Survivor 49

[MrPryck2U]

25 years! 49 seasons! Jeff Probst is the Dick Clark of Reality TV! 64 years old and you wouldn't guess it. Lol! We're minutes away (EST) from the magic and wonder of TV's greatest reality show ever! Special shoutout to my Survivor hombre, Hewson! Let the madness continue!

 

[Hewson]

So we've got Alanis Morrissette on the blue tribe and Jeff Lebowski on the yellow tribe.

 

[MrPryck2U]

And I like both so far. Love Rizo from Yonkers. He's got a slight Cockring vibe going on. A pretty likable cast so far.

 

[MrPryck2U]

So, is Sage transgendered?

 

[MrPryck2U]

Well, the one person I couldn't stand is gone. but I'm sure someone else will take her place. Lol! That Immunity challenge was brutal. Especially for the team with the disadvantage. But naturally they won anyway. It never fails. There's always one tribe with an early losing streak and we see them more than the others. Another thing that also never fails: When I record the show on Hulu, it stops the recording right before the loser's monologue. Usually, I watch it live, but Yankees/Red Sox were on at the same time.

 

[Hewson]

Annie's monologue was basically she said they got her. She thought she was in control of the game. (She was quite delusional).
Glad to see her go.
Yellow team winning that challenge with the disadvantage was something. Though Probst said they had to wear 20lbs of coconuts through the whole thing, but they didn't have to wear them to get up the ramp. That would have changed the outcome, I think.
Blue team couldn't do one of those Melissa & Doug puzzles for toddlers where you put the wooden cut out of the cat into the cat spot and the dog into the dog spot. They are brainless when it comes to puzzles.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Thanks for letting me know. Yes, I was thinking the same thing about that challenge. They would have been screwed if they had to climb the ramp with 20 pounds on them. Blue team totally choked at the end.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Crazy episode tonight. Jake gave a whole new meaning to Survivor. When they showed Jeff at the Survivor hospital, from certain camera angles, it looks like he's had work done on his face. Seriously, though, Jake was extremely fortunate that no venom entered his system from the snake bite. And he got to see his son being born. Talk about fate.

Also, Sophi screwed Jerimiah. With only 2 people left in their tribe, you know buffs will be dropping soon. Jason is a freaking puzzle savant.

 

[Hewson]

Jason is to puzzles what Ozzy was to water. Guy is fantastic. That will make him a target post merge.
Yeah, they show buffs dropping in the preview. Otherwise, they'd have 2 people competing and 4 sitting from the other 2 tribes at the immunity challenge which would be poor viewing.
Sophi may have been who bit Jake, because she is definitely a snake.
And glad Jake was OK.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Despite the buff dropping, the last episode was somewhat lackluster. Another "older" person voted out.

 

[Hewson]

Bye Lebowski.

 

[MrPryck2U]

The Dude abides.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Poor Jason. They'll miss him when they need to solve a puzzle. Jawan's weirdness is really being showcased. At times he's been downright creepy. Savanna looks likes Parvati's kid sister or niece.

 

[Hewson]

Yeah, Jason wasn't cut out for the social part of the game. So, with the numbers stacked against him he had no shot to maneuver into a chance to survive.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Yup. When Jawan made reference to feeling like he was on the bottom, but hey, Jason is there. That's when you knew the party was over for the puzzle savant. The people who've gotten voted off so far have definitely deserved their fate. Poor Jake got screwed but he got to see his son born. I'm not a dad, but I'm sure that was cool to say the least. Lol!

 

[MrPryck2U]

So, what the **** was going on between Shannon and Sage? I mean we know that Sage is nauseated by her but holding hands and hovering them not too far from private places? I love the pre merge tribals. We never see that person again. Lol!

 

[MrPryck2U]

Whoa, so I can't even type that "H" word that rhymes with smell without it being censored? That's crazy!

 

[Hewson]

They even censor ****?

Shannon was a total fruit loop, so not sad to see her go even though she was a local girl. Sage can take her rolling eyes and be next as far as I'm concerned.

