Chuck Norris Throws a Log at a Bear, Killing It

[Canadiens1131]

Not actually Chuck Norris, but still quite Norrisian.

 

[LMP]

Why does this remind me of the bear from The Great Outdoors?

 

[Canadiens1131]

It was a pretty shitty excuse for a bear, whatever else it was.`

 

[LMP]

I mean like, any other bear would've at least eaten the shovel-throwing kid's face.

 

[Canadiens1131]

I'd go for the limbs first, actually, as a bear. If you have to retreat back to the woods, at least you have a souvenir.

 

[waynetravis]

Why does this remind me of the bear from The Great Outdoors?

"A baldheaded bear!!!"

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yeah, heaps funny story.

 

[Cin]

Dad's rock

maybe it should be, Dad's log, but that sounds slightly distateful

 

[Hewson]

 

[zoney!]

pic-a-nic basket

300-pounder sounds a little more like boo boo than yogi!

R.I.P. Boo Boo

 

[pepokiss]

"I'm smarter than the average bear... and fuzzier too"