PMS Sucks

[~LadyLemon~]

Hello fellow PLEBA gals. I'm sure you all understand what I'm going through.

Right now I'm at work, and I'm having one of those awful mood swings (that will last all night). I work at my campus library in the reserve room, where I check things out for people, and put the books back, put paper in the copier, etc. Boring, but I get to visit interference while I'm at it.

Tonight I'm in an awful mood (extremely hostile) and people are being so shitty and mean to me tonight, and I'm just about ready to strangle someone. Usually I can blow past it, but tonight the old hormones are making it tough. I want to beat the crap out of everybody.

I'll be here until midnight, so if any one wants to help, I would appreciate it if you could make me laugh, give me some Larry, whatever. Just help me get through the next 2 hours!!

Really...I'm trying to smile.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[madonna's child]

pms does suck. hope you feel better. here's some larry lovin'

my favorite larry picture

larry sturt's his stuff

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?Hard as it is to keep it together, it is still possible to have those moments when it?s just the four of you being able to keep the rest of the world out... and that?s what it?s all about.?
-Adam

Love,
Emily

She wore lemon, but never in the daylight...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I thank you Emily.

Ooh, strut it baby!!!

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[Gina Marie]

I feel your pain Lady Lemon!!

So here's the ONE AND ONLY PMS cure(well, there's the other 3 too)

A Larry a day keeps PMS at bay!!

 

[Gina Marie]

OMG-I think I spy a slight 'elevation' there in my pic!

*I need to get some sleep*

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Hehehe. Gina Marie is mad about U2 "elevations".

Thankfully less people have been in duing the past half hour, so I've been able to calm down a bit. But there are mini-Crunch bars in the back room, screaming my name!!!

AHHHH! Give me Larry and give me chocolate!
Maybe a beer would help too.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
Hehehe. Gina Marie is mad about U2 "elevations".

I know!!

I even posted it as a separate topic!!

*hears that song live soon and falls to the floor laughing w/PLEBA flashbacks*

*thinks of bringing in binoculars to use even w/ GA*

*nope, not necessary*

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Ha!! You'll bring the binoculars anyway to get a closer look, if ya know what I mean.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[Giant Lemon]

I hope you're feeling better, LadyLemon. Remember, PLEBA is better than Midol!

[This message has been edited by Giant Lemon (edited 10-03-2001).]

 

[Naya]

aaaw Lady *hugs*

here you go dear...

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She had heaven
And she held on so tight

http://community.webshots.com/user/leyloo20

 

[Gina Marie]

HHHMMM...

Larry vs chocolate...

I take Larry every time-he's more yummy than even this!!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Aw thanks everyone!

What more could I ask for? Fun pleba gals, Larry, chocolate. Yes, this is making me feel much better. I haven't strangled anyone yet so far.

Thankfully I don't have to work again until Sunday night!! Only a half hour of work left. I think I can make it!

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[Discoteque]

Originally posted by Giant Lemon:
I hope you're feeling better, LadyLemon. Remember, PLEBA is better than Midol!

and I have the Pleba tag to prove it! So LadyLemon, I don't have any chocolate for you...wait, oh yes I do!

Mmmm...it's soooo...um, elevated!!

But sometimes laughter is the best...so this is from the hilarious Bluey, to whom I give ALL THE CREDIT...this had me "baa-ing!" Sorry Bluey, but it's great:
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I call it "With or Without Ewe"

I was at the fair with my boyfriend this week. We were wandering down the midway looking at the large, brightly lit rides and laughing at the people in line. I was pretending I was in Vegas, but that is neither here nor there.
Anyway, my boyfriend steers me towards this huge petting zoo and starts to play with all the sheep and goats. Now, I've heard some nasty stories about bacteria coming off petting zoo animals so I was content to watch. My boyfriend however was trying to get me pet the animals.

Bf: come on, they won't bite.
Bluey: Nah, I'll just stand here and look cool.
Bf: No, come on! They're so cute.
Bluey: But they probably have e-coli all over them!
Bf: You're being silly *wanders into the sheep pen where a million people were milling amongst the sheep* come on in! Please?
Bluey: Ok, fine. But I don't want to pet one.

So I enter the pen. When I open the gate a couple kids run past me and ONE MOTHER OF A BLACK SHEEP.
The big black sheep (bbs) takes off and starts booking it down the midway. I never knew sheep were so fast. My overdeveloped sense of duty kicked in and I, feeling responsible, took off after the sheep. Now to really give you an idea of how strange this was... imagine you are in line for a ride at this carnival. You're just standing there, holding someone's hand, gazing at the stars above, wondering if your dreamy date will kiss you on the ferris wheel when a HUGE MOFO OF A SHEEP bursts through the line followed by a girl in black leather pants and shades who is swearing at the sheep.
I finally got close enough that I could reach it so I lunged at the thing and grabbed two big handfuls of Sheep ass.

Sheep, by the way are big enough to drag a person. Did you know that? I didn't.

