PLEBA Mansion presents: Finally the girls meet the boys!

[Mullen-Girl]

It was a beautiful day in Dublin, the sun was bright and the hillside was an emerald green. The PLEBA girls were out doing different things.

MG: *out shopping at Powerscourt* Man this FCUK shirt is kickin! I must get me one! *giddy*

Flaming June: Oh yes I love this store! *takes out credit card* Time to do some damage!

SoulNation: *kicks the soccerball outside the mansion* Cat moves to the right *shoots* Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll *runs around and slides on the ground*

Bonochick: *digs around in the kitchen* Hmm I wonder what's in here..

Lemonboy: Hey! Stop digging in there! This is Lemonboy country!

Bonochick: *peers* Ohhhhhhhh what are you gonna do about it? Huh? Huh?

Lemonboy: *throws down his Lemon apron* Bring it on *puts up his fists*

Bonochick: *dances around Lemonboy* Na na na na na youuu can't get meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Lemonboy: Don't make me go over there!!

Bonochick: *runs past Lemonboy laughing and heads upstairs*

Lemonboy: *picks up apron and puts it on, peering at the doorway* how dare she go through my stuff.

*Nini, FallingStar and Bluey are all at St. Steven's Green having a nice picnic*

FallingStar: *eating* mmmm...man this day is beautiful! I'm glad you thought of this Bluey.

Bluey: *laying back taking in the rays* Ah I know i'm a genious what can I say?

Nini: *lowers sunglasses* Ohh check those guys out!

FallingStar: *growls* How you doiiiiin?

*Moonlit Angel and Schmeg are in the living room*

Schmeg: Ahhhhhh this lemonade is soooooo wonderful

Moonlit Angel: Oh yes. That Lemonboy sure does know how to handle his lemons!

Schmeg: *scandalized* What did you say?

Moonlit Angel: Oh you know what I meant *mumbles* dirty mind

MG: *answers cellphone* Hello?....well hello there Bono how are ya dear?...tonight?....Surely...Tell Larry i know...*rolls eyes*...We'll see you tonight then! bye....*looks at Flaming June* Well looks like we're going to have guests tonight!

Flaming June: *digging through clothes* Oh great! Gives me another excuse to buy new clothes!

MG: *dials* Hey Bluey! What you girls doing?

Bluey: *on phone* Oh me, Nini and FallingStar are just hanging out here at St. Steven's. What's going on?

MG: Well I just got a phone call that Bono and the boys are coming over tonight.

Bluey: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh a party!!!

Nini: Um Bluey. *taps her shoulder*

Bluey: Hold on i'm on the phone...Yeah so what time they coming over?

MG: Well about 7pm. You girls want to meet up? I'm just down the street. Maybe we can go to Dunn's to buy some groceries.

Bluey: Yeah that sounds great! We'll see you in a bit. We'll meet you at Dunn's. *hangs up* WHAT????

FallingStar: *points up at Bluey's horn, laughing*

Bluey: *puts her hand up to her horn* OH GEEZ! Schoo! Bad bird!

Nini: You're lucky it didn't go on you! *laughs*

Bluey: *gets up* C'mon girls we have to head to Dunn's to meet MG and Flaming June.

*The girls head to Dunn's to buy all the stuff for the party and head back to the Mansion on the discobooooooooos driven by MikeSt*

MikeSt: *looking through mirror* Hey you three in the back! Cut it out!

Bluey: *pulls up pants* Sorry! I just had the need to mooooooon!

MikeSt: *rolls eyes*

*The girls arrive at the mansion*

Flaming June: We have some great news!!!

Schmeg: You just saved a bunch on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

*crickets*

Moonlit Angel: Soooooooo...what's the news?

Nini: THE BOYS ARE COMING OVER TONIGHT!!!

Bonochick: *squeals* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

SoulNation: We better get to work then!!!

*The girls and Lemonboy start to get everything ready for the party...meanwhile at U2's mansion*

Adam: *walks out of shower with only towel on* Ahhhhh party. I love that word.

