but it's always the same
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Said it was the wrong thing
For me to do
I said it's just a boys' game
But Girls play too
My heart is working overtime
In this kind of game
People get hurt
I'm thinkin that the people is me
If you want to find me, I'll be
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
...is the boys
I don't want to be the moth around your fire
...with the boys
I don't want to be obsessed by my desire
Your shining, Your smiling
I've seen enough
...with the boys
I'm staying here
You play too rough
Playing, playing with the boys
I'll be staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Playing with the boys[/q]
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Dalton said:
Everytime I eat antipasto I think of Louis Gossett Jr cause of Iron Eagle. How weird is that?
And no, I won't take it back. I kept envisioning scenes and realizing they were all so friggin' bad:
-You've Lost that Lovin Feeling (Not in Cocktail, by the way. Cocktail is a GOOD movie.) complete with mic toss. Awful.
-Goose's and Meg Ryan on the piano. Awful.
-Goose's death. Awful.
-Tom Cruise staring in the mirror after Goose dies. Awful.
-Iceman's friend. Ugh.
-Tom Skerrit revealing Tom Cruises "destiny/history". Awful.
-Buzzing the tower and the subsequent cheewing out. Awful.
-Kelly McGillis. Good.
-Kelly McGillis dressing as a man? Still good, but she looks better as a woman.
Yeah, it's a stupid movie. :refusestotakeitback:
Give Me Some Lovin' > Danger Zone.
Dalton
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I'm going to say that they are gay guys trying to act straight (cough* Katie Holmes *cough), there just isn't a good reason for straight guys to act gay in the military.
Dalton
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UberBeaver said:
Sniff, sniff
Slider,
You stink.
Now that is classic.
UberBeaver
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Irvine511 said:
Good question.
I think they're gay, but they don't know it. Except Goose, who I think is straight; and Iceman's partner, he knows he's gay. Iceman might know it too, but probably not. Maverick is probably bisexual.
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Irvine511
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UberBeaver said:
i think you're exactly right.
Dalton
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UberBeaver said:
See, while you were thinking about this stuff, I was looking at Kelly.
Perv.
UberBeaver
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Dalton said:
While you were looking at Kelly I was sizing up the competition to get to her. Notice my only real competition was Goose? And where's Goose now? BAM!
HAHA. <---GENIUS!
Dalton
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