let's say u2 had come to an end...

[U2Man]

what would bono, edge, adam and larry be doing now?

 

[BVS]

Make fun of your threads

 

[xaviMF22]

Bono - politician
Edge - music producer
Adam Clayton - nursing home
Larry- hiding somewhere out there

 

[europop2005]

whats with all these "end of U2" threads?

 

[Laura M]

what bvs said

 

[LemonMelon]

I almost agree with xavi:

Bono - Politician
Edge - Music producer
Adam - Would start/run a new Playboy Mansion and maybe even have his own magazine
Larry - Arrested for steroid use

 

[Lancemc]

I could see Bono following his outside pursuits full time.

I could see Edge doing his own musical thing, maybe production or musical charity stuff or just other random cool shit.

And I could see Adam and Larry either just retiring or doing session musician stuff.

 

[ntalwar]

Nothing too strenuous.

 

[JCOSTER]

Bono - publishing his own magazine.
Edge - doing something musical behind the scenes.
Adam - Lounging in the Riviera, maybe his own clothing line.
Larry - going into hiding for the rest of his life.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Bono - Will become the high god almighty and rule over the earth with an iron fist and a mullet of despair....

Edge - Will invent a time machine and attempt to travel back in time to prevent U2 from forming and therefore prevent Bono from becoming the Dread Lord of all creation. Will be killed by a pack of flying monkeys summoned by Bono to defend himself...

Adam - Will become a famous author of children's books about a boy wizard and his pet slug named rufus...

Larry - Will continue to remain the same age until the end of time...

 

[redhotswami]

they'd post on interference

 

[LMP]

they'd post on interference

who said they don't already?

 

[corianderstem]

Bono: hobo
Edge: hobo
Larry: hobo
Adam: playboy in a smoking jacket

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

That's a whole lotta hobos...

 

[corianderstem]

Okay ... maybe one of them could become a cat wrangler.

 

[U2isthebest]

Okay ... maybe one of them could become a cat wrangler.

That would clearly be Larry! He just loves kitties!

 

[coolian2]

Hermits

 

[intedomine]

Bono - Bob Geldof

Edge - Brian Eno/Butch Vig

Adam - Will sit at home watching 24 hour news with Suzie and their son, Jazzman Jnr.

Larry - Actor in avant-garde/arthouse cinema throughout the UK and Ireland or a used motorcycle salesman

 

[kingofsorrow]

Bono - Will become the high god almighty and rule over the earth with an iron fist and a mullet of despair....

Edge - Will invent a time machine and attempt to travel back in time to prevent U2 from forming and therefore prevent Bono from becoming the Dread Lord of all creation. Will be killed by a pack of flying monkeys summoned by Bono to defend himself...

Adam - Will become a famous author of children's books about a boy wizard and his pet slug named rufus...

Larry - Will continue to remain the same age until the end of time...

 

[kingofsorrow]

bono?; pope/president of the world.

edge?; invent the warp engine, the matter tranportation device and time travel.

adam?; well...........................a pimp is always a pimp

larry?; will return to his home planet with the mother ship.

 

[U2girl]

Bono-activist
Edge-solo musician
Adam-partying up at his house
Larry-disappearing into the sunset after the end of U2

 

[last unicorn]

Bono: solo singer
Edge: solo guitarrist
Adam: solo bassist
Larry: solo drummer


They'll never mate again. With no one.

 

[Bug]

Staring at a lava lamp in different corners of the world.

Edge would have a green lamp. Bono would have a blue lamp, Adam would just have a really big lamp, and Larry would say he's too good for one but secretly stare at a purple one in his closet.

That's just right at this moment, though.
They'd all be lavalamp salesmen on the moon.
(Larry would be the anti-lamp, though. But have action figures of himself selling lavalamps that he plays with like, all the time)

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Bono - oldest contestant ever on Dancing With The Stars, 2038. Wins the title after his powerfully artistic dance to the old Billy Ray Cyrus classic circa 2007 "I Want My Mullet Back"

Edge - starts incredibly succcessful company that manufactures orgasmatrons. Leaving behind the comparitively poor days in which he was a guitarist for U2, he buys the entire state of California and lords over it from his pink house in Malibu.

Adam- starts up a sanitation company with Naomi Campbell in which the trash collectors all wear designer outfits and 5 inch stilletto heels. If you don't tip them they throw cell phones at you.

Larry-writes a brutally honest tell all book about U2, goes into hiding after the scandal surrounding the book but no one even notices. Tries to vote Bono off Dancing With The Stars by voting hundreds of times for Abigail Breslin.

 

[vaz02]

I can imagine Larry riding of into the sunset and never be heard from again.

 

[LemonMelon]

Staring at a lava lamp in different corners of the world.

Edge would have a green lamp. Bono would have a blue lamp, Adam would just have a really big lamp, and Larry would say he's too good for one but secretly stare at a purple one in his closet.

That's just right at this moment, though.
They'd all be lavalamp salesmen on the moon.
(Larry would be the anti-lamp, though. But have action figures of himself selling lavalamps that he plays with like, all the time)

Woah, that was deep, man.

 

[Bug]

I have no idea what's going on.

 

[corianderstem]

I think someone should start a band and call it "Mullet of Despair."

GENIUS.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I think someone should start a band and call it "Mullet of Despair."

GENIUS.

I have that trade marked btw...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Speaking of the Mullet Of Despair, they have a whole thread dedicated to it over in PLEBA:

http://forum.interference.com/t174288.html