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Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
but ive decided not to post it
upoo song parodies are a waste of space really
Instead i shall tell u all how much I enjoyed my Pretend Aussie Elevation Tour.We arrived in the lounge room heart early to get a low number. Security were busting my arse all day for trying to skip some chairs to get to the front of the line. So i put my dog on them and they went out for a smoke instead.
Got right front row by pushing the crowd, using my high kick technique and brill upper cuts Ive been perfecting with my Tae Bo classes.
One skinny little chick in a Savage garden t shirt tried to steal my place on the mat in the loungeroom heart, but I stood on her laces and she was relegated to the stool by the door.
The boys came out blazing and I danced around the loungeroom heart in Last Train to Bono mode(<--name I gave my tour to Europe) bouncing up and down in time to Bono's elevated hoo hoos.
At one point Bono tried to take my hand but some loser Aussie knocked me flying and grabbed Bono's arse. I think he was the same bastard who stole my Bono flag at Slane, I also think he snuck into the lounge room heart with an old wristband.
At one point I saw Tyler Durden and brettig dancing arm in arm, while zoomerang 11 and bono_man stood by watching in jealousy.
Angie, cass and I just boogied at the front of the stage. I think Angie was flirting with Adam, dont tell her hubby.
I wept, I wailed, I laughed and covorted. We cheered and enjoyed some mirth. It was a brill day to be a U2 fan in Australia.For they have given us so much and I am forever indebted to those Irish laddies.
I cant wait till UPOO comes our way again. But next time, Im gonna be a Bono girl no matter what!
upoo song parodies are a waste of space really
Instead i shall tell u all how much I enjoyed my Pretend Aussie Elevation Tour.We arrived in the lounge room heart early to get a low number. Security were busting my arse all day for trying to skip some chairs to get to the front of the line. So i put my dog on them and they went out for a smoke instead.
Got right front row by pushing the crowd, using my high kick technique and brill upper cuts Ive been perfecting with my Tae Bo classes.
One skinny little chick in a Savage garden t shirt tried to steal my place on the mat in the loungeroom heart, but I stood on her laces and she was relegated to the stool by the door.
The boys came out blazing and I danced around the loungeroom heart in Last Train to Bono mode(<--name I gave my tour to Europe) bouncing up and down in time to Bono's elevated hoo hoos.
At one point Bono tried to take my hand but some loser Aussie knocked me flying and grabbed Bono's arse. I think he was the same bastard who stole my Bono flag at Slane, I also think he snuck into the lounge room heart with an old wristband.
At one point I saw Tyler Durden and brettig dancing arm in arm, while zoomerang 11 and bono_man stood by watching in jealousy.
Angie, cass and I just boogied at the front of the stage. I think Angie was flirting with Adam, dont tell her hubby.
I wept, I wailed, I laughed and covorted. We cheered and enjoyed some mirth. It was a brill day to be a U2 fan in Australia.For they have given us so much and I am forever indebted to those Irish laddies.
I cant wait till UPOO comes our way again. But next time, Im gonna be a Bono girl no matter what!