Bono: We've got to look our best! We're meeting our new PLEBA harem girls. *grins*

Edge: *blushes and fixes beanie*

Larry: *snaaaaaaaaaaarl* I can't get this fookin shirt on! All the bootins keep poping off! *pop*

Bono: Just go shirtless! I'm sure the PLEBA girls will love that!

Larry: *peer* *pop* *sigh*

Adam: C'mon boys! We're going to be late!

*All four hop into a car and arrive at the PLEBA Mansion*

Edge: *eyes wide*

Larry: *panting* NEVER DRIVE AGAIN!

Bono: Whaaaaaat? It's not my fault that car was driving on the wrong side of the road.

Adam: Riiiiiiight the OTHER driver was.

Larry: *rings doorbell*

Schmeg: I'll get it! *opens door, thud*

Bono: *looks down at Schmeg* Geez you need to start wearing shirts with ZIPPERS.

Larry: *snarls then takes the button from inbetween Schmeg's eyes, takes out small sowing kit and sews button back on*

MG: Laaaaaaarry!!! Honey!!! *runs over to Larry and hugs him*

Larry: *hugs MG*

Bluey: *goes up to Bono* Well hello there *grins*

Bono: *grins and hugs Bluey* Long time no see...so where's the hubby?

Bluey: *rolls eyes* Don't even get me started on that!

MG: PLEBAcites! Line up!

PLEBAcites: *line up*

MG: This is FallingStar.

FallingStar: *shakes Bono's hand and doesn't let go*

Bluey: *pulls FS's hand away from Bono's* Sorry you'll have to excuse her.

Bono: *grins*

MG: This is Nini.

Nini: *drools*...nice to meet you...*drools*

Lemonboy: Well looks like i'll need the mop *sigh*

MG: This is Moonlit Angel.

Moonlit Angel: *bats eyelashes* Hi

MG: This is Schmeg.

Schmeg: *just stares*

MG: This is Flaming June.

Flaming June: *to Larry* It will be an honour to be hit between the eyes with your bootins.

Larry: *snarl*

MG: This is Bonochick.

Bonochick: *peers at Edge* Hi.

Edge: *runs away crying* What did I doooooooooo???

Bonochick: Woops *giggles*

MG: THis is SoulNation.

SoulNation: Mmmm...hello *grins*

Bluey: Hi I'm Bluey!

Adam: Yes we know...

Bluey: Sorry I was trying to be a smart arse. *grins*

MG: Well...Let's get the party started!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Lemonboy: *walks around with a trashbag picking up after everyone* Geez! IT's a mess in here *sigh*

Bono: *on table with Bluey, Nini and FS* IT'S A BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUTIFUL DAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *takes swig from champagne bottle*

Bonochick: *quickly runs up to Bono and takes the bottle* Mmmmmmmmmm just when it hits the lips...it's so good!

MG: Larry honey really...you do need to do something about your shirts.

Larry: *pouts* But I love my bootins!

SoulNation: *hangs on Schmeg's shoulders* I love you maaaaaaaaaaan!

Schmeg: No no I looooooooove youuuuuuuuu mannnnnnnnn!

Flaming June: *stands behind Larry mumbling* Please if all of them could pop off!

Adam: *dances with Moonlit Angel* You are lovely.

Moonlit Angel: *blushes* Oh no i'm not!

Adam: *displays his usual grin* Believe me! You are.

Moonlit Angel: *melts*

Bluey: Hey everyone! Let's start a conga line!

Nini: *falls off table* Woooooops...I think i've had a bit too many *hiccups*

FS: *sings* OH NO NOT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I WILL SURVIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE. *dances*

Lemonboy: Oh I can see it now...everybody's going to hurl in a second!

Edge: *in a corner blushing*

Schmeg: ...No really you would look really hot if you took your beanie off.

Edge: But my beanie is my life!

Schmeg: *takes beanie from Edge's head* Woooooooooooooooooooo i'm EEEEEEEEEDDGEEEEEEEEEEE!

