Elevation Elongation!

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

That's what the poor unsuspecting souls u2.com have decided to term the latest extension of the tour. See for yourself:

http://www.u2.com

I'm sure they have no idea how wrongly this could be construed in the twisted mind of a PLEBA girl. But my oh my it does suggest some interesting images

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"I buy socks."
-Adam, when asked what he does with the money he would have spent on drink.

"The babes, the feast, and the toga conspire to give Adam the bearing of a Caesar (one of the late, inbred, lunatic Caesars, perhaps, but a Caesar nonetheless.)"
-Bill Flanagan, at an after-concert soiree with the band and Co.

"If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane."
-Adam, The Simpsons

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[She Is Raging]

LOL!! I was thinking the same exact thing as soon as I saw this thread title.... it sounds like some sort of musical viagra or something...

The girls will have fun with this one I'm sure!

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[JessicaAnn]

Originally posted by She ls Raging:
LOL!! I was thinking the same exact thing as soon as I saw this thread title.... it sounds like some sort of musical viagra or something...

The girls will have fun with this one I'm sure!

I am glad I am not the only one who thought the same thing. We are all very sick and need help!



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--Bono

 

[Mirrorball Girl]

Hee hee! Yeah, it really was an unfortunate choice of terms, wasn't it?

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"He...never...shuts...up."
--Sheila Roche, on Bono

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[FishNeedsABicycle]

Sung at the end of "Elevation"...live...

Elevation...Elongation...Stimulation...Masturba...well you get the idea...

Fishy <><

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[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by JessicaAnn:
I am glad I am not the only one who thought the same thing. We are all very sick and need help!

Indeed

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"I buy socks."
-Adam, when asked what he does with the money he would have spent on drink.

"The babes, the feast, and the toga conspire to give Adam the bearing of a Caesar (one of the late, inbred, lunatic Caesars, perhaps, but a Caesar nonetheless.)"
-Bill Flanagan, at an after-concert soiree with the band and Co.

"If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane."
-Adam, The Simpsons

 

[Discoteque]

NO. THEY. DIDN'T.

As if ELEVATION wasn't already bad enough with all its innuendo...they go and add ELONGATED to it??? What are they thinking?? (or...maybe that IS what they're they thinking!)

U2 powers that be: Well, we've already got Elevation out there, and look what that wrought...so how about we call the third leg (heh - GET IT? THIRD LEG?) the Elongated leg? (GET IT? ELONGATED?) *guffaw*

Bono: *cracks up* *slaps leather clad knee*

Edge: Elongated?? Erm... *blush blush blush* *turns beet red...buries face in engineering magazine*

Larry: is that all you blokes think about? Wankers. BLARG.

cardboard Adam: Hey! that was MY idea...like, 3 albums ago...blarg...whoops! *falls over* Erm...can someone please pick me up? Um...anyone? Bono? Edge?

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[missmacphisto]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy, here we go again!!!

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

 

[WildHonee]

OMG!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally ran across the room laughing like a moron! Julie has seen me do this! I did that yesterday after the soulmate incedent! I nearly fall over laughing, and I run away and sit in a corner!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the BEST name for a tour i have EVER heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!


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~*Mona*~
a little girl With Spanish eyes

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[Gina Marie]

*thinks the folks at U2.com have been spending way too much time on PLEBA*

 

[moon_is_playing_tricks]

ELONGATED?! <insert insane laughter here>

You know... I'm supposed to be doing homework right now... and I keep getting sucked in to the vortex known as PLEBA.... holy hot buckets.... elongated? And, just for that... I'm going to include my favorite elongated member of the club:

feck! Is it hot in here??? GAAH! elongated elevation! Whoo hoo! Sounds like we've come up with a new catch phrase, ladies...

Moonie

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[Mullen-Girl]

LMFAO! Maybe they got their idea from the "elevated" threads here or something? Lmao...wouldn't that be like scary if they read all the elevation things?

Maybe people going to the tours should make posters saying

"U2's 3rd Leg Elevated and Elongated" lmao

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Larry:let me put it this way. Michael Jackson got the idea of the oxygen tent from me. and all this hanging out with monkeys and shit like that, it's all to do with that.

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LM: That's a good question. I think it's the healthy living. I do all the right things. It's all the creams. I don't know maybe it's in my Levi's.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

Originally posted by FishNeedsABicycle:
Sung at the end of "Elevation"...live...

Elevation...Elongation...Stimulation...Masturba...well you get the idea...

Wankers.

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"I buy socks."
-Adam, when asked what he does with the money he would have spent on drink.

"The babes, the feast, and the toga conspire to give Adam the bearing of a Caesar (one of the late, inbred, lunatic Caesars, perhaps, but a Caesar nonetheless.)"
-Bill Flanagan, at an after-concert soiree with the band and Co.

"If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane."
-Adam, The Simpsons

 

[Bonavoix]

Originally posted by Mullen-Girl:
"U2's 3rd Leg Elevated and Elongated" lmao

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! I seriously had TEARS in my eyes. Wow...

"Elevation Elongation" eh?

I SWEAR they know about that thread and are naming it that just to tease us hopeless PLEBA girls. *sigh*


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