Anyway, once I stopped the sheep and wrestled it to the ground, a petting zoo enployee finally moseys over and helps me get "the bird man" back into the pen.

My boyfriend was laughing so hard he was crying.

That is not the end of the stangeness. Oh no.
I figure, hey, I'm covered in sheep bacteria now I might as well go in.

So I go into the pen, where I am MOBBED by about 20 sheep and goats. They cornered me and weren't aggressive but were all just staring at me. I couldn't get out of the corner. It was really eerie. I felt like Bono, so I started to tell the sheep "Sorry no pictures today people" and "I'm not signing autographs".

My friend Kyle's theory is that I wrestled the dominant male sheep to the ground in front of them, so I am now the dominant male sheep.

My theory is that I smelled like sheep ass.

The end.

Bluey the Dominant Male Sheep

 

[~LadyLemon~]

LOL!!!! Thanks Disco for Bluey's story. Being mobbed by sheep would not be cool right now. Smelling like sheep-ass sucks too.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[mocool12]

Aw, LMAO @ Bluey's story!! I'd never read that before! Lady, PMS is just one of those things that almost makes me wish I was a guy.

But I'll agree, Larry's hotness certainly can help out:

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"All right I'll eat your- eat your shorts?!!"

 

[blueeyes]

Awwwwwyou poor girl!
I know I know.
Man, I hate PMS. I get so bitchy sometimes that my boyfriend knows not to approach me without bearing some kind of chocolate, and my friends know to protect stupid people from me. I just get annoyed easily.
I go from thinking people are great to thinking things like "MUST you breathe so LOUD???".
To make yourself feel better just imagine what the guys would be like if THEY were women and had pms...
Adam: Adamette would just go shopping when she is feeling bloated and crampy...nothing like prada to take the edge off of those shooting pains. Oh well, it's all part of being a girl for Adamette. She would remain civil to strangers and would just steer clear of aggrivation.
Edge: Edgeette would probably invent some sort of pms treatment system complete with intravenous prozac, an elecrtic massuse, a giant full body heating pad and a voice that says over and over "You do not look fat, it's just water weight, it will go away." She would pretty much just sit in a room full of wires and cry softly.
Larry: Uh oh. Larryette would need some serious alone time during that time of the month. She would just sit in a corner listening to Elvis records with a nailgun which she would shoot at anyone who tried to interrupt the King. There would be no abbriviating the swears for this little lady, she will just whisper them softly while aiming at your head. Bandmembers = target practice.
Bono : Stand back! Bonoette is a raging diva while her "aunt is visiting". Roadmanager and fans alike shudder to think of it. She gives Maria Callas and Sybill a run for their money with such moments as *Bonoette stands infront of a mirror* "I look so HUGE! I HATE myself .... &^@^(@&*^~~~!!!! Someone bring me chocolate now...*Sticks her head out the doorway* I SAID NOOOOOOOW you mouth breathers! Rrrr! Owwwwww! *Bonoette doubles over clutching her stomach* Owwwwwwww! Edgeette, Midol Me! * A trembling little hand puches a tub of chocolate icecream through the doorway of the dressing room. Bonoette looks at it and starts to cry* Ohh, you poor little tub of icecream, nobody cares about you. Just like nobody cares about me! * In a sudden fit of rage Bonoette hurls the icecream into the hallway and then giggles, and then starts to cry again* I'm so lonely, someone come visit me! *Bonoette sticks her head out the door and yells* Is anyone there? Hello? I need a kleenex and maybe a hug..Hello? Oh nobody loves me *She starts crying again when Edgeette enters, carrying a tranquilizer gun like they use on lions* Edgeette! *edgeette tranquilizes Bonoette and shoves her onto the couch...and there was great rejoicing*

God have mercy on their souls if this was true and if they were on tour and all went nuts at the same time.
-Crampy Bluey

 

[madonna's child]

very humorous, bluey.

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?Hard as it is to keep it together, it is still possible to have those moments when it?s just the four of you being able to keep the rest of the world out... and that?s what it?s all about.?
-Adam

Love,
Emily

She wore lemon, but never in the daylight...

 

[~LadyLemon~]

That was great Bluey!!! I can only expect insanity like that from you.

But's it's good crazy of course.

I have to admit I like the Larryette the best of course--sitting alone with a nailgun.
LOL!!! Don't #&*@$* bother me!!!!!

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[oliveu2cm]

lmfao Bluey, you are hilarious!!! i don't even try to hide my laughter anymore, it makes me sound like i'm snorting lol. everyone knows when i'm reading blueys posts

your sheep story, all I could think of was this:

and PMS DOES suck makes you want to strangle people who you'd normally ignore or quit your job. MY question is how the heck do you get what you need from your bag to your pocket w/o your 2 male cubemates seeing? lol. *forgot my pocketbook at home*

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Go baby! -->* www.u2takemehigher.com *<--All New!

 

[Discoteque]

Bluey, thank you for making me snort Italian dressing-covered salad through my nose...and that's *ZESTY* Italian dressing, so you can only imagine.

