It's Official: I'm an asshole! (Borderline Certified, but why get technical?)

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UberBeaver said:


HAHA. You must be a Dick.
:hmm:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
 
You sound like a borderline certified asshole, perhaps the time has come to start changing your behavior before it gets worse.

:huh: :ohmy: :eyebrow:
 
The King

UberBeaver said:
Are you an asshole?

Congratulations - You are King of the Assholes. There is no help for you. All other assholes should bow down before you. Titles such as Boss, CEO, Congressman, Senator or President are in your future.
 
You don't sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

I'm shocked. I'm sarcastic as hell.
 
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