Lancemc
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Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole!
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BonoIsMyMuse
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Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
Nate Dogg
Refugee
Mark it zero.
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Bono's Betty
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Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
Bono's Betty
Refugee
"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
My personal fav:
Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. "
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude:" Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Walter Sobchak: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
My personal fav:
Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. "
The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude:" Jesus."
Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."
Walter Sobchak: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."
The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?
Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
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UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
That rug really tied the room together.
That line has become a mainstay of my friends and I. Now that we've gotten older and married with houses, everytime one of our wives buys a rug, some variation of that line comes out. Usually something like, "Hey, nice rug. Really ties the room together." "Yeah, fuck me."
That line has become a mainstay of my friends and I. Now that we've gotten older and married with houses, everytime one of our wives buys a rug, some variation of that line comes out. Usually something like, "Hey, nice rug. Really ties the room together." "Yeah, fuck me."
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Bono's Betty
Refugee
LMP
Blue Crack Supplier
Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
LyricalDrug
Rock n' Roll Doggie
"...to the bosom of the Pacific ocean."
One of my former housemates won first place in the Big Lebowski trivia contest, at LebowskiFest in Vegas a couple years ago. I can recite the entire movie almost line by line...
One of my former housemates won first place in the Big Lebowski trivia contest, at LebowskiFest in Vegas a couple years ago. I can recite the entire movie almost line by line...
UberBeaver
Breakdancing Soul Pilgrim
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Bono's Betty
Refugee
LyricalDrug said:
MsPurrl
Blue Crack Supplier
My brother looks quite a bit like a not-so-heavy Walter, and he occasionally gets upset--like in traffic or when he gets lost while traveling or when he's hungry. When he does, we all him "Walter." 
Nate Dogg
Refugee
Look at our current situation with those camel-fuckers in Iraq.
MsPurrl
Blue Crack Supplier
Nice marmot, man . . . .
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