Absolutely hiliarious!!!

I *never* used to even have PMS when I was younger, but as I've gotten older, I've discovered my hormones are all in cahoots to make me as miserable as possible every freakin month...add to that exhaustion and adult acne (the lovely cystic kind) and you have a chick on the lunatic fringe...and GUESS WHAT, all you lucky Vegas-bound Plebas??? You may get this experience next month...golly, I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

I shop like Adamette, get murderous like Larryette, and rage like Bonoette...so all I can say is: BRING CHOCOLATE. The *good* stuff.

Oh yes...and some tranqs.

Chocolately Shatner...aka Disco

 

[scatteroflight]

Originally posted by madonna's child:


my favorite larry picture

Ooh, I love that pic too!!

Oh my goodness, I just realized I hit 900 posts. It seems like not very long ago at all that I hit 800.

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"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." -Zaphod Beeblebrox

[This message has been edited by scatteroflight (edited 10-04-2001).]

 

[Salome]

it does

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[~LadyLemon~]

OK, yesterday's hostility has now turned into today's depression. BLAH!!!!!! I just made some brownies though...hehehe.

Who's got the prozac?? Thankfully my roommate was here to let me bitch, and now we are blasting Achtung Baby which equals instant therapy.

I should do some kickboxing tonight. That will help (but I would rather eat brownies and ice cream and take a nap!). Less than 1 week to South Bend!!!!! That helps a bit.

I'm glad Salome agrees, hehehe.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[ZooGrl]

Originally posted by scatteroflight:
Ooh, I love that pic too!!

Aaahhh. if that pic of Larry was the product of PMS, BRING IT ON!!! *lol*

 

[bluesky]

Originally posted by Discoteque:

GUESS WHAT, all you lucky Vegas-bound Plebas??? You may get this experience next month...golly, I CAN HARDLY WAIT.

I shop like Adamette, get murderous like Larryette, and rage like Bonoette...so all I can say is: BRING CHOCOLATE. The *good* stuff.

We sell Guittard chocolate at the espresso cafe I work at(its like the Ferrari of chocolate...it is sooooo goood), so I will bring us all some!!

Vegas+U2+Chocolate=YUMMY!

~LadyLemon~ I am currently suffering from the hell that is PMS...I feel your pain! For me, I just become a total bitch...so BEWARE!

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*Men should not be forced to wear pants if its not cold* ~Adam

*Larry's always been noticed cause he's the pretty one*

"Do you have a final message for the crowd today, something they can take home with them...as if this wasn't enough?"
Larry: "Something they can take home with them?...I'm not taking my clothes off."--MuchMusic tv show, May 2001

[This message has been edited by bluesky (edited 10-04-2001).]

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[Mullen-Girl]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GAWD BLUEY!!!!

Girlie both your stories made me laugh so hard here at school that I got the whole freakin computer lab to turn around and look at me lmao....I could just picture you being dragged by a sheep lmao

oh and the u2 pms...lmao Bono was like so freakin funny and Larry too with the nail gun lol

*stomach hurts from laughing so much*

 

[mad1]

PMS doesnt stand for Pre-Menstrual Stress...........

its an anagram for Must Strangle Partner!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 10-05-2001).]

 

[Giant Lemon]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:

Who's got the prozac??

Enjoy!

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"We miss our lemon, I'd just like to say that." - Bono 5/9/01

 

[laurinha]

Oh well... now i will tell ya girls how much a disgust this women thinggie

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Very well, when I had my first mestruation, I was like 11 years old. And at school too... all that ewwww thinggie started to tranbord! I was in the middle of my lessons, and i started panic, cos i was feeling some thing odd going on.
So, in the recreation time, a huge part of my pants was full of blood. God, I cried soo damn much!! I was so shamed, so scared, i didnt knew what to do!!!! It was awfull... after that, my cousin, Gabriella, came to my school, and bringed me to her home. I think my parents dont know about this yet, and i hope they dont. Today I am 15, and ack, i hate hate hate my period... I wish I was a kiddo yet

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Life is short...so is Bono! Both of them are delicious, though

 

[Discoteque]

Bluey, I HAD to send this to a coworker...she IS Larryette!!!

She's really high-strung, always "she is raging," talks to herself, yells about nothing and everything...but she actually is a funny and wonderful (but stressed) person. I sent it to her via email today...she was having a crappy day, on back to back con-calls...suddenly, I heard laughing...and laughing...and LAUGHING!!

She loved it, and agrees that she's totally Larryette.

Remind me never to buy her a nailgun for a birthday gift. There's a few customers I think she's be nailing that very day.

Originally posted by blueeyes:
: Uh oh. Larryette would need some serious alone time during that time of the month. She would just sit in a corner listening to Elvis records with a nailgun which she would shoot at anyone who tried to interrupt the King. There would be no abbreviating the swears for this little lady, she will just whisper them softly while aiming at your head. Bandmembers = target practice.
-Crampy Bluey