It's Official: This is the coolest Bible ever

[LMP]

Samuel Jackson provided the voice of God for a New Testament audio book version of the Bible entitled The Bible Experience, which was released in November 2006. He was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authoritative voice was perfect for the role.

If he says Ezekiel 25:17 in here, I will purchase it, I kid you not.

 

[zonelistener]

blashpemy

Get those mutha fuckin' snakes out of my mutha fuckin' bible

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: blashpemy

Get those mutha fuckin' snakes out of my mutha fuckin' bible

 

[LMP]

Re: blashpemy

Get those mutha fuckin' snakes out of my mutha fuckin' bible

I really want to see him harpoon the snake from the Garden of Eden.

 

[redhotswami]

If he says Ezekiel 25:17 in here, I will purchase it, I kid you not.

does it say bad motherfucker anywhere on the cover?

 

[pepokiss]

snakes on a bible

 

[Sicy]

Is that on ebay?

 

[LMP]

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=bible+experience&category0=

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Is it in surround sound? Cus if god doesn't talk to me in 5.1 i ain’t interested

 

[Varitek]

I would have gone with Darth Vader for God.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Is it in surround sound? Cus if god doesn't talk to me in 5.1 i ain’t interested

God: Now in HD TV!

 

[LemonMelon]

This product is so blasphemous, but

Actually, here's my proposed cast:

God - Samuel L. Jackson
Jesus - Leonardo Dicaprio
Mary - Uma Thurman
Adam - John Travolta
Eve - Scarlett Johansson
Moses - Hugh Laurie
Jacob - Tony Shalhoub
Joseph - Al Pacino
Satan - Christopher Walken

I'm working out the rest...

 

[LMP]

Jesus has to be Willem Dafoe. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Great list, though.

Cain and Abel - Owen and Luke Wilson?

 

[LemonMelon]

Continued...

Job - Bill Murray
David - Ben Stiller

 

[LMP]

Goliath - Shaquille O'Neal or Michael Clarke Duncan
Abraham - Kevin Spacey

 

[bono_212]

I would have gone with Darth Vader for God.

It's been done though technically...didn't James Earl Jones do the entire Bible on audiobook?

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

It's been done though technically...didn't James Earl Jones do the entire Bible on audiobook?

Yeah I just saw it at Barnes and Noble today. "James Earl Jones reads The Bible!"

 

[bono_212]

My aunt owns that...I laugh every time I see it, and am so tempted to give it a listen, just because it's James Earl Jones

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

This product is so blasphemous, but

Actually, here's my proposed cast:

God - Samuel L. Jackson
Jesus - Leonardo Dicaprio
Mary - Uma Thurman
Adam - John Travolta
Eve - Scarlett Johansson
Moses - Hugh Laurie
Jacob - Tony Shalhoub
Joseph - Al Pacino
Satan - Christopher Walken

I'm working out the rest...

How about Angelina Jolie for Mary Magdelene