Johnny Swallow
Bad Daddy Johnny
Discuss.
http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan
Mona: BWAHAHAHAA *chases Larry*
Larry: *wallows in lard so he's slippy!* I'M SLIIDING DOWN!
Mona: I'll be there when you hit the ground!*in pursuit* *grab*
Larry: *slip* It's alright it's alright it's aalllright! I move in mysterious ways!
Curses. See that's why he's so smooth.
1. Having too much hair produces friction with the air, which slows you down. Also JT Bono had long hair so if you were hunting him down you could latch on to him from further away than you could Pop Bono. Bono's got more meat on him and we all know he's a hairy gorilla man, so I've got him in my target. *cackle* He'll be easier to catch and groom. *french braids all of Bono*
2. Larry, being the hot tamale that he is, can't risk being trampled by crazy women -- bc he obviously has BIG potential of that. So he *shaves* his entire self --even his toes!
3. Larry also has a habit of wearing tight and / or partially removed clothing. *mind wanders*....*returns* See, if he had a mumu or something billowing out behind him like a cape (LARRYMAN), he'd be caught and taken advantage of FAR too many times. For some reason he doesn't approve. *smooth criminal*
4. I'm now thinking Bono WANTS us to take advantage of him! *takes up torch and pitchfork* *dons MacPhisto horns* Let's wait on the Atlantic shore for that plane to come back!
What was the question again?
Let's attach a giant leather Ireland-shaped PLEBA-accomodating bucket seat to Larry's bike. Then we'll chase down Bono. deal?
add that to the next PLEBA slumber party itenerary: waxin!! Larry can show us howOriginally posted by Scarlet Hawkmoon:
I LOVE a man without chest hair. It looks so damn sexy!!!!
But of course: Bono is an exception. Or, maybe I could wax his chest personally
Originally posted by Naya:
Do you guys ( J. Swallow and Dr. Teeth) have ever waxed your chest hair?
Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
I've shaved mine once or twice, but it's just now starting to come in real nice so I'm proud of it.I don't like to be hairy except for a bit on my chest.
Grrr baby very grrrr.
Originally posted by Naya:
Do you guys ( J. Swallow and Dr. Teeth) have ever waxed your chest hair?
Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
OK, actually question:
Do any girls shave their arms? I notice that some girls have quite a bit of forearm hair and wonder if any of them like to trim it.
Originally posted by mmmBono:
I guess it really depends on the guy...
But hair on the back and shoulders is a BIG turnoff..
Hmmm Bono tends to vary in how much hair he has on his chest...do you girls think he's shaved it before?
Now here's a delicious hairless chest...
Kinda looks like luscious Larry's, huh girls?
Caution: may cause drool on computer monitor!!LOL!
And this is my first time posting a pic so wish me luck cuz I need it!!
Luv,
Rani
Originally posted by mmmBono:
Okay...
Let's try this again..
Or how about this one?
This better fekking work!!!!