Rooting for Nate, MC and Steven at this point. Rizo (R-I-Z-G-O-D) is too full of himself, otherwise he's a good player.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Shannon was loopy for sure, but she had a great ass. I actually like Rizo. I think he's just confidant in himself. I get a slight Cockring vibe from him. He's from Yonkers, NY. My SO lived there for 20 years. I hope Sage goes soon. Her expressions are rather annoying. I like Nate, MC, and Steven. I think Steven will be the first to go of that trio.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Nothing like a good old blindside. I liked Nate. Steven survives for now. Savanah is getting a little feistier. The 2nd half of the season is upon us. So far so good.

 

[Hewson]

Please get Sage's face off my TV.

 

[Hewson]

Interesting twist last night.
Thought your boy R-I-Z-D-U-N-C-E was going to go home with an idol in his pocket until they sent Savanah Leopard Panties over.
Unfortunate to see MC go, she blew it last week playing her idol for no reason.
And Sage's face is still on my TV dagnabit.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Oh yeah, I was sweating Riz's choice to not play his idol. MC got hammered, but I did like her. I liked that whole twist at the end with Savannah in the mix at TC. And, yeah, Sage is getting worse each week. I think it's down to Rizo and Steven as my favorites. Maybe Savannah too. She's not tough to look at. Lol!

 

[Hewson]

Rizo is really getting lucky not playing his idol.
This is a fairly stupid bunch of players as a whole, especially those at the perceived top (Sageface, Jawan most notably). They have clear cut targets like Rizo and Savannah Leopard Panties and never even make a real attempt to vote them out or flush that idol.

And the Survivor racism is showing up again as the jury is now 3 people of color. Jawan and Kristina should be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Dude, Rizo should have been gone 2 votes ago! They are dumb. He got them to vote out Alex. That was huge! It's scary how the Survivor racism kicks in sometimes. Or even ageism for that matter. Most of the older folks are gone. Savannah definitely has a target on her back. Especially after the last IC. I like her. She's got spunk. Lol! I wouldn't be surprised if Sage is in the Final 4.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Jeff Probst proves once again why he is the perfect person to steer the Survivor ship. Kristina had a breakdown before the Reward challenge. It looked like she was about to quit. Thanks to Jeff saying the right things, she stayed in the game. A lot of plotting going on in this episode, which is good. It looked like Sage might be gone. but alas, they got her buddy instead. No complaints there. My buddy Rizo pulled his swerve with a fake Idol. I guess he still has the real one. Yellow Sophie is a beast at challenges. Those burgers looked awesome at the Sanctuary. Too bad they couldn't wash them down with some beer. Savannah is with the right group because they should have voted her out as soon as she was vulnerable. Same thing with Soph. Steven survives another vote. I love Rizo but Steven seems like the coolest dude on the show.

 

[Hewson]

And the Survivor racism is showing up again as the jury is now 3 people of color. Jawan and Kristina should be afraid, be very afraid.

Ding ding ding.

 

[MrPryck2U]

A very entertaining episode! Steven kicked ass on that advantage challenge. Ok. I'm a little crazy. Whenever there's a reward, I'm always thinking about bowel movements. I'm sure that spaghetti with meat sauce was a party. Another great vote out. Your buddy Sage gets her revenge. At this point, I think either Steven, Rizo, or Savannah will be the sole survivor.

 

[Hewson]

Finally, a white jury member.

And again, this season's players are a dumb bunch. The only one they don't want to get an advantage is Steven, so a boat shows up with a journey for an advantage, and what do they do? Roll over and allow Steven to go without so much as one other person saying they want to go and at least playing rock paper scissors against him for the opportunity. Pathetic group.

They were smart to take out yellow Sophie; she would have easily won if allowed to stay in the game.

Ranking in order of who deserves to win out of who's left:

Steven
Rizo
Savannah
Sage
Kristina
Blue Sophie.

The last 2 have no shot (well maybe Kristina could win if jury votes along racial lines). Blue Sophie is a complete coat tail rider, has done zero in the game.
Will go down as one of the weaker winners when all is said and done.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Yes, absolute fools in regard to that advantage journey. Thay didn't want to do it and then Steven steps up and volunteers. He had nothing to lose. Then they lament him doing it. I bet you Kristina and Soph would have had no chance in that advantage journey. That looked insane. Yes, they've had weak winners, but I think the Top 3 are strong here. I've seen almost entire casts that unlikable. This bunch isn't so bad. All of the annoying ones are gone except for Sage. Lol!