Edge: *collapses*

Bono: Well i'll be damned! I guess he does need that beanie! *snatches it from Schmeg and puts it on* HOLY....E=MC2...*takes it off* Whoa! That was scary! *places it back on Edge's head*

Edge: *wakes up slowly* What happened??

Schmeg: Nothing *whistles*

SoulNation: That was great meg!

MG: *stands on couch* I would like to make a toast!

All: *raise glasses*

MG: To all the girls here...you girls rawk...really you do...

Bluey: *whispers to Nini* Oh no..

Nini: *whispers back* What?

Bluey: She gets like this when she's drunk...next thing she'll be crying.

MG: *wailing* I love you girrrrrrrrrrlsssssssssssssssss *collapses down into Larry's arms*

Larry: Oh God not again..

Lemonboy: *walks around picking up all the glasses and putting them on his tray but taking a swig of what's left over before placing them on there*

*As the night goes on...the drunker they get...finally they all pass out*

Adam: *laying head on Moonlit Angel's lap*

Moonlit Angel: *head back sleeping upright on the couch*

Bono: *Laying on the floor snoring*

Bluey, Nini & FS: *sleeping on Bono, Bluey's hand on Bono's...*

Flaming June: *sleeping at Larry's feet*

MG: *sleeping on Larry*

Larry: *arm around MG..bootins flying off*

SoulNation: *asleep on the coffee table*

Schmeg: *half on chair, half on floor*

Bonochick: *sleeping on Edge*

Edge: *awake looking at Bonochick, scared*

Lemonboy: *laying on the kitchen table*

The End

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

This was so awesome (batting my eyelashes, heh, yeah, that's pretty close to about the only "flirty" thing I would do upon meeting Bono right away)!

Best parts:

Moonlit Angel: Oh yes. That Lemonboy sure does know how to handle his lemons!

Schmeg: *scandalized* What did you say?

Moonlit Angel: Oh you know what I meant *mumbles* dirty mind

!

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Flaming June: We have some great news!!!

Schmeg: You just saved a bunch on your car insurance by switching to Geico?

*crickets*

!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl
Bono: Well i'll be damned! I guess he does need that beanie! *snatches it from Schmeg and puts it on* HOLY....E=MC2...*takes it off* Whoa! That was scary! *places it back on Edge's head*

Hehe.

Also...aww, Adam... ...

I so love being a part of this fun. .

Angela

 

[bluephisto]

LMAO, awww my hand on bono's!!! how dreamy.

my fav part is "It would be an honor to be hit between the eyes with your bootins" ROTFLMAO. THAT was cute.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*ahem* Actually it wasn't quite his hand where yours was...it should have been...

Bluey's hand on Bono's *ahem* lmfao

 

[bluephisto]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!



Well, that's dreamy too. LOL.

*GRIN*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ok I forgot to let you guys know...this is only going to be written during the week...usually on the weekends I'll hiss at the computer LOL...my fiance is usually on it and you can't pry him from it...lol

Btw I can't believe how much fun ii'm having writing this...I've had to hold myself back from busting out laughing lol...

Btw pt 2. Bluey when i read that I almost choked on my pizza LOL

 

[Bonochick]

MG: This is Bonochick.

Bonochick: *peers at Edge* Hi.

Edge: *runs away crying* What did I doooooooooo???

Bonochick: *sleeping on Edge*

Edge: *awake looking at Bonochick, scared*

BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! Poor Edge...

 

[Lemonboy]

Bonochick: *digs around in the kitchen* Hmm I wonder what's in here..

Snoopin' around is a privelige(sp?) for Bootlers exclusively!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Sorry..............

*goes through your underwear drawer*

 

[Schmeg]

Great party!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Ugh I am so hungover from last night LOL that I'm having trouble thinking of a story. HOpefully something will come to mind. I really shouldn't have had that second wine bottle LOL

 

[Lemonboy]

Sorry..............

*goes through your underwear drawer*

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

There's a girl Looking in my unmentionables!


*Hope she doen't find the 7lb crotch pad*

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*Hope she doen't find the 7lb crotch pad*

 

[miss-U2]

that was a cool story!!!