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gah...i want more of my cherry coke.

i had some coke and cherry brandy and it was really good. i only had one and i don't want to drink more because i have to drive tomorrow because my mom can't because she's on painkillers and cannot operate heavy machinery. i can't have one drop of alcohol in my blood whilst driivng cuz if i get pulled over i'll be taken to jail.

i feel like i'm going to pass out. maybe i put too much brandy in? i couldn't find a measuring thingie, so i didn't know how much an ounce was. why does creme de cocoaoso brandy taste like shit and the cherry brandy smells like cough syrup but it's so goooooood?
 
Now Khanadahaha that raises an intersting question I have pondered for ages. Especially after I got home a couple of weeks back after the hospital tried to kill me, I got shit loads of happy brain drugs and all said "DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY"

What constitutes heavy machinery? See, I'd consider the dishwasher heavy machinery. But so is a combine harvester, which I do not use. I think its obvious what they really mean, but geezuz, who really drives a frigging forklift on a daily basis anyway? (except for maybe Diemen who does heavy work and stuff) "Ooh honey, can you take this prime mover and this load of washing out to the clothes line? I cant operate heavy machinery cos of my mind altering prescription drugs!"

This thread deserves 17 stars btw.
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Sicy said:
Did you have a dui? :der:
me? noooo...the most trouble i've ever gotten in with the law or anyone else was a speeding ticket. or my ticket when i was in my car accident. :silent:

btw angela, when i'd had my wisdom teeth taken out, heavy machinery = everything! i let people wait on me hand and foot...:laugh:

but seriously, my dentist told me like no heavy lifting, and no driving. he was right. the heavy lifting would've possibly torn the stitches, and i was too out of it to drive. i felt stoned for a week.
 
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