Survivor 49

[MrPryck2U]

25 years! 49 seasons! Jeff Probst is the Dick Clark of Reality TV! 64 years old and you wouldn't guess it. Lol! We're minutes away (EST) from the magic and wonder of TV's greatest reality show ever! Special shoutout to my Survivor hombre, Hewson! Let the madness continue!

 

[Hewson]

So we've got Alanis Morrissette on the blue tribe and Jeff Lebowski on the yellow tribe.

 

[MrPryck2U]

And I like both so far. Love Rizo from Yonkers. He's got a slight Cockring vibe going on. A pretty likable cast so far.

 

[MrPryck2U]

So, is Sage transgendered?

 

[MrPryck2U]

Well, the one person I couldn't stand is gone. but I'm sure someone else will take her place. Lol! That Immunity challenge was brutal. Especially for the team with the disadvantage. But naturally they won anyway. It never fails. There's always one tribe with an early losing streak and we see them more than the others. Another thing that also never fails: When I record the show on Hulu, it stops the recording right before the loser's monologue. Usually, I watch it live, but Yankees/Red Sox were on at the same time.

 

[Hewson]

Annie's monologue was basically she said they got her. She thought she was in control of the game. (She was quite delusional).
Glad to see her go.
Yellow team winning that challenge with the disadvantage was something. Though Probst said they had to wear 20lbs of coconuts through the whole thing, but they didn't have to wear them to get up the ramp. That would have changed the outcome, I think.
Blue team couldn't do one of those Melissa & Doug puzzles for toddlers where you put the wooden cut out of the cat into the cat spot and the dog into the dog spot. They are brainless when it comes to puzzles.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Thanks for letting me know. Yes, I was thinking the same thing about that challenge. They would have been screwed if they had to climb the ramp with 20 pounds on them. Blue team totally choked at the end.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Crazy episode tonight. Jake gave a whole new meaning to Survivor. When they showed Jeff at the Survivor hospital, from certain camera angles, it looks like he's had work done on his face. Seriously, though, Jake was extremely fortunate that no venom entered his system from the snake bite. And he got to see his son being born. Talk about fate.

Also, Sophi screwed Jerimiah. With only 2 people left in their tribe, you know buffs will be dropping soon. Jason is a freaking puzzle savant.

 

[Hewson]

Jason is to puzzles what Ozzy was to water. Guy is fantastic. That will make him a target post merge.
Yeah, they show buffs dropping in the preview. Otherwise, they'd have 2 people competing and 4 sitting from the other 2 tribes at the immunity challenge which would be poor viewing.
Sophi may have been who bit Jake, because she is definitely a snake.
And glad Jake was OK.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Despite the buff dropping, the last episode was somewhat lackluster. Another "older" person voted out.

 

[Hewson]

Bye Lebowski.

 

[MrPryck2U]

The Dude abides.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Poor Jason. They'll miss him when they need to solve a puzzle. Jawan's weirdness is really being showcased. At times he's been downright creepy. Savanna looks likes Parvati's kid sister or niece.

 

[Hewson]

Yeah, Jason wasn't cut out for the social part of the game. So, with the numbers stacked against him he had no shot to maneuver into a chance to survive.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Yup. When Jawan made reference to feeling like he was on the bottom, but hey, Jason is there. That's when you knew the party was over for the puzzle savant. The people who've gotten voted off so far have definitely deserved their fate. Poor Jake got screwed but he got to see his son born. I'm not a dad, but I'm sure that was cool to say the least. Lol!

 

[MrPryck2U]

So, what the **** was going on between Shannon and Sage? I mean we know that Sage is nauseated by her but holding hands and hovering them not too far from private places? I love the pre merge tribals. We never see that person again. Lol!

 

[MrPryck2U]

Whoa, so I can't even type that "H" word that rhymes with smell without it being censored? That's crazy!

 

[Hewson]

They even censor ****?

Shannon was a total fruit loop, so not sad to see her go even though she was a local girl. Sage can take her rolling eyes and be next as far as I'm concerned.

Rooting for Nate, MC and Steven at this point. Rizo (R-I-Z-G-O-D) is too full of himself, otherwise he's a good player.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Shannon was loopy for sure, but she had a great ass. I actually like Rizo. I think he's just confidant in himself. I get a slight Cockring vibe from him. He's from Yonkers, NY. My SO lived there for 20 years. I hope Sage goes soon. Her expressions are rather annoying. I like Nate, MC, and Steven. I think Steven will be the first to go of that trio.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Nothing like a good old blindside. I liked Nate. Steven survives for now. Savanah is getting a little feistier. The 2nd half of the season is upon us. So far so good.

 

[Hewson]

Please get Sage's face off my TV.